Are you like Jesus Toast? Are you cousins? Can you grant wishes too?
Sincerely, Punky
Dear Punky,
Fvck that poseur Jesus Toast. I kid! Jesus Toast is my homeboy. We often lie back on our clouds laughing at the_hated whilst eating pickles and unicorn farts.
they're tastier than you would think, those unicorn farts.
Are you like Jesus Toast? Are you cousins? Can you grant wishes too?
Sincerely, Punky
Dear Punky,
Fvck that poseur Jesus Toast. I kid! Jesus Toast is my homeboy. We often lie back on our clouds laughing at the_hated whilst eating pickles and unicorn farts.
they're tastier than you would think, those unicorn farts.
Love,
Christ On A Bike.
Dear Christ on a Bike,
Can you and Jesus toast help my friend miss mod have her baby? She's feeling awful down and she might like some unicorn farts as well... as long as they are tasty and induce labor.
Re: Favorite new catch phrase ala Pretty_Helmet
Really? I was loving her *waddles furiously*. Really captures the essence of me these days.
Dear Christ on a bike,
Are you like Jesus Toast? Are you cousins? Can you grant wishes too?
Sincerely,
Punky
Dear Punky,
Fvck that poseur Jesus Toast. I kid! Jesus Toast is my homeboy. We often lie back on our clouds laughing at the_hated whilst eating pickles and unicorn farts.
they're tastier than you would think, those unicorn farts.
Love,
Christ On A Bike.
*insert heavenly sound of angels singing "ahhhhhhh"*
this made me LOL
Dear Christ on a Bike,
Can you and Jesus toast help my friend miss mod have her baby? She's feeling awful down and she might like some unicorn farts as well... as long as they are tasty and induce labor.
Gawsh, Thanks a million!
Punky