Hope no one minds me starting this. Today's wtf goes to my *awesome* husband (read that highly sarcastic) in agreeing to host ALL of my in-laws a MAXIMUM of two weeks after the baby comes.
They are coming out the week of Labor day, and will be spending Saturday (and 99% positively Saturday night) here. Since this baby shows no inclination of coming any time soon, and the Dr won't even discuss intervention into the 25th, there is a very cod possibility that I may be coming home from the hospital to a house full of people.
I want to cry. Actually, I have been crying. I will get zero help cleaning this house for company, or keeping it clean, and I have to do it massively pregnant and miserably in pain. Even worse, since travel plans have already been made without asking ME, and they all live a significant distance, there is nothing I can do to say no. This. SUCKS.
Edit: okay I counted wrong. If baby comes today, it would be a maximum of 3 weeks out.
We're Going to be a Family of 5!


Re: WTF Sunday
This morning while walking the dog I got SUPER uncomfortable - pressure on my pubic bone, pressure on my colon, sharp hip socket pains, etc. wtf body?? Do something with all this discomfort already! And what does it do? It gives me a ridiculously painful stitch in my side that doesn't go away because the contractions I get during walks are holding it there in place.
FML. Of course I lay down when I get home and it all subsides... And I'm back to just being uncomfortable and pissy.
Zoe Nicole: 8/21/14
Due again: 1/17/18
The last 3 days my body has been seeming to gear up for labor and then stop. It is driving me crazy. I am being induced tomorrow and would love for him to come on his own before then.
WTF DH? You finally decide to talk names with me last night. I know you have been avoiding it because your choice is never going to happen. Guess what! It still isn't going to happen. I understand why you want to use Gertrude as a middle name, but no. Just no. And I am not going with some odd spelling of Catherine as a first name because it makes you feel better if I "don't get everything that I want." This is not some silly argument. This is not something to "win." I am not saddling our child with a horrible middle name or a weird spelling so you can win something. You will either accept this, or she will be named after no one. Your grandma didn't even like the fact that her name was gertrude anyway.
4 rounds of clomid, 2 with IUI = BFN
After talking the whole visit thing out a bit more, I've decided that if baby makes her appearance this week, they can come. I'll suck it up for a couple of hours and DH is a chef, so he can feed people.
But if baby doesn't come this week, they're not coming either. I just hope I'm still married after telling my husband that.
WTF DS why did you have to soak through TWO diapers last night, meaning I had to change your clothes twice? Also how do you know when I've crawled back in bed? You can sleep through me carrying you around, putting you in your cradle, and me going to the bathroom and washing my hands in out master bath but the second I crawl into bed you start screaming? How do you know?!?!
I just can't stand it when he gets so sullen. I've told him I just need him to be chill and supportive these last couple of weeks, especially since I've been struggling with high blood pressure. I wish he was better at that.
I need the back story on this one! We did she feel the need to push you out of the way? Were you in line? This is really bothering me that someone would do this at all, regardless of if the other person is pregnant or not.