WTF Wednesday

bumpuser10309732 · July 2014

Let's get it out ladies!

Wino411 · July 2014

WTF groin pain... WHY!?!? just WHY!?!?

bumpuser10309732 · July 2014

WTF dude at work who likes to go over my head for everything! What is so hard about asking me first? When I confront you, why must you be so full of shit?

[Deleted User] · July 2014

WTF engineer at work that just announced in front of a contractor that the contractor needed to wait because said engineer needed to catch up on current events in the bathroom. He then walked out with his iPad. Came back 5 minutes later and announced it was a false alarm.

Gross, nobody needs to know your bathroom habits.

pnwlover12 · July 2014

Some of you may remember me bitching about a FB invite we received for a house warming party with close to 200 people invited. But now, not only has the host started a new post in the evite asking everyone to write down what food item they're bringing, but she has also started countdown posts; "only 10 days, 6 hours and 42 min!!!!"

Barf.

MissMandyD · July 2014

WTF work....for freaking everyone out by calling an all staff meeting for first thing this morning after everyone had gone home last night. I spent the night speculating about what kind of massive announcement requires an emergency last minute meeting of the entire staff. Hope I still have a job after the meeting.

Syllessa · July 2014

Wtf Braxton hicks? You been coming at a steady pace of 5-6 per hour since last night, but as soon as I get in to the damn clinic you stop completely? You make me look stupid. I hate you.

vrj0522 · July 2014

MissMandyD said:

WTF work....for freaking everyone out by calling an all staff meeting for first thing this morning after everyone had gone home last night. I spent the night speculating about what kind of massive announcement requires an emergency last minute meeting of the entire staff. Hope I still have a job after the meeting.

Yikes! That's definitely scary!

MrsL2B · July 2014

WTF doctors who all want to see my blood sugar log in different formats! I'm not typing this thing up four different ways every week.

WTF slow ass morning! Why isn't it lunchtime yet?

KariAnnM 23 · July 2014

WTF mind... Why am I dreaming of taking my 13 year old son to the bar and helping him get a fake ID two nights ago and dreaming of murderous plots last night!?!?!! Can you please get you stuff together and let me dream of happy things instead of all this creepy stuff?

lrobi13 · July 2014

WTF...cute little dog. I got home from work feeling like ten tons of crap and notice that my little dog is shaking and very clingy. He wouldn't eat or drink (he didn't even want the treat or peanut butter I was tempting him with). All he wanted to do was curl up in my lap.

I was so worried and the miraculously at 10:30 he was all the sudden better. Thankful that he is okay and I am a work and not the vet but dang you had me all upset (like crying and wondering if I needed to take him to the emergency clinic) and now you are totally fine.

DreadGamerWife · July 2014

WTF DH's father. DH's BIL passed away several weeks ago and it was DH's father's job to inform DH's side of the the family. Did he contact us - no (we found out via facebook several days later and too late to arrange to attend the funeral). But given our strained relationship that with man and his idea of priorities, not a surprise. However, he never contacted DH's Grandmother about the passing and she didn't find out until this past weekend.

Somehow, he did find the time to send multiple e-mails complaining about our choice of cribs and badgering us to change our mind (to pick a more expensive crib - just to make him feel good about spending money on us). Um, no thanks. The drama that comes with you is not worth accepting your gifts.

hgielrebmik · July 2014

I'm feeling super annoyed with DH's friend and his FI. DH's friend asked him to be a groomsman in early September. They have since decided that rather than getting married locally (where they both live and their families and friends live), to get married 6 1/2 hours away. I am less than trilled about DH going away for the weekend when I am 9 months along and leaving me alone with DD and DS when I'll feel like a beached whale. Also, I'm a little ticked about the money we are having to spend on this wedding between tux rental (which he has changed his mind about 3 times), gas, hotel, meals, and a gift. There are other things I would much rather spend our money on with a new baby coming. (Plus, his FI is super high maintenance and I don't think it will last.) Okay.... selfish rant over.

bumpuser10309732 · July 2014

@DreadGamerWife so sorry for your loss. His dad sounds like a real McAsshole! I had a friend pass away that I was close to and I didn't find out she was gone until 2 months later because her family didn't have the decency to tell anyone.

MrsTinMKE · July 2014

WTF - why am I so hungry today!! I have eaten a breakfast sandwich, uncrustable PB & J and a spinach smoothie and I am still starving! Glad it is almost lunch time.... Grr @Bazingabee - I am having this issue as well! thought it was all me!!

victoria+james · July 2014

WTF friend! You spring that you're getting married in less than a month, request that we bring out own chairs, food, and drinks... Then you ask for money instead of gifts in a very grabby and demanding way (like texted me to make sure I knew even though it was on the "Mario Brothers" themed invite already), asked for money at your bridal shower (for which there was less than 1 week notice), then did a cash dance at the wedding.

