Official AUG Siggy Challenge! -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

gsancho · July 2014

UPDATE: Congrats to @Rumbera28 !!! Yay!!! You'll get a PM from @GinnyJones82 in the next few days to get the passport and prize passed along to you.

Hello! I was MIA a few days while on vacay, but I'm back just in time for the official challenge

Looking forward to some good laughs. Share your siggy below, and I'll put all entries into random.org tomorrow to pick the winner. If you're sharing just for fun and don't wish to be in the drawing, just note it in your post.

Congrats again to last month's winner @GinnyJones82

QOTM: What is your most embarrassing moment?

gsancho · July 2014

I'm sharing just for fun. I tried to combine worse day and cat gif - I couldn't resist.

QOTM: It was ages ago, so I don't feel the sting from it as much as I do more recent embarrassing moments...but it was still pretty bad. I was in ballet class at 4 years old and we practiced in a big room where the mirror wall was actually the parent's waiting room on the other side. So everyone would watch their kids. I was scared to go into a public restroom by myself and my grandfather had taken me to class that day, so I held it. Well the last drill at practice was to do this leaping routing where we would all jump in a circle around the room. I couldn't hold it anymore, and I left a trail of pee behind me for all the other girls to jump into...their parents watching their princesses slip on pee. I turned around to see a room full of girls on the floor crying and with pee stains on them. I was 4 - but it was embarrassing enough that I still remember it in detail.

ronniesgirl1981 · July 2014

@gsancho My cheeks are burning for you!

QOTM: Most embarrassing...hmmm...my boob popped out at a Burger King when I was about 16. We then called it the home of my whopper.

drstef · July 2014

QOTM: Most embarrassing moment....This still haunts me to this day: When I was much, much, much younger, my sis (who is older than me) and I were playing house in our backyard. She was the mom and I was the kid. In the make believe backyard home, she made me go to my room (in between two trees) and sit down. I wouldn't do it so she kept on hitting me with a broom until I sat down. Much to my surprise I sat in a fire-ant bed. Long story short, my parents had to strip me down to my birthday suit and low and behold, here comes our next door neighbor. Needless to say, it traumatized me......................................for life.

TiffW2012 · July 2014

QOTM: My freshmen year of college, when I was leaving my Geology class and walking outside, there was a pretty big set of stairs to come down. As I was jogging down the stairs, I missed a step, fell on my ass, and slid the rest of the way down. And we had an auditorium of about 200 people in the class behind me. Mortified.

JericaLH · July 2014

Oh that's a doozy. I have a few.

When I was 9 I tried to ride a 4 yr olds bike over a small creek, stopped on top of the bridge and didn't put my feet down, my family says I tipped over slow-motion style and did a headstand in the mud. They were laughing so hard it took them a couple of seconds to come pull my head out - I was stuck.

When I was in high school I was working as a hostess. It was a crazy busy day and the manager needed someone to come help run food out to the tables. I was hoping to get a waitress position so I volunteered. Needless to say I dumped a bowl of soup in some poor lady's lap (followed by a glass of ice water - I guess that cooled her off, right?)

And finally skip to college graduation. We're all lined up and ready to march to our seats when someone stepped on my sandal and broke it. It's too late to get another pair or go find some duck tape so I went through the entire ceremony pinching the toe-hold so my sandal didn't fall off. Thank goodness I didn't trip as I got my degree!!!

Autumray · July 2014

So much funny I can even handle it!

QOTM: Half my life is embarassing moments! One I remember easily was during homecoming week my Junior year of HS me and my friends decided to dress up like metal girl group Kittie. So I was all in dark skanky clothes, (vinyl/pleather short skirt, fishnet stockings, platform leather boots) So I was thinking I looked to awesome and was getting ready to get off the Bus in front of the whole schoo. I took one step and the heel of one of my boots broke offf causing me to fall all the way to the bottom of the steps, and off the bus. I was all askew! ripped my fishnets, road rash from hitting the cement, and ended up breaking my ankle. All this while almost the entire school was watching. I missed my entire season of marching band and had to use crutches and be in a wheelchair.... What a hot damn mess... LOL

AnnaClaire256 · July 2014

Lmao! These are making my day. I have two that I can think of.

1) I am the youngest of 5 kids and had 4 ruthless older sisters who lived to torment me. One morning when I was about 12 my sister and her friend asked me if I would go out of the front porch and get the paper. I had just woken up and was wearing a long tshirt and panties. I took two steps out the door and SLAM....they locked the door behind me. So I'm standing there...half dressed and panicking...and then I notice that the teenage boys that lived across the street were outside and staring! As I begged my sister through the window to let me in she said she would if I yelled "I'M STUPID" at the top of my lungs. Which I did....and she did not. One of the guys yelled over at me, "you need some help?" I managed to muster a wave that said "I'm good." After probably ten excruciating minutes they finally let me back in. Lesson learned!

