Funny pregnancy brain story

bigtuna486 · July 2014

I got to work and realized I forgot to put a bra on. Extra perky nipples + a thin fabric dress = a very long day. Guess I won't be getting up from my desk today. At least it gave my DH a good laugh!

michelle142 · July 2014

I almost got into the wrong car after my Dr. appt earlier this week.

To be fair, it was the EXACT same car and it was parked right next to mine.

I got really irritated for a minute thinking my key fob was broken.

boxerrrmama85 · July 2014

I was asked to give a urine sample at the doctor's office yesterday. Mid stream and halfway through I remembered that I was supposed to be peeing in a cup!!!! I tried with all my might to stop peeing and managed to squeeze 3 drops into the cup-- for some reason at the end of the appt they asked me if I could manage an extra urine sample.... Oops....

mkrk227 · July 2014

I just went to drink my water from my water bottle and the lid wasn't on. It now looks like I peed myself.....I have another hour and half of work.

DronkeyGal · July 2014

Oh god. I would die if I forgot my bra!!! So embarrassing. Today I forgot my voicemail password at work for a good hour. It's my freaking birthday! How could I forget? Lord. I also forgot the PIN number to my debit card last month and then left my debit card at a restaurant. Not good that I keep forgetting all these numbers and I work in accounting. Yikes!

mommy510 · July 2014

I forgot to zip my pants up and my undies had this bow in the front. It poked right out of my zipper and I was walking around like that for who knows how long until my sister looks over and says, "Ummm, nice bow?" I actually knew exactly what she was talking about.