All the while you've been saying that all this money you need is for your move. Then the day after the wedding you announce that you've decided not to move after all!

I'm not going to dictate how you can or can't spend your money... but this whole thing really rubs me the wrong way when my gift amount covered the cost of your entire reception. *To be clear, it isn't that I was overly generous - more that they spent nothing on their wedding. Think crepe paper streamers at a backyard BBQ*

MrsL2B · July 2014

@DreadGamerWife‌ I'm not even sure there's a word for that kind of neglectfulness!

@bazingabee‌ I've been having awful insomnia like that for the past couple of weeks. It's crazy-making!

mickeydoo · July 2014

apk4 said:
WTF engineer at work that just announced in front of a contractor that the contractor needed to wait because said engineer needed to catch up on current events in the bathroom. He then walked out with his iPad. Came back 5 minutes later and announced it was a false alarm.

Gross, nobody needs to know your bathroom habits.

Ewwwww!

nightowl1989 · July 2014

WTF face? As if it's not bad enough that I'm breaking out in places I didn't even know you could get pimples, I now have blood spots all over my cheeks, temples, and eyelids from violently losing my breakfast yesterday. I look like friggin' Morgan Freeman over here!

Oh and here's one I've been saving especially for today: WTF boss! As if it wasn't bad enough that you had NO idea where I was on Friday despite the fact that it was on the calendar that I had an OB appt, you didn't even have the balls to call me directly--you delegate it to one of my coworkers... Strike One! AND THEN you call me ON MY DAY OF LEAVE to ask where I am when it was in the calendar, the recall roster, the paperwork was with the right people, AND almost everyone in the office knew about it except apparently you... Strike Two! I am quickly losing patience with you. Don't expect me to be so nice if you call me while I'm in labor because you think I should be at work.

SusieBW · July 2014

WTF DH? The only allergy medicine I can take is Zyrtec, and we ran out 2 days ago. I don't have a BJ's membership to go any buy it (seriously, it's not even worth buying it anywhere else when it's $15 for 300 pills there), so I NEED YOU TO PLEASE GO! My allergies are completely killing me this week.

DreadGamerWife · July 2014

@MRSbabe614 @TicketTuesday @MrsL2B‌ Thanks! The man is a piece of work. In fact, we intentionally did not invite him to our wedding 7 years ago. It is really sad as DH honestly misses his Mother and would like Schroeder to get to know her paternal grandmother as she grows up. But the price isn't worth it.

nightowl1989 · July 2014

And the list keeps growing...

WTF H why are you being such a baby about going to pick the cat up and bring her home? They close at 5 and I know the grocery store closes at 6, but it will take 15 mins to get her and bring her home. We would've had enough time if you hadn't thrown a fit before deciding to play your stupid video game 30 mins ago. I'm glued to the toilet or I'd say let's do both, separately.

[Deleted User] · July 2014

nightowl1989 said:

And the list keeps growing... WTF H why are you being such a baby about going to pick the cat up and bring her home? They close at 5 and I know the grocery store closes at 6, but it will take 15 mins to get her and bring her home. We would've had enough time if you hadn't thrown a fit before deciding to play your stupid video game 30 mins ago. I'm glued to the toilet or I'd say let's do both, separately.

I hid FI's video games until he finishes the closet and dresser in the nursery. Maybe your H's games could go missing?!

MrsSinner402 · July 2014

WTF RLP? You are almost debilitating today. Ouch.. :-<

erinchrisitne424 · July 2014

WTF potential house: inspection wasn't anything to say a definite no but you sure have a laundry list of things wrong with you! About ready to out the kabosh on that one.

Dani0329 · July 2014

WTF work, please don't schedule me to see over 8 hr of patients 5 days a week, but saying no overtime is approved.... What would you have me do?

Saragoeswest · July 2014

WTF little dog of mine?! You are two now and you are still terrible around other people and dogs.

CherylB1201 · July 2014

DH has been stressing about money because we are moving this month and have a lot of expensive things coming up. Also, I've been complaining that my car is a piece (but it's paid off!!) and my ac only works minimally. It's been over 100 degrees every day this week and I have a 1 hr commute. Well, he tells me last night that he got an offer to trade in his 2009 truck for a 2014. I lost it on him. He's been stressing me out about $ and he knows how much a hate my car, but can deal with it for now and he's going to talk about trading in his perfectly good truck with awesome ac for a newer one for him? Ooooh, I was hot! I still don't like him this morning.

keenkamsmom · July 2014

I'm late but WTF coworker who after finding out I'm pregnant decided to say "I hope you're taking care of yourself. You're no spring chicken anymore you know". Ummmm thanks I've done this twice before and I'm pretty sure I know what I need to do and thanks for pointing out that I'm old since after all you're old enough to be my mother!!!

kristine1989 · July 2014

wtf people who tell me they never puked during their pregnancies. How does that even make me feel better?! I'm almost in my third trimester and still puking, I'm just done.

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