So this just happened...
I was just in the bathroom brushing my teeth and my H walked in and was talking to me. I got distracted by the way my boobs looked in this tank top I was wearing and my H was like "what are you doing?". I pushed my boobs up and said "I just noticed how good my boobs actually look in this shirt, and I haven't even bought a new bra yet - this is my old one". He says "stop seducing me". I start laughing and turn away to continue brushing my teeth. My H then changes subjects (which is completely normal) and suddenly says "I just thought of a really funny name for a Hobbit porn star....Dildo Gaggins". I stopped for a second while I registered what he had just said then I laughed so hard I almost fell over. Yep, that's us. Sorrynotsorry
Re: A little late night funny... kind of TMI