TMI Tuesday

NLJ82 · August 2014

Lets hear it!

HappyToBeHere · August 2014

I have a chest cold, and when I cough I pee my pants.

JamieK1882 · August 2014

Not sure if this is TMI or FFFC. I woke up today with REALLY bad stomach pain and what I THOUGHT could've been blood on the toilet paper. To test this hypothesis, I put in a tampon while I was getting ready to see if it came out clean or not. OMG did it hurt. DH and I have only had sex like twice since BFP, so even just this tiny tampon hurt. I'm now terrified of childbirth.

CarrieAnne09 · August 2014

flutterbuggie said:
I have done a shameful amount of underwear sniffing lately

Thank god I'm not alone.

JustJainey · August 2014

Can a uterus just expand overnight? I swear sometimes I wake up to a new body every day.

missnacholover · August 2014

JamieK1882 said:

Not sure if this is TMI or FFFC. I woke up today with REALLY bad stomach pain and what I THOUGHT could've been blood on the toilet paper. To test this hypothesis, I put in a tampon while I was getting ready to see if it came out clean or not. OMG did it hurt. DH and I have only had sex like twice since BFP, so even just this tiny tampon hurt. I'm now terrified of childbirth.

Yikes. I thought tampons were super dangerous during pregnancy? Next time I'd just use a clean finger and see if any blood comes out on it.

NLJ82 · August 2014

chmwilliams said:

No one warned me that what comes our of you AFTER giving birth is wayyyyyy worse then anything you see during pregnancy. There have been days I have been scared to check the toilet.

LOL my friend told me this but refused to elaborate. I guess I'll just have to see for myself. She said she was disgusted by herself. "yay"

missnacholover · August 2014

My farts and shits have made my eyes water lately.
And the worst part is that I cannot seem to control my farts. They just squeak out. Luckily I'm most gassy at night so DH is really the only one who has to deal with it. I'd be so embarrassed if my ass stunk this much at work.

angellove2480 · August 2014

My vaginal area has been so incredibly swollen lately that when I stand in front of my bedroom fan in the mornings to cool off after showering, my labia has been known to flap in the wind.

JamieK1882 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

JamieK1882 said:

Not sure if this is TMI or FFFC. I woke up today with REALLY bad stomach pain and what I THOUGHT could've been blood on the toilet paper. To test this hypothesis, I put in a tampon while I was getting ready to see if it came out clean or not. OMG did it hurt. DH and I have only had sex like twice since BFP, so even just this tiny tampon hurt. I'm now terrified of childbirth.

Yikes. I thought tampons were super dangerous during pregnancy? Next time I'd just use a clean finger and see if any blood comes out on it.

Are they really? I had no idea. I only had it in about 30 minutes while drying hair but good to know! Out of curiosity-why?

missnacholover · August 2014

angellove2480 said:

My vaginal area has been so incredibly swollen lately that when I stand in front of my bedroom fan in the mornings to cool off after showering, my labia has been known to flap in the wind.

That was me a couple of weeks ago. I felt like I had a permanent frontal wedgie.

KatheTravis · August 2014

I have a rash on my butt (thank you PUPPPS) and I catch myself scratching at work.

minibean16 · August 2014

DanielleNMiley said:
We're getting a new shower put in early tomorrow morning (we only have one bathroom) and I can't decide if I want to take a shower today or just wait until its finished on Thursday. I'm too lazy.

Whichever you choose, just make sure your shower isn't 6 hours long.

mockingjay1 · August 2014

chmwilliams said:

No one warned me that what comes our of you AFTER giving birth is wayyyyyy worse then anything you see during pregnancy. There have been days I have been scared to check the toilet.

I don't think I've eaten red jello since my job in mother baby... I assume you know what I'm talking about

missnacholover · August 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:

My farts and shits have made my eyes water lately.
And the worst part is that I cannot seem to control my farts. They just squeak out. Luckily I'm most gassy at night so DH is really the only one who has to deal with it. I'd be so embarrassed if my ass stunk this much at work.
Yes. I was so embarrassed 1st tri and now I just crack up laughing. I'm prescribed gas x and it totally releases this hellish action upon unsuspecting people. Yesterday my family said my farts were abnormal sounding. Blame it on LO.

I laugh like a 9 year old boy with these farts. I can't even get up out of bed without letting one rip!

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

I pretty much fart all day long at work. My chair muffles the sound pretty well, but not the smell. My desk isn't close to anyone else, but it is close to the printer, so I'm pretty sure that everyone gets a good whiff when they pick up their printing.

highbornhunter · August 2014

Not too much to report today, other than I had my glucose test this morning (my healthcare provider does the 3 hour test automatically, apparently. Which after reading how many people fail the 1 hour kind of makes sense). Everyone keeps asking me if the stuff I had to drink was gross. I liked it, I would have asked for seconds!

