I'm drunk AMA.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Or don't. Like. Whatever.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

NO, THAT'S FINE.

Hesterlicious · August 2014

What's up?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

Is it the toilet seat?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

When did I break my other shoe?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

Why are my shoes more comfortable now that they are broken?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

Why is my bed so comfy yet still makes me sore?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

Why do my kids get up so damn early?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

Are you going to answer these all before I wake up tomorrow?

Hesterlicious · August 2014

What are you wearing?

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

What's up?

Chicken butt.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

Is it the toilet seat?

No. My toilet seat is never up, because my husband recognizes that it is used in the down position 75% of the time, and he is a considerate hooman.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

When did I break my other shoe?

at 4:47 PM, Thursday.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

Why are my shoes more comfortable now that they are broken?

You are probably an under-pronator, like me. Fucked up feet unite!

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

Why is my bed so comfy yet still makes me sore?

It's too soft. Is it a pillow top? There's your first problem.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

Why do my kids get up so damn early?

Because they smell fear. You need to toughen your shit up.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

Are you going to answer these all before I wake up tomorrow?

DEY TOOK RRRR JRRRRBBBBSSS.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Hesterlicious said:

What are you wearing?

a yellow shirt from Anthro that I got back when I was living off of grant money and bought something from there once a month, and jeans.

Re: I'm drunk AMA.