Funny story from the weekend....

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• Maelara member

  August 2014

  BAHAHAHA!! Awkward!!

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• missnacholover member

  August 2014

  Maelara said:

  BAHAHAHA!! Awkward!!

  Hopefully he won't ask how the baby comes out!
  

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• lincoln79 member

  August 2014

  I think you need to take a screen shot of your post and save it as evidence for future use (in about 10 years)!   Priceless.

  TTC #1 since 12/2010 DH: MFI, cancer survivor Me: Resected septate uterus, lap treated mild endo, tubes open, ovulate on own, autoimmune disease 3 Failed IUI's (2/2012, 4/2012, 6/2012) 

  IVF #1 August 2012. BFP! Beta #1 56.7 Beta #2 150 One baby, one heartbeat on 9/20/12! no h/b @7w6d. dandc @8w0d, 

  FET #1 December 2012, BFN

  FET #2 February 2013, no embies survived thaw

  IVF #2, BFP #2, Loss #2 March 2013, Scar tissue discovered, RPL testing,

  IVF #3, BFP #3, Loss #3 (twins) September 2013

  Hostile ute, moving onto Gestational Carrier!

  
  

  GC/FET #1 of 1 5AA blast and 1 compacted blast, February 2014, BFP #4 on 3/1/2014!

  6w u/s 1 bean with h/b of 145 bpm, 8w u/s 187 bpm

  EDD 11/7/14. Please, please, please stick little one!
  
  Praying unceasingly for a miracle. ALL welcome!

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• NLJ82 member

  August 2014

  bbaaahahahaha nope nope nope...I'm going to be an awkward mom and just play dumb.

  "I have no idea how it happened...it's a freak miracle "

  
  

  
  

  
  

    
  

  
  

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• missnacholover member

  August 2014

  NLJ82 said:

  bbaaahahahaha nope nope nope...I'm going to be an awkward mom and just play dumb.

  "I have no idea how it happened...it's a freak miracle "

  Haha. 
  
  I texted my DH the convo and his response was "Hot Beef Injection".  Classy.
  

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• missnacholover member

  August 2014

  WildFlower810 said:

  Props to your (sister? SIL?) for answering the question honestly!! 

  Yeah, she's like, "I'm not going to lie!"  I think if her 4yo was asking, maybe it would have gone a little differently but kids need to know these things.  And after the convo he was fine, wasn't like he was traumatized or anything.
  
  UncleNL wasn't there so I'm secretly hoping that my nephew says something about him putting his penis inside of me the next time he sees him, just to see DH squirm, hahahaha.
  

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• ejpetey member

  August 2014

  Haha this is awesome.

  

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• JamieK1882 member

  August 2014

  Hahaha love it! And love the honesty.
  

  
  

  

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• SweetMelissa5 member

  August 2014

  missnacholover said:

  Maelara said:

  BAHAHAHA!! Awkward!!

  Hopefully he won't ask how the baby comes out!
  

  My son asked me recently if the baby is going to come out of my belly button. I said no and then deflected to a new subject because I didn't really want to get into the specifics with my four year old and three old.
  

  
  

  
  
  

  

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• Sarahbeth612 member

  August 2014

  Haha! DD (also 6) told DH to stop saying "his baby" because he had no part of this, mommy is growing the baby, not him. She said the only daddies who help with growing babies are seahorses and last time she checked, he isn't one.
  
  I told her the daddy did help make this baby but mommy is carrying him. Of course then she wanted details and I changed the subject...I want her to be informed but not quite that informed just yet...

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• hdall0807 member

  August 2014

  Haha that's pretty awesome. I had a lot of kindergarten ears and first graders ask me questions all the time with DD when they came to my office. One asked if I ate a baby. I said yep. The look on her face was pretty funny,,,,,

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• ColtiersMom member

  August 2014

  My son is 3 and he hasnt asked how the baby got in there but asked how does the baby get out? I asked him how he thought she came out and he said from your tee tee momma, I said oh really. Looks like he already knows how she will come out.lol  

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• NLJ82 member

  August 2014

  TEE TEE?! hahahahaha

  
  

  
  

  
  

    
  

  
  

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• MrsDL member

  August 2014

  SweetMelissa5 said:

  missnacholover said:

  Maelara said:

  BAHAHAHA!! Awkward!!

  Hopefully he won't ask how the baby comes out!
  

  My son asked me recently if the baby is going to come out of my belly button. I said no and then deflected to a new subject because I didn't really want to get into the specifics with my four year old and three old.
  

  LOL - my 3 year old also thinks the baby is going to get out via my belly button.  He also likes to scream into my belly button thinking his little brother can hear him - like it's a phone or something.  The stuff he yells is so random and hilarious - "you're not going to like green beans!"
  

   

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