TMI Tuesday!

missnacholover · July 2014

Let's hear the grossness.

missnacholover · July 2014

Yesterday DH and I had sex. Afterwards I had to fart so bad and despite trying to hold it in, it slipped out. Into the wetness down there. So, naturally it sounded hilarious. Which made me laugh. Which made me fart some more. This went on for like 90 seconds...me cracking up at my juicy jizz farts.

It was hilarious. I'm a 12 year old boy when it comes to fart humor.

AnnieRoo13 · July 2014

I pooped today AND yesterday. I'm on a roll baby! And I am going to thank @sparklingwhit for her chia seed suggestion. I swear that's what got everything moving.

krgriffin26 · July 2014

I have actually pooped every day since Friday. It is strangely exciting. Now I'm hoping that the hemmies I have go away at least for a little while.

uncharted01 · July 2014

I finally pooped yesterday for the first time since Thursday! THANK GOD. But holy crap on a cracker, it felt like I was pushing a SUV sized boulder out of my butt. I'm still walking funny.

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Ncap9022 · July 2014

It's funny how grateful we get when we finally poop- no matter how tiny or painful. My gas has gotten awful but I've managed to keep the bf from smellin OR hearing anything yet...although during sex it's nearly impossible!

AnnieRoo13 · July 2014

Oh, I have another one!

I have had white stuff in my nipples for months, but I was sort of afraid to touch it. Well the other day I picked a bit out and smelled it- WHOA NELLY, that was a mistake. Let's just say I should probably clean my nipple crevices out more often.

ssstephanie214 · July 2014

I am craving large amounts of deli mayo on everything. This is only embarrassing because I always say I hate mayo. Please don't tell anyone. I am eating a turkey sub covered in it in secret right now. Extra mayo, I whispered to the sandwich guy.

AnnieRoo13 · July 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:

I pooped today AND yesterday. I'm on a roll baby! And I am going to thank @sparklingwhit for her chia seed suggestion. I swear that's what got everything moving.
Guess I'll be making a Trader Joe's trip today for chia seeds!

Do yourself a favour and make this chocolate pudding: https://fooddoodles.com/2011/03/15/chocolate-chia-seed-pudding/

I ate it for dessert on Sunday night and it was delicious!

Is posting a yummy pudding recipe in TMI Tuesday appropriate?

emoxymoose · July 2014

ssstephanie214 said:

I am craving large amounts of deli mayo on everything. This is only embarrassing because I always say I hate mayo. Please don't tell anyone. I am eating a turkey sub covered in it in secret right now. Extra mayo, I whispered to the sandwich guy.

I also hate mayo and have been craving it on everything. All I've been eating is chicken salad, potato salad, and cheesesteaks with mayo all over them.

krgriffin26 · July 2014

SarahMaureenF said:
I am so excited for this thread today. I hope none of you barf from the description and I hope at least SOMEONE else here has had this happen. This morning before my OB appointment, I was drying off from my shower and noticed a blackish/brownish thing in my belly button. My belly button has slowly been flattening out (probably like everyone else here!) from the belly growth. It was hard and I couldn't get whatever it was out, so I asked my OB about it and she immediately knew what it was. She was like "It's probably just lint and other stuff that's been trapped in there for years that is now being pushed out--I'll take a look but you should be able to get it out with tweezers at home." She took one look and said yep that's what it is. I got home and was HORRIFIED when I finally got it out. It had a long white root! I felt like I was pulling a teeny tiny vegetable out of my belly button. It was simultaneously incredibly satisfying and nauseating.

I hope nobody shuns me now.

You win.

NLJ82 · July 2014

FOR THE LOVE OF BOOB SWEAT!

If I don't start sleeping with three fans directly on me I'm going to eventually drown in a river of my own sweat.

