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ROTFLOL My kid just told me

tamarar5tamarar5 member
in August 2014 Moms
Baby is PAINFULLY moving right now pushing hard against my belly button with something pointy and sharp (elbow? knee?). I made the comment that she can't find the escape hatch. DD suggested a flashlight might help baby see.

Well, DH and I are cracking up at the mental image of shining a flashlight you know where, when DD (who doesn't understand how babies are born — she hasn't asked, just hearing we go to the hospital has been enough) said that dh's construction flashlight was too big. The baby needs a flashlight small enough so I can swallow it and the baby can use it.
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Re: ROTFLOL My kid just told me

  • Eena1242Eena1242 member
    A little girl in the elevator today asked her mom why my belly was so big. Her mom told her because I have a baby in there. So she asked her mom why I would put a baby in my belly. Ha ha!
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