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Could I be pregnant????

I kid! That shits annoying af. Just a boring intro:Longtime lurker, first time poster.  I have posted on my bmb before, quite a while ago, but I feel like parenting may be a better fit for me. You ladies crack me up on the regular. So, hopefully y'all will have me (see what I did there?). Long story short, I am married, DD1 is 3, DD2 is almost 7 months, and I am an early childhood educator currently on mat. leave (because Canadian). I enjoy eating excessively, and pretending I am in fact drinking while reading the drinking thread (DD2 is breasfed and refuses the bottle...Thank you for the sober-est year of my life kid). But seriously, I am a reformed party girl (read:slutty teenager with a drinking problem and people pleaser complex) and I am so grateful for this new life I lead as a mom to my girls. Anyways, this has gotten sappy so I'll quit while I am ahead.

Re: Could I be pregnant????

  • So far I have enjoyed one delicious tall can of Somersby hard apple cider at a family gathering. I was slightly embarassed at how buzzed I felt after that one drink! I was trying so hard to hide it but DH saw right through it, he was like "okay lets get you home (to bed) and remind me to pick up some more of that cider tomorrow!"
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  • Sorry to get your hopes up @Hesterlicious. But I do thank you for my very first love tit. A defining moment in my bump life!
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