WTF body? Ended up getting put on bed rest for a week and a half for pre term labor. They want me to at least get to 37 weeks (which I absolutely agree with) plus taking medication every 6 hours to stop contractions.
WTF Husband? The same day I get put on bed rest and have to work from home you get sick with a fever, leave your snotty tissues all over the house and basically leave a trail of sickness everywhere you go? Thanks, I really wanted to get sick.... I've been "bending" my bed rest to wipe stuff down with clorox wipes so I hopefully don't get sick, because apparently you can suck it up to go to work, but not to clean up after yourself...
And my mom broke her foot in two places last week so she can't come help me clean :S and H won't tell his parents I got put on bedrest.... i know his mom would come help me if she knew
WTF stabbing pain in back that only happens at night. The only way I could sleep last night was sitting straight up and even then it hurt so bad I was crying. So now my back is still sore and did not sleep at all. Today is gonna suck.
WTF BH yesterday. I hope you were worth something and that I have progressed since last week's apt. I felt better standing up than I did sitting down, so uncomfortable all day. My house is clean, my chores are all done, and I am more than ready to be done with work. Any time now would be fine baby.
WTF cramps. All week long I've been waking up with cramps...don't last long, Some radiate to my back, some last long and are strong, some not so bad. I also got some during the day yesterday during work. I'm over them. I wish if I was going to be this uncomfortable I'd just go into labor. I hope these cramps have done something, I'll find out tomorrow at my app. PLEASE
Pretty sure DH thought I was dying last night. I was just so uncomfortable no matter what I tried and I was moaning and groaning something terrible. Probably more than actually necessary, but I just felt awful.
I second the WTF cramps. I feel like I should start bleeding at any minute like I used to with my period. I used to have horrible periods and they were so painful cramping wise. I remember laying in bed balled up crying because of them and now they're back.
Also, WTF self and my attitude. I haven't really been ragey at all this pregnancy until recently. I feel like I constantly have an attitude with H and I am mean to him. It's like patience has ran thin for some reason. He was trying to play and mess with me the yesterday and I couldn't do nothing but roll my eyes and tell him to stop, which then makes him mad. What is wrong with me!?
WTF contractions. Again. Waking me up and not letting me sleep. Now they are pretty much gone but leave me with an extremely achey back. So tired of them!!
WTF work.. This might be long: So I work in Operations. Our Battalion Commander decided that there needed to be an officer running the section, so he pulled in an LT. The problem is, before this LT got pulled in, I was running the section.. and now that he's here, I pretty much don't have a job.. since he took over all my responsibilities. Pretty much the only thing I do now is tasking orders, which take me all of 20 minutes to type up.. maybe an hour for a complex one. I shouldn't complain, because it means that I can play on the internets all day.. but I hate feeling useless. I miss being a Drill Sergeant. If I'm going to sit around for 8 hours a day and do nothing, I could be at home.
He also keeps pulling random people to work in here that are about to leave: 2 NCOs that are moving to a different duty station, one that's about to be medically retired, and one that's about to move to a different unit across post. So we have like 6 people in this office.. all of whom are about to leave. It's stupid.
WTF dogs: I want it to be Fur Baby Friday so I'm posting up early. I've been "working" from home and get to spend more time with the goof troop and they are so adorable all curled up snoring and napping
WTF Scrubs. You're supposed to be stretchy and comfy. Why do you not fit anymore?! I refuse to buy any more maternity things at 36+ weeks... I feel like the Michelin Man today shoved in a tiny outfit. Guess I can put this pair away for the remainder of my pregnancy...
Mines a NICE WTF....the hospital food has been really good and we've been able to hand pick what we wanted for each meal and my Hubs gets free meals too. Anyways the food services lady came to the room with a big bag and they are sending us home with a family size lasagna , breadsticks, salad, and cookies so we don't have to worry about dinner!! I just love this hospital! Oh I also got a nice robe!
..so.. what hospital is this? and will they take tricare in a non-emergent circumstance?
