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sister13 · August 2014

Let's hear your flame-free (lol) confessions! Good ones!

sister13 · August 2014

Usually if I start a thread, I have a response prepared. But I totally forgot my rule today, so now I'm trying to think of a confession and drawing a blank.

redheaded14 · August 2014

I want to love tit your WTO or TWW post because of something you said in your GTKY section, but you weren't happy about a symptom or AF came or you got a BFN. I dont want you to think I'm liking THAT so I do nothing.

sister13 · August 2014

redheaded14 said:

I want to love tit your WTO or TWW post because of something you said in your GTKY section, but you weren't happy about a symptom or AF came or you got a BFN. I dont want you to think I'm liking THAT so I do nothing.

Line item love-titting!

hullabalou · August 2014

I gambled away entirely too much money at the casino with H last night. I plan on doing the same today. We put aside money for this trip, so we might as well spend it!

sister13 · August 2014

I am super lazy about getting shit fixed. The sun visor on my Jeep fell off almost a year ago. I did check at the auto parts store but they said I need to get it from the dealership, so I have never followed up.

One day, when the sun was particularly bad, I held up this greeting card that was in the jeep. Now, I just keep the greeting card in the door and hold it up to block the sun. It works perfectly fine, so I may never get a new sun visor.

sister13 · August 2014

Budders12 said:

I have eaten soft ice cream everyday for the past two weeks.

I've gotten chocolate Frosty's from Wendy's 3 times this week. Not small ones.

Lottie&Paul · August 2014

sister13 said:

I am super lazy about getting shit fixed...

When I was living in a shitty apt in a bad part of the city (before I got married), my toilet broke (it wouldn't flush), and I was afraid of my landlord so I didn't tell her. Instead I had a broken toilet for nearly 6 mos!! I kept a bucket in the tub, and I'd fill it and pour it in the tank whenever I needed to flush. The only reason I got it fixed was because I met my H, and he was coming to pick me up for a date, and I didn't want him to know I lived without a flushing toilet. I even paid for a new toilet myself so I wouldn't have to tell creepy landlord.

Marshmallow&Lilypad · August 2014

Yesterday, at work, I got into the elevator and as I was pushing the buttons saw one that said "DH"...I'm embarrassed to admit how long I stood there wondering why they had a "dear husband" floor at the hospital before realizing it meant "door hold"

Trampslikeus · August 2014

mrskbuck said:

I gambled away entirely too much money at the casino with H last night. I plan on doing the same today. We put aside money for this trip, so we might as well spend it!

I'm actually kinda jealous you can do that and enjoy it. I went to Vegas for a wedding and set aside $200 for gambling, but $80 bucks in I started getting all agitated and had that sinky stomach thing happening, so we stopped and went to a strip club instead, because boobs.

sthrncharmer · August 2014

I could have left work right on time this morning but chose not to. I waited around an extra 15 min to finish downloading one direction onto my phone so I could listen to on the way home. I was still on the clock. No shame!

BillyHorrible · August 2014

Sometimes I let myself indulge in the fantasy that even though I'm having regular cycles and thermal shifts I'm actually one of those women on "I didn't know I was pregnant" who continue to bleed every month. And when I finally do get a BFP and go in for my first ultrasound, they'll tell me I'm actually 5 months pregnant.

cateyes543 · August 2014

I went back to school and have been spending a ton of time at the coffee shop "studying". Really I just want a place to surf the net and not worry about house stuff or DH bothering me in the middle of watching big brother.

mandy522 · August 2014

DarcyHermione said:

My parents brought me back a shot glass from their trip to Nashville. I'm a terrible daughter because I ran out of disposable cups and I've been peeing in it to take OPKs.

OMG, I do this too, except for the part about running out of disposable cups.

Aldermanbaby · August 2014

So our new house has been under a renovation and we usually bring one of the workers dinner from carls jr. Yesterday I was so thirsty I lifted up the lid from his drink and drank quite a bit on the way then gave it to him . I may have also nabbed a few fries . Poor guy hadn't eaten all day.

danascullyx · August 2014

I have totally bought a few maternity dresses this summer. I am not pregnant. They look really good with my body type so I have worm them anyway. #noshame.

catahoulatte · August 2014

DarcyHermione said:

My parents brought me back a shot glass from their trip to Nashville. I'm a terrible daughter because I ran out of disposable cups and I've been peeing in it to take OPKs.