AnnieRoo13 · July 2014

SarahMaureenF said:
I am so excited for this thread today. I hope none of you barf from the description and I hope at least SOMEONE else here has had this happen. This morning before my OB appointment, I was drying off from my shower and noticed a blackish/brownish thing in my belly button. My belly button has slowly been flattening out (probably like everyone else here!) from the belly growth. It was hard and I couldn't get whatever it was out, so I asked my OB about it and she immediately knew what it was. She was like "It's probably just lint and other stuff that's been trapped in there for years that is now being pushed out--I'll take a look but you should be able to get it out with tweezers at home." She took one look and said yep that's what it is. I got home and was HORRIFIED when I finally got it out. It had a long white root! I felt like I was pulling a teeny tiny vegetable out of my belly button. It was simultaneously incredibly satisfying and nauseating.

I hope nobody shuns me now.

You are not alone, I've been cleaning our my belly button for weeks

Imagine how gross it would be if you never got to clean it out??? An old man's belly button must be full of nasty!

HappyToBeHere · July 2014

flutterbuggie said:

I am so excited for this thread today. I hope none of you barf from the description and I hope at least SOMEONE else here has had this happen. This morning before my OB appointment, I was drying off from my shower and noticed a blackish/brownish thing in my belly button. My belly button has slowly been flattening out (probably like everyone else here!) from the belly growth. It was hard and I couldn't get whatever it was out, so I asked my OB about it and she immediately knew what it was. She was like "It's probably just lint and other stuff that's been trapped in there for years that is now being pushed out--I'll take a look but you should be able to get it out with tweezers at home." She took one look and said yep that's what it is. I got home and was HORRIFIED when I finally got it out. It had a long white root! I felt like I was pulling a teeny tiny vegetable out of my belly button. It was simultaneously incredibly satisfying and nauseating.

I hope nobody shuns me now.
Oh my gosh sooo gross but I feel like that would feel so satisfying haha!!

^ This. So satisfying!

missnacholover · July 2014

SarahMaureenF said:

I am so excited for this thread today. I hope none of you barf from the description and I hope at least SOMEONE else here has had this happen. This morning before my OB appointment, I was drying off from my shower and noticed a blackish/brownish thing in my belly button. My belly button has slowly been flattening out (probably like everyone else here!) from the belly growth. It was hard and I couldn't get whatever it was out, so I asked my OB about it and she immediately knew what it was. She was like "It's probably just lint and other stuff that's been trapped in there for years that is now being pushed out--I'll take a look but you should be able to get it out with tweezers at home." She took one look and said yep that's what it is. I got home and was HORRIFIED when I finally got it out. It had a long white root! I felt like I was pulling a teeny tiny vegetable out of my belly button. It was simultaneously incredibly satisfying and nauseating.

I hope nobody shuns me now.

Did you take a picture?!?!?!

hjenni · July 2014

H and I had amazing sex last night, and then I had sex dream on top of that. Yay for two Os in one night!

lisaren · July 2014

This is like a thread of train wrecks. I cannot stop looking.

Dimples0101 · July 2014

zengal said:

I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

I have questions about this @zengal. Is this a thing? An onion sandwich? Is there anything else on the sandwich besides onion and bread? I'm intrigued.

minibean16 · July 2014

zengal said:
@SarahMaureenF‌ I am both disgusted and in awe...no shunning, not ever!

I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

Amidst all the bodily fluids, this is the only thing that turned my stomach. Like just an onion?

Saving the other half for later?

Brave woman!

cindyNmark2010 · July 2014

zengal said:

@SarahMaureenF‌ I am both disgusted and in awe...no shunning, not ever! I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

I hope DH never ever thinks to do this......he loves onions to no end and when he eats them in any form I swear the smell gets into every pore of his body. He's not allowed to eat onions if he wants to get any.

kstirton · July 2014

flutterbuggie said:

I am so excited for this thread today. I hope none of you barf from the description and I hope at least SOMEONE else here has had this happen. This morning before my OB appointment, I was drying off from my shower and noticed a blackish/brownish thing in my belly button. My belly button has slowly been flattening out (probably like everyone else here!) from the belly growth. It was hard and I couldn't get whatever it was out, so I asked my OB about it and she immediately knew what it was. She was like "It's probably just lint and other stuff that's been trapped in there for years that is now being pushed out--I'll take a look but you should be able to get it out with tweezers at home." She took one look and said yep that's what it is. I got home and was HORRIFIED when I finally got it out. It had a long white root! I felt like I was pulling a teeny tiny vegetable out of my belly button. It was simultaneously incredibly satisfying and nauseating.

