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Work Bathroom Grossness - Warning- contains grossness

So-- there's not much of a point to this post, other than to try to get it out of my brain.

So, I work in a pretty nice, corporate office.  You can't come up to my floor without either an employee ID or a visitor's pass, which you have to obtain from a security office.  Point is-- it's not a public bathroom that is you can just walk in to off the street.

The bathrooms are large, sex segragated and maybe have 6-7 stalls in them, with doors that pretty much go from the top of the stall frame to the bottom-- so you can't really look under the door to see another person's feet.

Yesterday in one of the stalls, there was a doody-- yes, a straight up turd on the floor.  It clearly wasn't an "accident" type of doody.  Not only that, but it also looked like someone stepped in it and smeared it accross the floor.

When I tell you, this doody caused a 45 minute uproar in my office, I am not exaggerating, as the doody was obvioulsy left there by an employee. 

How is this possible?  How do you not realize that something has fallen out of your butt and ont to the floor?  And if this does somehow happen to you, do you not clean it up?  So many questions.

Anyone have any ideas or have any other work bathroom grossness to share?

 

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  • LOL!

    I have nothing else to say.
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  • This happened at my work about 3 years ago.. I had to clean it ;(


    1. Oh my freaking god.  Did someone explode?  Sorry you had to clean it.

    2. I sort of love that you have a pic of this handy.

     

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  • Sounds like someone hates their job! OMG though. I have seen some disgusting shit in my day but never a straight up dook on the floor. 

    We used to have a coworker who intentionally pissed on the mens room floor. Not just occasionally. Not just "missed the toilet". Every day, all day, every time he went. Eventually he was caught and reprimanded. He still works here....ten years later. But he hasn't pissed on the floor since.
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  • WTF?

    Who poops like that? 
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  • Nasty!  There used to be someone who got poop all over the toilet seat in one of the bathrooms in the building.  One of my coworkers put a sign up in there telling people to clean up after themselves and it worked.  I think it probably shamed the person but jeez, how do you manage to smear poop all over the seat?!
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  • Squat and miss, maybe?
    Still, you would think they would get some tp, pick it up and flush it down the toilet. Gross.
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  • Ugh that is so gross. I couldn't stop laughing at the word "doody".

    I don't have any work bathroom groseness to share.


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  • So glad I am not the only one that has potentially gross co-workers!

    LOL-- I know I always call it doody?  I am perpertually 5 in that sense.

     

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  • In a a shared private bathroom, this is deplorable. However, I work in a very public space and I WISH this wasn't a regular occurrence for me. In fact, I wish poop was the worst thing that I had seen today.
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  • eyenigh said:
    In a a shared private bathroom, this is deplorable. However, I work in a very public space and I WISH this wasn't a regular occurrence for me. In fact, I wish poop was the worst thing that I had seen today.

    Oh no!  you have all my sorries!

     

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  • This happened at my work about 3 years ago.. I had to clean it ;(


    1. Oh my freaking god.  Did someone explode?  Sorry you had to clean it.

    2. I sort of love that you have a pic of this handy.

    Haha it was I my Facebook yea I kind I just mopped it. Oh the joys of retail that's not the worst of what We've seen either. People can be so gross.
    I worked retail for a decade, following is a list of the things I have seen:

    Victoria's Secret fitting rooms---used tampons, bras tried on with breast milk still wet on them, pubic hair clumps, and crusty tissues (I am assuming "clean up" after having sex)

    Target----someone "finger painted" with poop on the walls


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  • @hopefulmom81 - I did a stint in retail as well-- maybe about 5 years worth-- and save for the breast milk stained bra-- I feel your pain on every one of the other listed things! 

    GROSS!

     

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  • So they cleaned up their shoe, and didn't clean up the floor?  Makes no sense.  People are sofaking gross, yo!
    You know-- I didn't even think about that!!  UGH!

     

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    SO GROSS! Seriously, I would be looking at the bottom of people's shoes.
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    Ooh, were there shoe-tread marks on the floor in the poop?
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    This happened at my work about 3 years ago.. I had to clean it ;(


    1. Oh my freaking god.  Did someone explode?  Sorry you had to clean it.

    2. I sort of love that you have a pic of this handy.


    Haha it was I my Facebook yea I kind I just mopped it. Oh the joys of retail that's not the worst of what We've seen either. People can be so gross.

    I worked retail for a decade, following is a list of the things I have seen:

    Victoria's Secret fitting rooms---used tampons, bras tried on with breast milk still wet on them, pubic hair clumps, and crusty tissues (I am assuming "clean up" after having sex)

    Target----someone "finger painted" with poop on the walls




    I worked retail for 8 years. I remember in high school I worked at a grocery store, a customer left the bathroom COVERED in shit. It was so bad the manager took a pic & sent it to corporate. He wouldn't let any of the kids touch it & cleaned it himself.

    It really makes me wonder what other people's homes (especially their bathrooms) look like.
    :-&

    You had a good manager. This happened at a place DH used to work and the manager tried to make him clean it. He was an undergrad at the time. DH, being DH, refused and said he'd rather just quit. Lol. Of course, the manager pawned it off on done other poor kid and DH was not fired. The guy was a real @sshat.
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  • Yuck yuck!!!!!!!

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  • Lol i just wanted to say i am sorry i opened this thread.


  • So they cleaned up their shoe, and didn't clean up the floor?  Makes no sense.  People are sofaking gross, yo!
    You know-- I didn't even think about that!!  UGH!


    omg check all the shoes!!
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