WTF germs? Why do you invade my first born and make him puke everywhere out of the blue(the kid who has only puked 3 times in his entire life), making me hope I don't go into labor anytime soon until he's well again?
WTF baby!! You were transverse for weeks and finally flip head down.. only to be face up presentation? I am not prepared to rip to my back just for you to come out. Turn around or I want a c/s.
Also, how is it possible for only half of the cervix to dilate? I thought it was an all or nothing organ.
WTF to the asshole in the movie theater last night.
THIS is how I know my "I don't give a damn" meter is broken. I don't like confrontation, but I straight up, once the actual MOVIE started rolling said "HEY! TURN OFF YOUR PHONE DUDE!!" and then had to escalate because he didn't hear me the first time.
WTF?! I can deal with your shit during previews, and I'll deal with it while the house lights are still up, but your idiotic texting isn't THAT important, and if it is, GTFO of the theater and do it in the hall.
Assclown. Made me miss the first 2 minutes of "Maleficent" because of your selfish ass. I wish we'd gone to the Alamo Drafthouse so they'd have thrown you out.
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Mines a NICE WTF....the hospital food has been really good and we've been able to hand pick what we wanted for each meal and my Hubs gets free meals too. Anyways the food services lady came to the room with a big bag and they are sending us home with a family size lasagna , breadsticks, salad, and cookies so we don't have to worry about dinner!! I just love this hospital! Oh I also got a nice robe!
I remember you said you were in the dfw metroplex, which hospital does that?
WTF to the asshole in the movie theater last night.
THIS is how I know my "I don't give a damn" meter is broken. I don't like confrontation, but I straight up, once the actual MOVIE started rolling said "HEY! TURN OFF YOUR PHONE DUDE!!" and then had to escalate because he didn't hear me the first time.
WTF?! I can deal with your shit during previews, and I'll deal with it while the house lights are still up, but your idiotic texting isn't THAT important, and if it is, GTFO of the theater and do it in the hall.
Assclown. Made me miss the first 2 minutes of "Maleficent" because of your selfish ass. I wish we'd gone to the Alamo Drafthouse so they'd have thrown you out.
I love Alamo drafthouse! They actually have one in Dallas now that I'm trying to convince dh to take me to. The one knockoff theater like Alamo just isn't the same.
WTF body??? Was dilated three yesterday and 70% percent effaced,Have had contractions all night and day but they are twenty minutes apart. Can we get to moving a bit faster please? Also my belly looks way small today...
I wish we'd gone to the Alamo Drafthouse so they'd have thrown you out.
I love Alamo drafthouse! They actually have one in Dallas now that I'm trying to convince dh to take me to. The one knockoff theater like Alamo just isn't the same.
I love Alamo too!! And yes, he needs to take you. I always get a kick out of the pre-previews since they always like to show such off the wall crap...plus, they just always do such fun stuff. "Princess Bride" Quote-a-long/Audience Participation was one of my last experiences there. Hoping Master Pancake comes back to Austin to do "Labyrinth". Plus, beer and wine and alcohol and FOOD makes it so cool.
And, again, I love their policy of tossing people out for texting or being on their phones. ZERO tolerance. YAY!!
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WTF stabbing pain in back that only happens at night. The only way I could sleep last night was sitting straight up and even then it hurt so bad I was crying. So now my back is still sore and did not sleep at all. Today is gonna suck.
Boy do I feel you on this!! So sorry you had a shitty night and now day!!
WTF UPS guy. Why must you always ring the bell when you leave a package at the door? Waking me from my nap, forcing me to throw on clothes and run to the door just to see you walking away, plus making the dogs freak out, is not helpful.
WTF employer? My check was supposed to be here at the LATEST by yesterday, and it's still not here! I'm assuming you're gonna blame it on the post office, AGAIN. Sure, keep my check. It's not like I need to pay bills or anything. *sarcasm*. I don't know why I didn't do direct deposit. Guess that's changing now!
WTF co-worker who goes to Marie calendars, brings back 2 pies to the back office and no one bothers to tell the pregnant lady in the office ? I want German chocolate pie damn it! guess only certain people get emailed to get a piece.
