Am I the only savage?

Re: Am I the only savage?

• JuniperGaze member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  Sometimes I don't realize there is a good enough seal and it dribbles down my shirt. So no, you're not the only one.

  

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• ghostof5letters member

  August 2014

  I have milk all over my thighs every day. I've also dripped it all over my house, so there will never be a black light party in my home. 

  
  

  Also, a bit of wisdom from experience, breastmilk does not come out of Uggs

  
  

  
  

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• livkight member

  August 2014

  cko521 said:

  The process of taking my bra off long enough to attach the pump is enough time for me to leak everywhere.

  Yep. This. I'm a monster.
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• darkangel42 member

  August 2014

  I stick the breast pads to myself with lanolin first, that way there's minimal drip when the bra comes unfastened.

  The bit I haven't mastered yet is at the end, taking the pump away without getting the milk drips from the breastshield all over. I just don't have the co-ordination to do it and there's always a few big drops in there waiting to escape.

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• jensavicci member

  August 2014

  Thought this was going to be about food and I was gonna tell you a tale about when I ate chocolate chip cookies from the trash can.....but seeing as how that's not the case, I'm just gonna move right along.

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• Nichole8787 member

  August 2014

  No. I'm a milky mess. To the point I want tho cry. It's everywhere. Everywhere. All the time. Seriously even puddles on the changing table. I have a serious over supply and no idea how to control it.
  
  @jensavicci‌ that makes me think of the sex and the city episode where Miranda eats cake out of the trash and said she needs tho go to the betty Crocker clinic lol do we need to check you on too?

  

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• ADC1979 member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  jensavicci said:

  Thought this was going to be about food and I was gonna tell you a tale about when I ate chocolate chip cookies from the trash can.....but seeing as how that's not the case, I'm just gonna move right along.

  
  Did you have milk with these trash can cookies? And I'm also a savage. I also am powerless to keep the drops that are stuck to the shield from splattering everywhere when I remove them. I need a trough or something under me...

  
  

  
  

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• Prncesta member

  August 2014

  Yup, everytime I pump I make a huge mess...it never fails

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• jensavicci member

  August 2014

  @Nichole8787‌ I love that episode! Lol especially how the camera just kept going back to her picking at the cake. I'd've just buried my face in the cake if I was her.

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• Pinksundrops member

  August 2014

  I'm this way feeding the baby. He'll gag when my milk lets down, throw his head back, and milk starts spraying everywhere. Even if I have a burp cloth handy milk gets everywhere before I can stop the flow and the burp cloth gets soaked. My bras are always soaked. Told DH I'm sick of stinking - partially like breastmilk for this reason and partially like sweaty grossness from holding a baby and getting in and out of places in 100 degree weather. At least LO smells good.

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• acciovino member

  August 2014

  I have paper towels ready for the milk drops.

   

  
  

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• 1982Babies member

  August 2014

  ....and this is why my furniture is covered in Snuggies.
  

  *SIGGY*
  Baby G born 6/6/14, 37 weeks 1 day due to preeclampsia.  5lb12oz 19"
  #2 due Christmas 2016. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• Nichole8787 member

  August 2014

  Pinksundrops said:

  I'm this wa:)y feeding the baby. He'll gag when my milk lets down, throw his head back, and milk starts spraying everywhere. Even if I have a burp cloth handy milk gets everywhere before I can stop the flow and the burp cloth gets soaked. My bras are always soaked. Told DH I'm sick of stinking - partially like breastmilk for this reason and partially like sweaty grossness from holding a baby and getting in and out of places in 100 degree weather. At least LO smells good.

  This.

  

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• INmommy871278 member

  August 2014

  I'm also a savage. I wear low cut tops or sun dresses when I go out and pull my boob up and over instead if under like most people do, I have come home or gone to the bathroom several times and realize I have dried milk or wet milk all over me. I have also sprayed DH from across the room on accident twice and DD has been sprayed in several occasions across her face.

   

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• darkangel42 member

  August 2014

  Those of you with the brain-working-ness to have a cloth handy/paper towel handy/ put a mat down, I glare at you for this ability but am secretly envious.

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• Nichole8787 member

  August 2014

  AnotherDreamer said:

  I have an ovmmeractive letdown and I am very savage. This is basically me in the morning, and at every feeding:
  
  I am constantly covered in breast milk, and apologizing for squirting my DDs in the face. When I do pump, I ended up with it all over too. I think this is my new norm: barely functioning and covered in breast milk.
  
  Yayness, lol. But you know what? At least I have enough milk this time!
  

  Omg! That picture is so perfect! Exactly me

  

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• emineminem member

  August 2014

  This literally just happened to me. I'm pumping and look down and my shirt is drenched...but the underboob under the pump is dry!? What gives, bewbs?

  
  

  

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• INmommy871278 member

  August 2014

  I had to come back and share another story. DH and I DTD this morning, afterwards I was laying there catching my breath and felt some wetness thought it was just sweat, but I was squirting milk everywhere. Figured that out when I felt it running down my side and all over the bed.

   

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