Bridezilla's email - have y'all seen this?!

Re: Bridezilla's email - have y'all seen this?!

• cakebatter27 member

  July 2014

  I wish someone would make up a birth plan like that to read!

  

  
  

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• Skeemer member

  July 2014

  How does she have any friends?! Good grief.

  
  

      

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• TexasGirl81 member

  July 2014

  I totes want to be a part of that epic wedding!!

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• TexasGirl81 member

  July 2014

  cakebatter27 said:

  I wish someone would make up a birth plan like that to read!

  @cakebatter27‌
  This is why you are one if my favorite bumpies!
  

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• ktotharista member

  July 2014

  hahaha Amazing!!!! I'm thinking she's related to the Thanksgiving Dinner woman... https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/
  

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• TexasGirl81 member

  July 2014

  MSUDucks said:

  I've not seen that one before. Truly terrible. Plus the spelling! Yikes! Roll does not equal role!

  @MSUDucks‌
  Lmao! Exactly! How about, "you may have already KNEW". Really?! Known!!
  

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• cakebatter27 member

  July 2014

  ktotharista said:

  hahaha Amazing!!!! I'm thinking she's related to the Thanksgiving Dinner woman... https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/
  

  I've read this and IT is worth reading again.

  

  
  

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• Skeemer member

  July 2014

  OMG I totally love Marnie & her regulation size casserole dishes! Lol. My brother & I make jokes about her ever holiday. Lol.

  
  

      

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• pjaimeal member

  July 2014

  ktotharista said:

  hahaha Amazing!!!! I'm thinking she's related to the Thanksgiving Dinner woman... https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/
  

  This is amazing. 

  

  

  

  
  

  
  

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  July 2014

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• ktotharista member

  July 2014

  Skeemer said:

  OMG I totally love Marnie & her regulation size casserole dishes! Lol. My brother & I make jokes about her ever holiday. Lol.

  My immediate family loves it a lot because the token Marnie in our family is actually named Marnie lol
  

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• twister22 member

  July 2014

  Oh my goodness that bridezilla is probably spot-on how an old friend of mine will be when she gets married. And by "old" friend I mean we are no longer friends, because she would do crazy shyt like that.

  
  

  And the Thanksgiving letter is just awesome lol.

  
  

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• marsalisails member

  July 2014

  I hope all ten people said no. What a BSC!

   

   

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• marsalisails member

  July 2014

  Omg. Just read the thanksgiving letter. I find it amazing that half the crap she wants them to bring sound absolutely terrible! Mashed squash?! Why would you do that to squash?!

   

   

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• Skeemer member

  July 2014

  ktotharista said:

  Skeemer said:

  OMG I totally love Marnie & her regulation size casserole dishes! Lol. My brother & I make jokes about her ever holiday. Lol.

  My immediate family loves it a lot because the token Marnie in our family is actually named Marnie lol
  

  LOL! Too awesome! I'll bet y'all have a field day with that!
  

  
  

      

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• jensavicci member

  July 2014

  I'm not surprised by this lol. 3 out of 10 brides are either borderline crazy or just flat out crazy.

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• marsalisails member

  July 2014

  jensavicci said:

  I'm not surprised by this lol. 3 out of 10 brides are either borderline crazy or just flat out crazy.

  Wait - am i remembering correctly that you do this (event planning) for a living? It would be a great job, but you must meet a TON of crazies - do you have a screening process before you take a job?

   

   

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• jensavicci member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  @Matthew930
  
  I do! No screening. Better yet, working with them is the screening process lol. A bridezilla usually rears it's ugly head when the topic of other people comes up. Either that or they don't like that they have to be snapped back into reality. I've only had a handful of brides show their true colors during the first meeting though. One of which involved witch craft and chicken bones. I wish I were kidding.

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• tourqeyes member

  July 2014

  jensavicci said:

  I'm not surprised by this lol. 3 out of 10 brides are either borderline crazy or just flat out crazy.

  Only three? I need new friends.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Skeemer member

  July 2014

  jensavicci said:

  @Matthew930
  
  I do! No screening. Better yet, working with them is the screening process lol. A bridezilla usually rears it's ugly head when the topic of other people comes up. Either that or they don't like that they have to snapped back into reality. I've only had a handful of brides show their true colors during the first meeting though. One of which involved witch craft and chicken bones. I wish I were kidding.

  Chicken bones?! Witchcraft?! DO NOT leave us hanging Savicci!
  

  
  

      

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• jensavicci member

  July 2014

  @Skeemer‌
  
  Lol well, basically, she was pissy that I didn't want to throw a wedding at a cemetery. Also, she believed that perfume was men's magic made for seducing men. She wanted me to have that written on the invitations. So, she threatened to surround my building with chicken bones and place a hex on me. And she did. Lol but she only managed to put out a few bones before security mistook her as a homeless woman and shooed her off.

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• Nichole8787 member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  Holy bat shit crazy! I wonder she ever got her cemetery wedding
  
  
  
  
  Lol well, basically, she was pissy that I didn't want to throw a wedding at a cemetery. Also, she believed that perfume was men's magic made for seducing men. She wanted me to have that written on the invitations. So, she threatened to surround my building with chicken bones and place a hex on me. And she did. Lol but she only managed to put out a few bones before security mistook her as a homeless woman and shooed her off.
  
  

  

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• mcvgal member

  July 2014

  jensavicci said:

  @Skeemer‌
  
  Lol well, basically, she was pissy that I didn't want to throw a wedding at a cemetery. Also, she believed that perfume was men's magic made for seducing men. She wanted me to have that written on the invitations. So, she threatened to surround my building with chicken bones and place a hex on me. And she did. Lol but she only managed to put out a few bones before security mistook her as a homeless woman and shooed her off.

  wow that is totally crazy!

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• Skeemer member

  July 2014

  @jensavicci‌ Wow. That's actually a better story than I hoped for! Lol.

  
  

      

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• Heather100612 member

  July 2014

  I couldn't even finish reading the letter- what a horrible writer! If you have the balls to write something like that, you better make sure it's at least grammatically correct.
  
  Also, she's a nutjob. If I recieved that letter, I would have immediately backed out and questioned my friendship with that chick.

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• ADC1979 member

  July 2014

  This is was totally made up for the LOLs, but it fits the Bridezilla birth plan idea...

  
  

  https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jamie-and-jeffs-birth-plan
  

  
  

  
  

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