DoubleUp8 · August 2014

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

highbornhunter · August 2014

DoubleUp8 said:

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

Ditto, just a dribble!

jmichlik · August 2014

highbornhunter said:

DoubleUp8 said:

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

Ditto, just a dribble!

I haven't done this yet but I do take WAY long to feel around and make sure the cup is in the right spot before going, last time I came really close to overfilling the cup.

hidingangel82 · August 2014

jmichlik said:

highbornhunter said:

DoubleUp8 said:

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

Ditto, just a dribble!

I haven't done this yet but I do take WAY long to feel around and make sure the cup is in the right spot before going, last time I came really close to overfilling the cup.

I can never pee into the cup and have to watch to aim... and still usually pee on my hand! I've worried though, because going forward I don't know how I'll be able to reach to hold the cup, not to mention aim!

wildflower75 · August 2014

knitsmagee said:
While I am also super gassy right now my TMI has nothing to do with me. I hope that's OK.

So, yesterday we took my 22 month old daughter for lunch. While we were eating she pooped. I smelled it so I touched her butt to make sure she didn't just fart and this conversation ensued:

C: "No. No touch."
Me: "There's poop in there. You need a new diaper."
C: "There's no poop."

I take her into the restroom and am changing her and she starts yelling "Thank you turd!" Over and over again. There were at least two other people in there with us. It was amazing.

I think this is the best thing I've heard all day!!!
ROFL!!

wildflower75 · August 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:
I keep masterbating. Damn toys keep calling my name.

THIS!
All the time!!!

NunyaBennis · August 2014

I usually have morning appointments so (whether I pee on myself or not) I always wonder if it smells like coffee when they unscrew the lid.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

I have one word for you, ladies: discharge.

KMW08 · August 2014

emw87 said:
Am I the only one who doesn't provide a urine sample every appointment? I did for the first appointment at 9 weeks, that's it.

I haven't since about 11wks & I'm a damn good pee-in-cupper (lots of practice with opks in the past couple of years!)

My TMI: I've been too tired & have gotten home late from work so my laundry the past 4days has been neglected = me wearing the same 2 pairs of scrub pants to work.

torontokim · August 2014

Never posted in this thread but here it goes....

I had to do a 24 hour urine collection yesterday/today as the doc suspected gestational diabetes at my appointment yesterday. Instead of taking the gigantic container they provided to work, I decided to take an old, unused coffee traveller to be a little more discreet. Thought I had pretty good aim but ended up peeing on myself.

To make matters worse I had to store it in the office fridge--I watched that fridge like a hawk all day to make sure no one took my traveller by mistake. Ugh

MindyAndRyan · August 2014

FhSTAR81 said:

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

I can so trump that. Last pregnancy I spilled it on myself while tryino to put it in the little door thing for the nurse.

I have to pee in a cup for every appointment, but they give me a fresh cup in a white bag each time and I just have to bring it with me to my next appointment. For my 14 week appointment, which was the first one where I had bring the sample with me, I did it at home, stuck the bag in my purse, and left. When I went to get out of my car, I lifted my purse and discovered that apparently I had not perfectly screwed the lid on the cup. Yep, I indirectly peed in my purse.

So, yeah, I now take my empty cup with me and pee at the medical office building before going in to my appointment.

MindyAndRyan · August 2014

My TMI for the week: my boobs have been so sweaty, and it smells like raw onions, no matter what I do. And my vag sweat smells like a soft pretzel.

The worst part of this TMI is that it has been making me crave soft pretzels.

Mawilliams97 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

excitedpreggo12 said:

missnacholover said:
My farts and shits have made my eyes water lately.
And the worst part is that I cannot seem to control my farts. They just squeak out. Luckily I'm most gassy at night so DH is really the only one who has to deal with it. I'd be so embarrassed if my ass stunk this much at work.
Yes. I was so embarrassed 1st tri and now I just crack up laughing. I'm prescribed gas x and it totally releases this hellish action upon unsuspecting people. Yesterday my family said my farts were abnormal sounding. Blame it on LO.

I laugh like a 9 year old boy with these farts. I can't even get up out of bed without letting one rip!

The other day in the grocery store I just looked at hubby and said "just keep walking, trust me!"

DoubleUp8 · August 2014

FhSTAR81 said:

FhSTAR81 said:

I had my 28 week OB appt today and I peed on my hand while collecting the urine sample

I can so trump that. Last pregnancy I spilled it on myself while tryino to put it in the little door thing for the nurse.

That's awesome. You win.
I then had to tell then what happened and asked if I could try peeing again at the end of my appointment. They laughed at me. So embarrassing.

Yep, you totally win!

clumsyatheart · August 2014

I have another one!! I wasn't here during my first trimester, but my morning sickness was the worst ever. I had to tell my mom to stop the car once so i could puke in some poor man's yard, and i also spent 45 minutes puking at a subway stop ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK AND BUSHES AND EVERYTHING. I had eaten chocolate peanut butter that morning too, so you can only imagine. I still take nausea meds to prevent a repeat.

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