LMAO! I'm a worse mom than you are daughter. DS has these great Tommee Tippee brand plastic containers we use for raisins or nuts or whatever dried snack. I stole one because it's the perfect size for OPK/HPT dipping.

mamablue85 · August 2014

I lecture my husband about letting our toddler watch television, but sometimes when I'm having a rough day at home with him, I let the wiggles babysit him for 45 minutes. It's our little secret.

Edit: by babysit, I mean he watches it while I'm on my iPad.

silverandgray · August 2014

Kellybenelly83 said:

bibliothecary said:

I bought dresses last night and thought " oh, these will work if I get pregnant this cycle, they have a bit of give in the front." Dammit, brain, stop trying to sneak around my rational side like that. Unappreciated.

I have been thinking this when shopping every time for the last 4 months....not kidding.

I may have also done this the last time I went shopping.

FFFC: I live across the country from my family and only see them once or twice a year. The last time I was there I convinced myself that my mom is suffering from some kind of dementia - she lives like a hoarder, has stopped taking her blood pressure meds, forgets to pay her bills, and her hair was so tangled it took me 15 minutes to brush out all the knots. I'm an only child and feel like it's my responsibility to call in some kind of experts to help her, but I'm afraid to do it because she will hate me for it.

silverandgray · August 2014

bibliothecary said:

FFFC: I just tried to have sex and it didn't work. Not his dick, that was fine. But we started off with him accidentally bending back my toenails, me scratching him deep enough to draw blood, kneeing him in the jaw, poking my leg bruise, and finally having him slip out and nail me in the pubis/clit. DONE. Done for now. Sex fail.

Ouch to all of this.

Trampslikeus · August 2014

@bibliothecary

That toenail thing! Its a thing that happens, and its the worst!! I call it "wrongwaying my toenails" and somehow my husband does it all the time!

We also refer to those sex fails as "mood stabs". The most common mood stab is when all of a sudden who ever is on top has a cat on their back.

SassetteSmurfling · August 2014

I've been dealing with a recurrent rash for about 4 years. I went to my primary once about it. They gave me a cream that didn't work. I went to a dermatologist. They gave me another cream that didn't work. I never bothered going back. It's been getting progressively worse. I hate doctors.

oxfordstreet · August 2014

This might be a Canada-specific confession. My husband and I have a joint chequing account that is strictly for monthy bills and groceries. When I go to Loblaws/Superstore, I sneak in Joe Fresh purchases. T-shirts and flip flops and the bottle of nailpolish are groceries when purchased along with eggs and veggies, right?

spiltmilkz · August 2014

MoonandBack141 said:
FFFC: I get sad when it's been weeks (months?) since anyone has shared a funny gif on my wall. I just want to laugh at a short animation guise!!!1 (preferably of a cute animal).

Fffc: I'm sad noone has ever left a gif on my wall.
*goes to eat a worm*

SassetteSmurfling · August 2014

LDW176 said:
This might be a Canada-specific confession. My husband and I have a joint chequing account that is strictly for monthy bills and groceries. When I go to Loblaws/Superstore, I sneak in Joe Fresh purchases. T-shirts and flip flops and the bottle of nailpolish are groceries when purchased along with eggs and veggies, right?

Oh yes I do this.

MrsC0617 · August 2014

I don't find anything remotely charming about Neil Patrick Harris. In fact, I kinda hate him.

mrsberg9282013 · August 2014

I am irrationally afraid of having sex during the TWW, because it might somehow affect implantation. My logical brain says that is ridiculous, but my irrational brain just can't get past it.

HippoTooth · August 2014

Last weekend MH and I spent the night in a hotel for a 40 th birthday party. We drank to much and had the wildest, craziest, dirtiest sex we have ever had. I couldn't even look him in the eye for at least 2 days afterwards. I secretly hope it happens again.

proudtobeazebra · August 2014

I'm writing a paper for work about child maltreatment (CM). Of course, since I'm in TTC mode I interpret it as cervical mucus. Every time. So now everytime I go to work on it I feel all weird inside.

sister13 · August 2014

SassetteSmurfling said:

I've been dealing with a recurrent rash for about 4 years. I went to my primary once about it. They gave me a cream that didn't work. I went to a dermatologist. They gave me another cream that didn't work. I never bothered going back. It's been getting progressively worse. I hate doctors.

OMG mystery rash!

eta: sorry, not making fun of you - what was that one post about reasons for not getting into a hot tub while pregnant or something?

