When you had an outfit planned for a party but by the time the party came around and you put the dress on it was no longer an appropriate length and refused to zip... even though it is a maternity dress that you bought 4 weeks ago.
When your husband has to shave your legs for you.
When the bathtub suddenly seems narrow.... and your husband has to come back to the bathroom to help you climb out of the tub.
When you've heard the "looks like you swallowed a watermelon" comment so much it either makes you really want to bash the person's head in like a watermelon, or just really want to eat a big ass juicy piece of delishus watermelon. Or both.
When you stop and ask yourself if the amount of food/drink that ends up on your shirt/belly is a pregnancy mishap or if you drop that much all the time and don't notice because it just ends up on the floor/counter/table.
^^^ September Signature: TV series I plan on binge watching with my newborn I do what I want. ^^^
Gage Douglas 09.04.2014...my sunshine after the rain.
When you finally decide to stop being lazy and go on a walk but then can't get your tennis shoes on because your feet grew a thousand sizes in the past month.
@MrsLaLaBug crap. I've been up since 3:30a and was trying to go back to sleep but now all I can think about is crawling to the kitchen and inhaling the entire bowl of watermelon we have in the fridge! Nom nom nom...
@MrsLaLaBug crap. I've been up since 3:30a and was trying to go back to sleep but now all I can think about is crawling to the kitchen and inhaling the entire bowl of watermelon we have in the fridge! Nom nom nom...
I sort of ate a whole watermelon yesterday...
Im too worn out to get a whole watermelon and cut it. I bought a precut bowl in the produce dept...
Oh my mom cut it. I have limited such strenuous activities. I buy precut pineapple for this reason.
When you send your husband a text telling him you're going to Taco Bell because you need it and he responds with "need?" and you want to punch him in the arm because, yes need.
This happened to me yesterday. Went through the drive through and proceeded to stuff my face with tacos and the delicious new quesarito while driving home.
When you send your husband a text telling him you're going to Taco Bell because you need it and he responds with "need?" and you want to punch him in the arm because, yes need.
ALWAYS need
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Ecstatically married July 30, 2011--TTC since Jan 2013:::Baby #1 due 9/11, Conceived on cycle #5 of Femara + Hcg + IUI
When you send your husband a text telling him you're going to Taco Bell because you need it and he responds with "need?" and you want to punch him in the arm because, yes need.
Am I the only person who is making DH shave my legs like multiple times a week? Then I give him a choice between rubbing my feet or my back. If he protests I just remind him I have a bowling ball attached to me that he put there and I spent the first three months throwing up on the way to work.
When everyone at work has to ask "How are you feeling?" And my only response is a nasty face. Not only because I don't feel good but I also lack the effort to complain anymore.
When you get stuck between the couch and the coffee table and my husband can't stop laughing to help me move the table and pull me up.
When I wish that we didn't have to wear clothes because I am always hot and nothing fits. I just want to waddle around naked all day.
you become very near-sighted...no more worries about leg hair, crumbs on the floor etc. You can't bend to get them anyway so...out of sight out of mind
totally got the t-rex situation going on with dishes and laundry
baby #3 arrived in September 2014...cannot get ticker to work no matter what I try!
I decided to mop the kitchen floor about 9:15 tonight. (Keep in mind, I don't own a mop. I feel they just push the dirt around and I use elbow grease and a rag) dh keeps trying to move my trash can and recycling back before I'm done so he gets yelled at. Dd2 won't move out of my way. And then I realize that if I get down on the floor to mop, I can't get up to rinse my rag. Dh laughs as I tell him that this is the last time this floor is getting mopped for the next 2-3 months unless he does it.
I ended up foot mopping most of the floor. You know , throw rag down, scrub floor with foot, pick up to rinse, repeat. Now my lower abdomen/hip hurt like crazy. Great idea. I need a mop. (
That thing where you turn sideways because you used to be able to squeeze through and now realize you are wider in that direction than facing forward...and yet despite that awkward moment when you are wedged, you fail to remember this and repeat frequently
huffing and puffing through everything even a lengthy conversation
baby #3 arrived in September 2014...cannot get ticker to work no matter what I try!
When I wish that we didn't have to clothes because I am always hot and nothing fits. I just want to waddle around naked all day.
Wait...you DON'T waddle around naked all day? Psh, if I don't have to leave the house, I am not showering, nor am I putting ANY type of clothing on, AND the AC stays below 72
When your grandma tells you how big you look compared your cousin (who's 2 weeks further along with her 1st baby) e v e r y single time you see her! Thanks because I didn't feel like crap already.
@crystalangel79 if you had them, you would know. My LO is head down on my pelvis, and my entire vagina and bladder feel them, every single time. It kind of feels like a rhythmic punch like @Yuristar said.
Re: You Know You're Super Pregnant When...
^^^ September Signature: TV series I plan on binge watching with my newborn I do what I want. ^^^
Gage Douglas 09.04.2014...my sunshine after the rain.
...you can't put your shoes on both because you can't reach your feet AND because they are so swollen nothing fits them.
Edit: This just happened this morning.
Mom of Boys!!
Baby #1 - 3 years old
Baby #2 - Born 10/1/14
DD1, born 4/10/11 at 32 weeks
Cooking #2 Due 9/18/2014
When you get stuck between the couch and the coffee table and my husband can't stop laughing to help me move the table and pull me up.
When I wish that we didn't have to wear clothes because I am always hot and nothing fits. I just want to waddle around naked all day.
you become very near-sighted...no more worries about leg hair, crumbs on the floor etc. You can't bend to get them anyway so...out of sight out of mind
totally got the t-rex situation going on with dishes and laundry
baby #3 arrived in September 2014...cannot get ticker to work no matter what I try!
I ended up foot mopping most of the floor. You know , throw rag down, scrub floor with foot, pick up to rinse, repeat. Now my lower abdomen/hip hurt like crazy. Great idea. I need a mop. (
That thing where you turn sideways because you used to be able to squeeze through and now realize you are wider in that direction than facing forward...and yet despite that awkward moment when you are wedged, you fail to remember this and repeat frequently
huffing and puffing through everything even a lengthy conversation
baby #3 arrived in September 2014...cannot get ticker to work no matter what I try!
...and don't even get me started on OB urine samples. -_-