I hope nobody shuns me now.
Oh my gosh sooo gross but I feel like that would feel so satisfying haha!!

This sounds better than Christmas to me.

missnacholover · July 2014

zengal said:

zengal said:

I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

I have questions about this @zengal. Is this a thing? An onion sandwich? Is there anything else on the sandwich besides onion and bread? I'm intrigued.
---------- quote fail I never heard of it before, and I do not know what possessed me. Just the huge onion and bread. I'm not even a super-fan of onions. It's going down in the books as a bizarro pregnant whim.

Know what is way yummo? Toast + Scrambled eggs + raw onions. *drool*

ShelleyElla22 · July 2014

Why is it that pooping is so much more satisfying and pleasurable than sex right now?? I feel bad for DH because I have had ZERO sex drive during this pregnancy.

Kristil2014 · July 2014

ShelleyElla22 said:
Why is it that pooping is so much more satisfying and pleasurable than sex right now?? I feel bad for DH because I have had ZERO sex drive during this pregnancy.

^ this is me too!

kfo22 · July 2014

Oh man, this is my favorite thread. Haha.

So about two weeks ago, DH got circumcised (religious). Perfect timing, as my sex drive is supposed to rise. I've been dreaming of sex, but we still have to wait another month to do anything. Instead of sex every night, we clean his stitches and apply ointment. Super sexy.

So.. where's my super-power-healing colostrum at?!?!

Ashleyrupert3211 · July 2014

I have been waking up drenched in sweat almost every morning, pretty disgusting. On top of that my boob leekage has been getting ridiculous! It started off with a little spot every day but now its like a full on puddle! What's even worse, DH LOVES it! He finds it so interesting, weirdest husband ever..

moroccojade · July 2014

zengal said:

zengal said:

I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

I have questions about this @zengal. Is this a thing? An onion sandwich? Is there anything else on the sandwich besides onion and bread? I'm intrigued.
---------- quote fail I never heard of it before, and I do not know what possessed me. Just the huge onion and bread. I'm not even a super-fan of onions. It's going down in the books as a bizarro pregnant whim.

Next time anyone gets a craving for an onion sandwich try this:

https://joythebaker.com/2012/05/french-onion-soup-sandwiches/

Like French Onion Soup but in sandwich form. VERY good.

Jpinky9 · July 2014

flutterbuggie said:
If you guys like this TMI tuesday you should head over to August 2014 and read their TMI thread. It's awesome and preparing me for the real world of 38 weeks + in pregnancy.

Hahaha that was a definite eye opener!! I am intrigued by this "swamp crotch" that they speak of! I fear I may suffer from this but glad if has a name!

AnnieRoo13 · July 2014

@moroccojade‌ I love joy the baker! She's awesome.

moroccojade · July 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

@moroccojade‌ I love joy the baker! She's awesome.

I agree. And her onion sandwich is divine.

runningmama14 · July 2014

zengal said:

Dimples0101 said:

zengal said:

I ate an onion sandwich. Like, slice near half an onion, don't even break the circle of rings, put in between two pieces of bread. I don't know if/when my breath will recover.

I have questions about this @zengal. Is this a thing? An onion sandwich? Is there anything else on the sandwich besides onion and bread? I'm intrigued.

---------- quote fail
I never heard of it before, and I do not know what possessed me. Just the huge onion and bread. I'm not even a super-fan of onions. It's going down in the books as a bizarro pregnant whim.

@zengal‌ - do you think that will earn you extra stickers at class? Lol!

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