3rd Trimester

All of my friends, my sister, and cousins

are at this fabulous party in a penthouse in midtown manhattan texting me being like "we miss you" or "why aren't you here"

well thanks for missing me, guys.

I'm not there because it is ridiculously uncomfortable to do anything for more than five minutes at a time

plus it is such a goddamn production to go out in ny

plus i can't drink

plus i might drop a kid out at any given time.

dh fell asleep

and now i am eating ice cream cake by myself.

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