How to embarrass yourself at work

Marcella05 · August 2014

Wearing your hands-free pump bra on the outside of your shirt around the office for 3 hours. Yep. I just did that and had no idea. And either no one noticed (black on black and kinda looks like a vest?) or people were too afraid to point it out. *face palm* My first day back to work was a success yesterday, so I guess it's not too late for the other shoe to drop. Winning!

Marcella05 · August 2014

And by office, I mean large corporate building. I was in meetings, too.

lavendergiraffes · August 2014

Whoops!!

momo214 · August 2014

Ugh what a day. One day you'll laugh about it.

giggler25 · August 2014

Ahhhhh!!! So sorry!!!

dogsombrero · August 2014

Oh no! At least you didn't have a boob out!

ns1 · August 2014

Haha! Aww, that's great. I've dumped breastmilk on a coworker's keyboard, my boss' s limited edition life magazine anniversary edition, and my pants all at work if that helps at all.

bridetobe9132013 · August 2014

You will laugh one day about it. This has nothing to do with work but I walked into a mens restroom at a rest stop last weekend. That was pretty embarrassing! My dh said he was confused with the signs at first too, guess we are both special lol

apinkpelican · August 2014

Haha! Not even sure how you'd do that! Guess lack of sleep will make us do all sorts if things!

Sam0905 · August 2014

My (male) boss nearly walked in on me pumping on my first day back from mat leave. The room I use doesn't have a lock, but luckily someone stopped him! Now I put a sticky note on the door that says "do not enter!" whenever I'm pumping.

lavendergiraffes · August 2014

bridetobe9132013 said:
You will laugh one day about it. This has nothing to do with work but I walked into a mens restroom at a rest stop last weekend. That was pretty embarrassing! My dh said he was confused with the signs at first too, guess we are both special lol

I have done this two separate times just because I thought I knew which side the women's side was on. One was at Kohls and I turned right around and walked out when I saw the urinals. The other one was at a restaurant and I didn't realize until I was sitting down and saw feet come in and heard peeing before I heard a door close. I looked under the stall and saw someone standing there and I freaked out. I was terrified to leave the stall then in case someone else came in but I waited till that guy left! I'm a spaz!

Marcella05 · August 2014

@KellyQ116 I have a front-zip, Velcro-adjustable, hands-free bra. I just pull up my work shirt, unsnap both sides of my nursing bra and wear the other over my clothes. It's so quick and easy. But I was in such a rush for my next meeting, I put everything away, snapped my nursing bra back up, pulled my shirt back down, but never took the pump bra off. THAT is how I managed to have 2 meetings and an outside break among coworkers with a pump bra on the outside of my shirt. Wee!