Ok, time for a funny :)

Louie4real · August 2014

I figured I can't just get drunk and lonely and post about missing ass...lol...so I'll tell you a story from today.

Kids and I were driving to my mom's after church this morning, and Ben (ds1) peppers me with the usual questions after sunday school. Here was today's topic:

Ben: Mommy, did Jesus have a mother?

Me: Well, yes. He did....(usually this first question leads into some sort of question about where babies come from, so I was on my toes)

Ben: Well, what was her name?

Me: Mary, mother of Jesus.

Ben: Mom....but isn't that what you say when people don't know how to go 70 on the freeway? What's her real name?

ah. kids.

thechickencoop · August 2014

Oh oh oh, me too! THIS is the book DS brought into my bed this morning. Think he's trying to tell me something? :-?

spring_time · August 2014

When DS wakes up early, I always say "You cannot get up this early, go back to bed." Now, every morning he comes into our room and says, "Did I get up THIS early?" Later in the day, I get "Do I have to take a nap? I didn't get up this early..."

Socialworkgirl · August 2014

A few months ago, DD snuck up behind DH when he was peeing and he realized she was there when he put his penis back in his shorts and she said "bye"

zbeesma86 · August 2014

We were at a friends house the other day swimming and we were changing all the kids into swim diapers and their suits. It was Z and her 2 little boy friends.

The older one (3) got dressed in his room but the younger one, who's only 5 months younger than Z was changed out there with her.

She couldn't stop staring at his penis. Like wouldn't look away. At all. 20 bucks says DJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba could have walked in with the Gabba Gang and she wouldn't have noticed...

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