HippoTooth · August 2014

MoonandBack141 said:

FFFC: I get sad when it's been weeks (months?) since anyone has shared a funny gif on my wall. I just want to laugh at a short animation guise!!!1 (preferably of a cute animal).

HippoTooth · August 2014

SpiltEndz said:

FFFC: I get sad when it's been weeks (months?) since anyone has shared a funny gif on my wall. I just want to laugh at a short animation guise!!!1 (preferably of a cute animal).
Fffc: I'm sad noone has ever left a gif on my wall. *goes to eat a worm*

sister13 · August 2014

sister13 said:

Budders12 said:

I have eaten soft ice cream everyday for the past two weeks.

I've gotten chocolate Frosty's from Wendy's 3 times this week. Not small ones.

Should that be Frostys? Frosties? Frostyx3?

I could say "I have had a Frosty from Wendy's 3 times this week."

I'll have to get another Frosty from Wendy's while I ponder this tonight.

Lame FFFC: I overanalyze grammar and just rearrange sentences when I can't figure out a rule.

HippoTooth · August 2014

FFFC: I'm legit scared that one of the banned posters will come back from ban-dom and hunt me down, and it's making me totally paranoid of any newbie posters.

hullabalou · August 2014

bibliothecary said:
FFFC: I just tried to have sex and it didn't work. Not his dick, that was fine. But we started off with him accidentally bending back my toenails, me scratching him deep enough to draw blood, kneeing him in the jaw, poking my leg bruise, and finally having him slip out and nail me in the pubis/clit. DONE. Done for now. Sex fail.

This is basically everything that happened the first time H and I had sex ever. Except I had roommates and a squeaky bed so we were on a blanket on the hard floor. I was very surprised he wanted to see me again.

Sex has vastly improved since then.

beepity · August 2014

FFFC: MH has a first name that could be female. I occasionally use this to my advantage when dealing with utility companies since he forgot to list me on the accounts when we moved.

**Yes this could be quickly solved if he called to update the account.

kelley72 · August 2014

I had a 30 minute personal phone call and still took my entire lunch break. Not sorry, I have a headache and I'm here so that =s more me time, right?

mrscampos4life · August 2014

@beepity‌ In the same boat as you with the DH names. He eventually put my name on the bills after 5-6 months of nagging!

SassetteSmurfling · August 2014

Joy2611 said:
I dislike 99% of "mexican" food. Burritos? Gross.

Same. No one understands.

That being said, I've never actually had real Mexican. Does On the Boarder count? And the only thing I get there is queso and brisket tacos (which are smothered in BBQ sauce and fried onions...)

SassetteSmurfling · August 2014

bibliothecary said:

mrayche said:

Im a very active/sporty person, I have a fitness Instagram and some of the people I follow on there and fb are so annoying with their fitness achievements I could literally throat punch them. This one girl is always like "YEAH GO ME I FEEL SO STRONG STRONGER THAN EVER LIFE IS AMAZING YOU GO GIRL DONT LET ANYONE GET YOU DOWN I ROCK AND YOU ROCK AND WE ARE AMAZING SEXY FITNESS BEASTS" ok so she doesn't say exactly that but that's the gist of every single 5x a day posts and I could kill this girl. It might just be jealousy of her accomplishments but who knows. Oh and I would unfollow her but I get some sort of weird pleasure out of hating her guts after reading every post. Don't get me wrong I think her posts are ok for once in a while but it's literally multiple times a day of the same sounding stuff. Just stfu already.

Doesn't everyone have someone like this on their FB?

More than half of the people on my FB are just there for entertainment drama and hating. I'm a bad person.

SassetteSmurfling · August 2014

sister13 said:

SassetteSmurfling said:

I've been dealing with a recurrent rash for about 4 years. I went to my primary once about it. They gave me a cream that didn't work. I went to a dermatologist. They gave me another cream that didn't work. I never bothered going back. It's been getting progressively worse. I hate doctors.

OMG mystery rash!

eta: sorry, not making fun of you - what was that one post about reasons for not getting into a hot tub while pregnant or something?

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I'm stuck in a box!!

I'm new so idk what this is referencing. But FWIW they ruled out anything fungal and it seems to be related to my hormones. I promise I'm not infecting the world! It's only a confession because I'm stubborn and refuse to see a doctor even though I know I should.

Eta, I'm not stuck in the box, but I some how pulled you out of it? Idk. Bumping is hard, yo!

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