WTF Wednesday

mander82 · July 2014

Time to share our What the Fucks!

mexinugget · July 2014

WTF kid! You woke me up, you nursed, now who's sleeping you. Who is wide awake me. I just wanted 45 more min of uninterrupted sleep. At least we're going to the beach today. Yay fun.

uncharted01 · July 2014

WTF pet sitters who are watching my parent's dog while they're away. You absolutely SUCK at your job. My parent's keep the dog in the kitchen while they aren't home bc she's old and will poop and pee everywhere. Well, when I stopped by to check on her on Sunday, she wasn't in the kitchen and low and behold, there were accidents all over the house. Then I get a call yesterday at work that you locked yourself out of the house so I have to leave work and drive and hour there and back to let you back in. And when I get there, poop and pee all over the damn house again. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! They're making me very ragey and if I get one more phone call from them, I'm firing them and spending the rest of the week at my parents. ROAR! X(

That was long... sorry.

abbyful · July 2014

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

absolutelymaybe · July 2014

Becks517 said:

WTF coworker? Why would you comment on my Facebook pregnancy announcement and ask whether or not I'm coming back to work after LO arrives. Obviously I'm not going to answer that, but now the idea is in everyone's head. WTF office management? Why do you have half of the parking garage blocked off with no work being done on it. I do not enjoy walking from BFE to get into work.

OMG one of my retired coworkers (who is friends with me on facebook) asked me the same thing and I'm friends with other people I still work with -- including a direct report. I'm playing it by ear... of course I'm not going to say that! I just responded "The plan is to come back!"

absolutelymaybe · July 2014

WTF other twin-mom-to-be in my office. You're making me look all bad with your healthy, green leafy lunches and I'm standing at the microwave making Cup of Noodles.

(I brought blueberries, pea pods and cherries today. Ha! Take that!)

mander82 · July 2014

WTF everyone asking me when I am due, I am about to put a fucking sign around my neck that says "Due in November"

NLJ82 · July 2014

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

I'm so sorry

NLJ82 · July 2014

WTF Pizza Hut

I've been craving you for so long and the remodel to the building is taking FOREVER. Hurry and open back up!!

missnacholover · July 2014

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

(((@abbyful))) So many hugs for you. My WTFs pale in comparison.

marajay6 · July 2014

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

Hugs to you! I know it is very difficult.

uncharted01 · July 2014

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

My heart hurts for you. My aunt went in for a knee replacement and never woke up. It's so hard. Surround yourself with friend and family

JamieK1882 · July 2014

@abbyful-T&P and hugs. I'm so sorry

Jpinky9 · July 2014

missnacholover said:

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

(((@abbyful))) So many hugs for you.

My WTFs pale in comparison.

I agree with this 100%!!! There really are no words! Just lots of hugs being sent to you!

NLJ82 · July 2014

'I'm so fancy' is Iggy Azalea & not Gwen Stefani? wtf

lizgrace03 · July 2014

Hugs to you @abbyful.

wallygirl · July 2014

@abbyful‌ You have been on my heart a lot. Lots of hugs for you. You are in my prayers.

JamieK1882 · July 2014

@abbyful-T&P and hugs. I'm so sorry

absolutelymaybe · July 2014

NLJ82 said:

'I'm so fancy' is Iggy Azalea & not Gwen Stefani? wtf

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first.

BuffaloGal75 · July 2014

WTF - I thought the "under the belly band" jeans were supposed to be comfortable. I feel like I am 9 months pregnant in these things and the band keeps rolling over.

TeeJ526 · July 2014

WTF to the guy that just sat next to me and decided to light a cigarette. I left but I really wanted to yell at him.

mussalynn · July 2014

BuffaloGal75 said:

WTF - I thought the "under the belly band" jeans were supposed to be comfortable. I feel like I am 9 months pregnant in these things and the band keeps rolling over.