2) I was working in the walmart photo lab while I was in college. One afternoon I was in the backroom and my pants got snagged on a shelf and ripped straight across my butt cheek. We are talking wide open. And of course this couldn't be a day I was wearing boy shorts or granny panties...no, it was a thong. My shift was just beginning but I didnt care. I just clocked out and had to walk alllllllll the way through a crowded store...Ass out.

jencity9 · July 2014

When I was in junior high/ high school I was on our dance team and have two moments related to that...

1) in 9th grade we had a pep rally that the entire 9th grade attended. We were doing a "kick routine" and there was this part where my row of girls had to lean over and shuffle backwards through a group of girls who were kicking forward, and I tripped and fell flat on my butt in front of everyone that mattered to me including my biggest crush. Lol

2) In 11th grade we were performing at a national dance competition at Disney's Wide World of Sports.. You know, the ones that are televised on ESPN? I was in the front and center for a triangle formation since I was the shortest, and all of a sudden my mind BLANKED and I literally stood there for about a count of 8 not doing anything because I couldn't remember what I was supposed to be doing!

SweetieShellieH · July 2014

@iPutKetchupOnKetchup said:

BunnyBerry34 - you're a quick study. I was so proud.

QOTM: **Possibly TMI alert** Oh, boy. Okay, let me preface this by saying that, in my defense, I have IBS. I've sharted myself. Twice. Of course, on both occasions, I was with MK and we in the car. The first time was 45 minutes into a car ride on the way to a friends house. When we got there, I had to ask my friend if I could borrow his Mom's hair dryer and laundry detergent.. then disappeared into the bathroom for a good 45 minutes to "wash" my jeans. He never asked questions (probably because he's a guy, and didn't want to know) thank God, but I don't even think MK and I were engaged yet. I was mortified when I had to look over at him in the car and say "in all seriousness, I just shit my pants."

The second time we were on our way to a BBQ with some of his law school friends. Just as we pulled into the parking lot, MK said something that made me laugh and it happened again. I remember going to open the door to get out of the car and just saying "Oh. My. God. It happened again." He just lost it. He knew exactly what that meant. It was the most hilarious thing in the world to him. >:P Thankfully, the last time wasn't too bad so I just slipped my underwear off and tossed them in the trashcan outside of the apartment complex and went about the day like nothing had happened. By the time the second incident occurred, I had no shame with him - but I was still a little mortified that I had shit myself twice in front of him in the span of like 2 years.

DH has done that too a couple of times. I think this was before we figured out he's lactose intolerant. It once happened right after we had sex! We had to change the bed sheets and he was soo embarrassed that he didn't want to have sex again for several days.

MY most embarrassing moment was probably the time I peed myself in Grade 5! I don't even remember why I was holding it for soooo long. Suddenly I couldn't any longer and I pissed myself in the library at school. Luckily, my grandma's house wasn't too far away so I was able to go there and change (I had to wear some blue dress that was my mother's). I still can't believe I did that sometimes!!

No need to enter me into the contest

just here to participate!

gsancho · July 2014

@iPutKetchuponKetchup If it makes you feel any better...I sharted about 5 months ago (I was at least at home). I had never done it before but I had taken a special tea to help with my constipation. DH made fun of me, and what happened two weeks ago? He sharted. Karma

SweetieShellieH · August 2014

@JlambertJen hopefully they don't know what a We Vibe is!!

shirleymaeby · August 2014

Back in the day I was something of a lush. Not like the fun sitting at home drinking boxed wine kind of lush, but the sad hanging out at the same bar and getting wasted every night lush.

At this particular bar they had karaoke every Thursday night and I had a crush on the karaoke guy. So one night, after loading up on liquid courage, I decide to try flirting with him a little. I go up to the dj booth and start looking through the karaoke book and was asking him what song he thought I should sing while "sexily" nibbling on the end of my pen. His face is totally blank, totally not at all into it but he's being nice. Then he finally goes "Um, there's a little ink on your face." So I go to the bathroom to wash it off to find that my pen exploded in my mouth and there was black ink all over my teeth and lips. It was pretty mortifying.

AnnaClaire256 · August 2014

Lindy&Billy said:
Yes, share. I don't think I want to google that at work...

Ha! Probably not.

AnnaClaire256 · August 2014

@Rumbera28‌ looks like the top part stimulates outside and the bottom stimulates inside......

