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My LO had just pooped so I layed her down to change her diaper. I pick her back up and she projectile vomits... ON MY FACE. We're talking in my eye and mouth. LOL. Share some funny stories you have
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  • Mrs.Kohalic17Mrs.Kohalic17 member
    LO just vomited all down my back while I was burping him. It's all over me, the couch & my hair! I have to be to work in an hour.
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  • ambarnett1ambarnett1 member
    I was changing ds real quick on my IL's new couch when he decided to would be a good idea to pee. I caught the pee...With my leg. I walked around with pee pants all day because I needed to do laundry. Thanks a lot bud, perfect timing.

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  • dmosquera4dmosquera4 member
    DS HAD A POOPIE DIAPER, I ALWAYS WAIT LIKE 5 min to change him, turns out he wasn't done he projectile poop everywhere , it shot down his whole dresser all the way down to the door of his room it was like 5 feet no lie, carpet and everything lord......



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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    DD had a blowout this morning when I was on my way out the door to go to work. We both had to change.

    But my best poop story is the time she didn't poop for a week and then had a blowout but when I tried to change her she started pooping again. I swapped 4 more diapers under her to catch it all. A 5-diaper poop. It was truly impressive.
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  • WifeofaComposerWifeofaComposer member
    hpanabaker said:
    DH was getting LO ready for bath time.  LO was naked, ready to get in the water and DH stops to play with LO in the mirror.  LO decides it's a good time to pee...all over our toothbrushes. Thanks for play time Dad...
    @hpanabaker - Were you in my bathroom last night...? This is exactly the same thing that happened here.


     







     
              
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  • LaNorteLaNorte member
    DS had a dirty diaper so I go to change him. I did not proceed with caution, so when I opened that diaper he was peeing and it goes everywhere. Clean up that one, and while I am working on putting on diaper #2 he starts peeing again, all over the outside of that diaper and his clothes, so one more diaper. I change his onesie and by the time I'm done I notice the wetness indicator has gone blue - dude has peed AGAIN. So to sum up: 30 minutes, 2 outfits, 4 diapers, kid is a fountain.
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  • kelbel2440kelbel2440 member
    I went to kiss LO on the lips and the second mine touched his, he spit up. And not just a little spit, but the curdled white stuff. Yum!
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  • Jodash24Jodash24 member
    LO always seems to pee poop and sick on daddy or daddy's side of the bed :) the other day LO was pushing for a poop he sometimes gets constipated, when OH put him on his changing mat to change him there was no poop, as he called me to tell me LO legs went up and it shot out covering my OH it went metres away from where LO was lying, I didn't know what to do I stood there laughing taking pictures :) !
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    mamrotu73 said:

    My best poop story is courtesy of my dog.

    DH and I had gone out to dinner and Indy was in his crate. When we returned, you could smell the poop as soon as you walked in the door. Expecting a massive mess, we approached with caution but found very little poop. It looked like Indy had shit out the side of his crate and pushed the stuff that landed inside into the corner

    DH took the crate outside to hose down. I put the bed in the wash and then gave Indy a bath. Windows were opened to air out the house.

    After the bath, I dried Indy up and thought we were all ready for bed. I thought wrong.

    Indy informed us that the reason there was so little shit was because he ate it. He told us by vomiting said shit on the carpet in the hallway.

    Shit-vomit is the worst smell ever in the whole entire world in case you were wondering.

    The end.

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  • Vjlewis07Vjlewis07 member
    elyse4281 said:

    mamrotu73 said:

    My best poop story is courtesy of my dog.

    DH and I had gone out to dinner and Indy was in his crate. When we returned, you could smell the poop as soon as you walked in the door. Expecting a massive mess, we approached with caution but found very little poop. It looked like Indy had shit out the side of his crate and pushed the stuff that landed inside into the corner

    DH took the crate outside to hose down. I put the bed in the wash and then gave Indy a bath. Windows were opened to air out the house.

    After the bath, I dried Indy up and thought we were all ready for bed. I thought wrong.

    Indy informed us that the reason there was so little shit was because he ate it. He told us by vomiting said shit on the carpet in the hallway.

    Shit-vomit is the worst smell ever in the whole entire world in case you were wondering.

    The end.

    @mamrotu73‌ I think you win this thread.
    My dog did this when she was about 4 months old -- thankfully the vomit was on a hard wood floor and made for easier clean up -- but yes worst smell
    .. I then had to clean up my brothers barf as he stood puking and dry heaving on our porch .. Yep

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    Vjlewis07 said:

    elyse4281 said:

    mamrotu73 said:

    My best poop story is courtesy of my dog.

    DH and I had gone out to dinner and Indy was in his crate. When we returned, you could smell the poop as soon as you walked in the door. Expecting a massive mess, we approached with caution but found very little poop. It looked like Indy had shit out the side of his crate and pushed the stuff that landed inside into the corner

    DH took the crate outside to hose down. I put the bed in the wash and then gave Indy a bath. Windows were opened to air out the house.

    After the bath, I dried Indy up and thought we were all ready for bed. I thought wrong.

    Indy informed us that the reason there was so little shit was because he ate it. He told us by vomiting said shit on the carpet in the hallway.

    Shit-vomit is the worst smell ever in the whole entire world in case you were wondering.

    The end.

    @mamrotu73‌ I think you win this thread.
    My dog did this when she was about 4 months old -- thankfully the vomit was on a hard wood floor and made for easier clean up -- but yes worst smell
    .. I then had to clean up my brothers barf as he stood puking and dry heaving on our porch .. Yep

    I must be a hard a** Biatch cause I would have made him clean up his own sick.
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  • SoulTerminationSoulTermination member
    MIL gave DD a bath in her kitchen sink when she was only about a month old. Upon being taken out if the sink, before she could be wrapped in her towel or diapered, DD peed all over MIL's front and on the head of the dog who was underfoot. :P
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  • cnbeancnbean member
    The best one I have is from DS1. 

    In March my DH had to go out of town for a work thing, leaving my vastly pregnant self to take care of the 2 year old alone. Which is not a big deal, but it makes bath time a bit harder. So while DH was gone I would just bring DS into the bathtub with me in the morning. 

    One morning right after I got out of the tub DS starts grabbing his butt and proceeds to crap in the tub. Before I can get to him and get him out of the tub he sees the turd and starts freaking out. He kept batting at it to keep it away from him. Which was funny, until I had to clean up all the little poop particles.

    Needless to say, very pregnant lady+ extra deep bathtub+ poop= misery
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    mamrotu73 said:


    Shit-vomit is the worst smell ever in the whole entire world in case you were wondering.

    The end.

    Yes! My old beagle pulled a shit vomit on me twice & it was the grossest thing ever! One pile was even under the bed, any idea how hard that is to clean?!
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  • Alana1977Alana1977 member
    PoppySeedWindsor said:

    I'll share a friend's story:


    Baby girl hadn't pooped for a day. They went to a wedding. At the recieving line the bride wanted to hold the baby.

    Baby let it riiiiiiiip.

    Poor wedding dress.
    I just laughed so hard I woke up my very grouchy baby sleeping next to me. That poor bride!
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  • kimberpookimberpoo member
    SIL was changing LO in his room when I hear screams of horror and amusement. I go running in and LO had projectile pooped right after she opened his diaper all over her, the changing table, the basket of diapers/ointment, and everything within a 4 foot radius. she was scared to change him for weeks after that! haha!
    also, I kept warning DH not to carry lo like this......

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