July 2012 Moms

A little late night funny... kind of TMI

zyaszyas member
edited July 2014 in July 2012 Moms
So this just happened...

I was just in the bathroom brushing my teeth and my H walked in and was talking to me. I got distracted by the way my boobs looked in this tank top I was wearing and my H was like "what are you doing?". I pushed my boobs up and said "I just noticed how good my boobs actually look in this shirt, and I haven't even bought a new bra yet - this is my old one". He says "stop seducing me". I start laughing and turn away to continue brushing my teeth. My H then changes subjects (which is completely normal) and suddenly says "I just thought of a really funny name for a Hobbit porn star....Dildo Gaggins". I stopped for a second while I registered what he had just said then I laughed so hard I almost fell over. Yep, that's us. Sorrynotsorry

Re: A little late night funny... kind of TMI

  • I love it lol
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  • I wish I had boobs! I am still nursing and am flatter than flat. LO must have sucked the little bit of boobs I used to have right out of me.
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  • zyaszyas member

    I wish I had boobs! I am still nursing and am flatter than flat. LO must have sucked the little bit of boobs I used to have right out of me.

    @ashleynaka‌ oh I am pretty flat too! But I was before I got pregnant too. Thank goodness for push up bras!! That's what I was so amazed with- how my bra actually made it look like I had boobs :)
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