Re: WTF Wednesday
Every time I get good news the first thing I do is think of what can go wrong.
Can I not just be excited for once!
Mom to S-07/22/10 & Q-12/14/11 L-8/23/14
Body still....must you gain an incredible amount of weight? At this point I'm a planet and i feel like i just absolutely can't get any bigger!!!
WTF body? Ended up getting put on bed rest for a week and a half for pre term labor. They want me to at least get to 37 weeks (which I absolutely agree with) plus taking medication every 6 hours to stop contractions.
WTF Husband? The same day I get put on bed rest and have to work from home you get sick with a fever, leave your snotty tissues all over the house and basically leave a trail of sickness everywhere you go? Thanks, I really wanted to get sick.... I've been "bending" my bed rest to wipe stuff down with clorox wipes so I hopefully don't get sick, because apparently you can suck it up to go to work, but not to clean up after yourself...
And my mom broke her foot in two places last week so she can't come help me clean :S and H won't tell his parents I got put on bedrest.... i know his mom would come help me
Mrs. H
Crohn's Dx: August 2008
Endometriosis Dx: May 2010
Married: 05/19/2012
TTC #1: June 2013
BFP: December 2013
DS: Born 08/29/2014
TTC #2: July 2015
BFP #2: September 25, 2015
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EDD: 08/23/14
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WTF sleep, or lack of.
Pretty sure DH thought I was dying last night. I was just so uncomfortable no matter what I tried and I was moaning and groaning something terrible. Probably more than actually necessary, but I just felt awful.
I second the WTF cramps. I feel like I should start bleeding at any minute like I used to with my period. I used to have horrible periods and they were so painful cramping wise. I remember laying in bed balled up crying because of them and now they're back.
Also, WTF self and my attitude. I haven't really been ragey at all this pregnancy until recently. I feel like I constantly have an attitude with H and I am mean to him. It's like patience has ran thin for some reason. He was trying to play and mess with me the yesterday and I couldn't do nothing but roll my eyes and tell him to stop, which then makes him mad. What is wrong with me!?
WTF work.. This might be long: So I work in Operations. Our Battalion Commander decided that there needed to be an officer running the section, so he pulled in an LT. The problem is, before this LT got pulled in, I was running the section.. and now that he's here, I pretty much don't have a job.. since he took over all my responsibilities. Pretty much the only thing I do now is tasking orders, which take me all of 20 minutes to type up.. maybe an hour for a complex one. I shouldn't complain, because it means that I can play on the internets all day.. but I hate feeling useless. I miss being a Drill Sergeant. If I'm going to sit around for 8 hours a day and do nothing, I could be at home.
He also keeps pulling random people to work in here that are about to leave: 2 NCOs that are moving to a different duty station, one that's about to be medically retired, and one that's about to move to a different unit across post. So we have like 6 people in this office.. all of whom are about to leave. It's stupid.
I really wanted to go to work in underwear and MHs tshirt. Instead I am wearing a suit.
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Baby Boy due October 2017
Poor kid.
only to be face up presentation? I am not prepared to rip to my back just for you to come out. Turn around or I want a c/s.
Also, how is it possible for only half of the cervix to dilate? I thought it was an all or nothing organ.
THIS is how I know my "I don't give a damn" meter is broken. I don't like confrontation, but I straight up, once the actual MOVIE started rolling said "HEY! TURN OFF YOUR PHONE DUDE!!" and then had to escalate because he didn't hear me the first time.
WTF?! I can deal with your shit during previews, and I'll deal with it while the house lights are still up, but your idiotic texting isn't THAT important, and if it is, GTFO of the theater and do it in the hall.
Assclown. Made me miss the first 2 minutes of "Maleficent" because of your selfish ass. I wish we'd gone to the Alamo Drafthouse so they'd have thrown you out.
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Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!)
Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!)
Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)
fn hilarious
And, again, I love their policy of tossing people out for texting or being on their phones. ZERO tolerance. YAY!!
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Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!)
Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!)
Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)