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Oh FFS!!!!!!!

JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
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I know i just posted a discussion and dont mean to hog the board but....I just let my dogs out and my big one was being an a**hole. So i ran out there to get him and slipped in poop! Bare feet!!!!! And when I turned around...it wasnt poop!!! It was a dead little animal!!!!!! So i just jumped in our downstairs shower fully clothed to wash my feet. Isnt pregnancy hard enough????!!!!!!! :((
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  • courtd2courtd2 member
    OH MY GOD!!! I actually gasped out loud reading this!! That's awful!! I hope the rest of your night is more relaxing!!
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  • CandEChicagoCandEChicago member
    LOL.  I shouldn't laugh but wow so glad that my dog(s) didn't leave animal presents like that. 

    Now to be fair you can laugh at my situation from Tuesday.  Diva Dog and I were leaving to go to a follow up vet appointment and before I knew it she was eating something.  So jerk left a present at our back gate.  I had to drag her away from the HUMAN feces that she was eating.  To get to the vet appointment, I had to have the windows down in the car otherwise I would have vomited.  The vet's office was amused and tried to find some doggie breathe mints for her. 


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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    I never thought i would say "I wish i stepped in poop!". Anything else but the slime i stepped in! LOL @CandEChicago‌ !!!!!!! That is really bad!
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  • agsgrrlagsgrrl member
    Not even close but mine just hopped on the couch to snuggle and let one right in my face. They like to test our grossometers sometimes
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  • feeshahfeeshah member
    OMG. I....just....um.....wow. I would have lost my shit. That is such a shitty situation. I would have been in such a crappy mood after that. Too bad you're preggers other wiser you could get shit-faced and forget the experience . :D
    (ALL puns intended)

    For real, that really does suck. I'm so sorry that happened to you. A few years ago I was at birthday party playing with the kids in the front yard. I ran to kick a ball and slipped in a giant pile of shit. Real, live shit. As
    I slipped, it went all up my leg (I was in shorts) and side. I barfed from the smell, I was crying, and my family just laughed and laughed. They thought it was the funniest thing ever. I was traumatized.


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  • CandEChicagoCandEChicago member
    JulieSC81 said:
    I never thought i would say "I wish i stepped in poop!". Anything else but the slime i stepped in! LOL @CandEChicago‌ !!!!!!! That is really bad!
    Glad I can share a cringe worthy moment to add some humor to your situation.  Our pets are special but that is also why we love them. 


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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    @feeshah‌ that is truly disgusting lol. Truly. And your puns werent too crappy ;). @agsgrrl‌ I used to have a dog with such smelly farts that we had to keep air freshener an arms reach from the couch at all times! @CandEChicago‌ , I just scrubbed my feet AGAIN and repeatedly told myself that I love my dogs for their own safety and my own sanity ;).
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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    I never thought I would have to contemplate it either :(( ! But the verdict is in and I would MUCH rather slide in poop and possibly even fall face first in it. I saved you all from the really gross details. Poop. I choose poop!!!!!!!!! :((
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  • agsgrrlagsgrrl member
    @JulieSC81‌ god it got worse?! And yeah she's 90lbs and has some gnarly ones. She's been known to send a room full of ufc watching men running
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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    @agsgrrl‌ , yeah its worse. I wont torture anyone here with the details except to say...it wasnt put together. %-( . We will just leave it at that :(. Also, they should invent dog butt mints.
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  • lionyloo32lionyloo32 member
    *shudder* so gross!!! I would've freaked. 
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    I'm going to need to wash my feet just reading that.

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  • brittandjpbrittandjp member

    Just wait until your toddler tries to eat the poop.

    That's always fun.

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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    Ew....my DS never tried the poop eating thing. But I have heard horror stories of poop eating and poop smearing ;). He is such a good kid and has been since day 1. So Im sure we are doomed with this one lol :D
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  • JulieSC81JulieSC81 member
    edited July 2014
    OMG @katehgee‌ ...you are a much stronger woman than I. Never could I do that! I will try to stop my dog while hes running after something and I always make noise before letting him out because it generally scares things out of our yard. If anything happens, I cry to SO who will take care of it. Like last night, I told him to let the dogs out and clean up the mess because there was not a shot in hell that I was having anything to do with that backyard again until everything was gone. [-(
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