Ugh I HATE the under belly ones! Love the nice tall ones that cover your whole belly, feels like everything is contained. My WTF: yesterday at the grocery store, a gentleman came up to me in the parking lot to offer to take my cart (I was just finishing loading groceries into the car). I'm like "sweet, it's a pain to return the cart with DS", so I take DS out of the cart and the man just walks away with the cart - didn't offer me a quarter in exchange for the one I had put in to get the cart in the first place!!! I always keep a quarter in my car for that exact reason, and this guy stole my quarter! I was all Pregnant Hulk ragey about it all day yesterday... and still haven't quite gotten over it obviously.

mussalynn · July 2014

@WildFlower810 yes you have to put the quarter in to unlock the cart, and when you return the cart you get your quarter back. Incentive for people to actually return their carts instead of leaving them all over the parking lot.

NLJ82 · July 2014

mussalynn said:

@WildFlower810 yes you have to put the quarter in to unlock the cart, and when you return the cart you get your quarter back. Incentive for people to actually return their carts instead of leaving them all over the parking lot.

Aldi's ;-)

BuffaloGal75 · July 2014

@mussalynn One day I was feeling generous and put my cart back and left the quarter - kind of paying it forward. A woman watched me do it and came over and took the quarter and got in her car. I too have what we refer to as the "Aldi" quarter in the car

dr_pr · July 2014

I'm so sorry, @abbyful. Lots of ((hugs)) to you.

dr_pr · July 2014

WTF DD? Why have you suddenly decided to wake up at 2:00 am every.damn.morning? At least you go back to sleep easily, but once I'm up, I have to pee and then blow my nose for the next hour before I can get back to sleep. I need more sleep!!

Dimples0101 · July 2014

abbyful said:

WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

I just wanted to offer hugs. I'm so, so sorry you are going through this.

ejpetey · July 2014

I don't have a WTF that compares so I'll skip this week and just send lots of hugs to @abbyful.

NLJ82 · July 2014

Wicked22 said:

My WTF is kind of lame but here it goes. WTF BF for coming to bed at 1:45am and knowing your waking me up by snuggling up to me and putting your arm under my head. Then I have to get up to pee and so does the dog since she sleeps next to me and you work her up too but you wont take her out because that just how you are. So I let her outside after I empty my bladder and she takes so long this time that m/s thought it was my normal wake up time and has me puking for 5 mins. Then when I finally get back to bed I'm fully awake. I try to get back to sleep but can't because your snoring and also decided that your going to continue to snuggle with me even though I need room for tossing and turning. Also it doesn't help that i'm at the edge of the bed, so of my nice big king size bed you have decided that we are only going to sleep on not even half of it.

Hello? Were you at my house last night? O_o DH decided to profess his love for me in mid slumber at about 2am this morning. He rolled over, wedged his whole arm under my head (which to me feels as comfortable as resting on a rolling pin), flung the other arm over me and in a drunken voice said "I love you" about 63 times in a row. By then I'm obviously awake and the dog is up and going nuts with his toys and now I have to pee and can't get up and when I finally do break free DH, still half asleep, acts offended because "He just loves me and wants to hug but I'm leaving...why?"

mander82 · July 2014

WTF co worker always looking at my computer screen and making comments. Quit being so fuckin nosy. I don't fucking nebshit at what you are doing on your computer and even if I happen to see something, I PRETEND LIKE I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING............I don't ask you questions about it!!!

jlove253 · July 2014

Oh carrots suck to puke. Boo.

tinkerbell1658 · July 2014

WTF.....

Dog- im covered in sneezes

Ds- im covered in watermelon juices too. Youre also being a brat/not listening/being stubborn.

Lo- will you move a bit more today?

Belly- can you please make me look pregnant and not just fat? I mean i am 5 months now and the few other women due around me have cute bumps.

.....i know not to compare but its hard not to!!

Baby father- where are you? Its been about 1 1/2 weeks.....

Family- you suck. Just being general

Thats it for now. Though probably could add hormones cuz i sound a lil cranky....lol

SugarSnap83 · July 2014

WTF poop! Come out!!

cindyNmark2010 · July 2014

WTF DH?? I was really really super looking forward to reheating the leftover plain sicilian pizza for dinner since we order you and SS sausage topping that gives me heartburn and you flipping ate it all after I passed out the other night. All of it?! And then you wrap up all of your flipping sausage slices, so I think it's my plain left?! Jerk.

ckwick · July 2014

abbyful said:
WTF, how can someone be okay enough to walk themselves in to the hospital and end up not coming back out?

Seriously, though! Blows my mind!

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