January 2013 Moms

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So we've all had a kid (some more than one) and we know our bladder control isn't as good as it used to be. But honestly, did I really have to cough so hard that I peed on the couch a bit. I mean ladies....I peed on the couch! I've had a bad cold and I had a coughing fit the other day. Being pregnant and having to pee more than normal certainly didn't help the situation. Full bladder + baby on bladder + bladder control issues + coughing fit = a bit of pee on the couch! I definitely have been having a laugh about it....and boy does my DH think it's hilarious! Thank goodness my kid is awesome or I would not be very happy about is. Lol! Who's got a funny story to share?
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  • Haha some of your stories are making me literally lol. I myself don't have an issue with holding in my pee...my issue is holding in my gas. After having third degree tearing and a piece of skin on my hiney hole cauterized because it did not heal right, it seems when I sneeze I fart. If I cough too much I fart. If I laugh too hard I fart. There is no more holding it in. It super embarrassing! I try not to do any of the three in public! Lol!
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  • I've peed on so many things since having DD.  Between me peeing on me and her peeing on me, it just doesn't phase me anymore.  I mean, urine is sterile, right?
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  • Thanks ladies! I knew I could count on you guys to join in my fun times! Oh and @luvindanimals‌ I can't hold a fart to save my life. That's been the case since DS was born, the pee has been a new experience since getting pregnant! Isn't motherhood glamorous! Lol! :)
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  • Thanks ladies! I knew I could count on you guys to join in my fun times! Oh and @luvindanimals‌ I can't hold a fart to save my life. That's been the case since DS was born, the pee has been a new experience since getting pregnant! Isn't motherhood glamorous! Lol! :)
    Oh my god, SO this.  This is the worst!!!!
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  • Thanks ladies! I knew I could count on you guys to join in my fun times! Oh and @luvindanimals‌ I can't hold a fart to save my life. That's been the case since DS was born, the pee has been a new experience since getting pregnant! Isn't motherhood glamorous! Lol! :)
    Oh my god, SO this.  This is the worst!!!!
    I am also a member of the uncontrolled tooters club. Add in an abdominal hernia? Yeah not fun *blush*.

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    7/5/11 MC at 8 weeks. 5/17/12 BFP, twins EDD 1/20/13! 6/20/12 Baby B's heart has stopped beating. 8/31/12 Baby A is a boy! And is perfectly healthy and thriving. 1/19/2013 emergency c-section, Thoren is perfect. 3/1/2013 told i will never be able to conceive again. 12/16/13 told they were wrong! 


  • I'm 35 weeks pregnant over here. Peeing myself? Check. Farting all over the place? Check.

    A couple weeks back I was changing DS's diaper when I sneezed, farted, and peed myself all at once. DH laughed because he heard the sneeze and the fart, but I turned to him with a look of horror on my face and asked him to finish changing DS's diaper because I had to change my underwear..... he laughed harder.
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