AnnaClaire256 · August 2014

Oh wait! You mean it's supposed to go WITH your partner?? That does seems snug...I've got more research to do

mindaa · August 2014

So DH and I are biking, and we approach a busy intersection with a train going by. We're in front of a bar with about 25 people on the patio, numerous cars stopped for the train, and as we slowed down I forgot to clip out. Me and my bicycle slowly just tilted to one side and crashed to the ground.

That is a very special experience... especially when you're not able to unclip before you hit the ground with your bike on top of you - stuck there helplessly flopping around. Awesome.

A couple months ago I was rushing to get from the gym to church (alone, DH was out of town). I threw a blouse on over my fuschia sports bra. It was a blouse I was wearing for the first time and didn't realize there was a zipper up the side (like under the armpit). So I go from church, to WalMart to Sam's Club... with my fushia sports bra on display out of side of my unzipped blouse.

I have an endless list of embarrassing moments (trips, farts, spills, you name it)... at the top is one that involved an ex BF, a pair of white pants and a surprise CD1. No additional details required.

AnnaClaire256 · August 2014

And now we know...

SweetieShellieH · August 2014

We bought a we-vibe years ago... and we still haven't used it lol I don't even know where it is. Probably in my closet with stuff I never unpacked from when we moved last year

AnnaClaire256 · August 2014

My funny vibrator related story:

When I was in college I lived a townhouse with a roommate. Her twin brother was in town visiting and stayed at our house. One day she had left and gone to the store and he and I were hanging out watching TV and all of a sudden we heard this LOUD noise coming from her room. It sounded like a pipe was shaking in the wall. We were both in her room trying to figure out where it was coming from...he reached between her bed and the wall and pulled out her vibrator! Guess it had rolled off the bed and set it off. It was vibrating VERY loudly between the bed and wall. He screamed "oh holy shit no!!!" and threw it on the bed. It was shaking all over the place...He wouldn't turn it off so I had to! I'm pretty sure it was scarring for him.

This was like 6 years ago and we had never told her. He was in town for her rehearsal dinner last fall and we all had a few drinks and he told that story. She was beet red! I can't imagine how embarrassed she would've been if we told her at the time!

BunnyBerry · August 2014

@iputketchuponketchup @gsancho @rumbera28 I just have to share 2 sharting stories now, one of which has never been told!

Sorry this is probably way beyond TMI...

First, my own...around 5th grade, I must have already been having some Crohn's symptoms but never knew. I was on the bed reading in kind of a crouched position, and had to fart. It felt like something was kind of warm and heavy, but I was thinking, No way that could be poo...so just kept reading. A minute later, felt the same need to fart, and now it was pretty clear that there was a problem. So I waddled down the hall to the bathroom to find my little girl panties were weighed down to bursting with some serious diarrhea. My genius solution? I was too embarrassed to tell my mom, and afraid she'd find it in the garbage, so I tied them in a plastic bag and threw it out my brother's upstairs window, where it landed on top of the side entrance porch roof. Like a week later, it must have blown/fallen off and my mom picked it up. She's like, Do you know what I found...? I just denied it vehemently and she finally let it go.

Warning also way, way TMI...

The other story which I have never shared is about an ex-boyfriend...We were in the shower together for the first time and as he's washing his butt, his hand and soap come back covered in diarrhea. It just kind of rinses under the shower water and down the drain, and he mumbles something like, "Oops, so sorry" but I just literally pretended not to see it because I wanted him to think I was think awesome girlfriend.

And just for good measure, my little sister's story that I share whenever I get the chance...

We were on an overnight train to Beijing and she had the China BSDs (burning sh*ts of death as we coined the term on study abroad), so she was in the train bathroom squatted over the China toilet for a really long time, with people lined up and banging on the door as the train jolts to and fro. She finally gets ready to wipe when some middle-aged Chinese man bangs open the door. She was so shocked that her wiping hand flew up, a blob of poop flew and hit the wall, and a whole hallway of passengers saw her naked butt over the toilet. Everyone was beyond mortified after she cleaned herself up and made her way back to our seats. To this day none of us can remember if she was horrified or laughing when she came back.

Sorry for this but as a Crohn's girl, bathroom funnies are just a way to survive!!

Official AUG Siggy Challenge! -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Re: Official AUG Siggy Challenge! -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

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**Official AUG Siggy Challenge!** -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motilityIUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFNIVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Re: **Official AUG Siggy Challenge!** -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motilityIUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFNIVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motilityIUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFNIVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

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Official AUG Siggy Challenge! -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Re: Official AUG Siggy Challenge! -- UPDATED W/ WINNER!!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!