For a moment, let's forget that I pee 5 times a night....
...when did peeing become a professional sport wherein I actively have to use serious muscles and brain power for this seemingly simple task!?
I just want to pee and not stand up and realize I didn't pee all of the way!
Suggestions!? Stories!? Make me laugh.
~First time mama, strikingly handsome husband, comedic pooch, krumpin' baby girl on her way~

Re: The Peeing Olympics
And wiping is an Olympic sport too. I seriously feel like I have t-rex arms, trying to reach to wipe!
I'm more into the how long can I wait before I will pee myself game. Because damn is it hard to get out of bed/off the couch!!
Mine is just the opposite. I feel like I have to pee a ton and need to go now. When I get the bathroom and done. It is like a trickling spring. I get so mad.
I just realized I've only peed once today. I've had 3 bottles of water and a diet dr. pepper. Now that my brain has realized this, my bladder is screaming while I try to finish typing.
brb ::cue Jeopardy theme::
Niagara Falls...then I stood up, took 3 steps, and had to pee again. Every time, there is a 2nd round. It doesn't matter how long I sit to make sure the tank is empty, the second I stand up, it's go time again.
They have a thing so you can reach to wipe!
And I find I pee like every hour to 30 mins... If I'm drinking a lot of water more like every 20 minutes... But this baby in my belly LOVES to kick me in the bladder... Hard... And when that happens I have to run to the bathroom then may not actually pee at all, or only a tiny bit... Yet for some reason I'm still up at least 5 times a night to pee...
I told her that I always need to pee and they need to start offering bowls instead of thimbles if they want a decent sample amount.
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