are at this fabulous party in a penthouse in midtown manhattan texting me being like "we miss you" or "why aren't you here"
well thanks for missing me, guys.
I'm not there because it is ridiculously uncomfortable to do anything for more than five minutes at a time
plus it is such a goddamn production to go out in ny
plus i can't drink
plus i might drop a kid out at any given time.
dh fell asleep
and now i am eating ice cream cake by myself.
Re: All of my friends, my sister, and cousins
you have us atleast. a bunch of hormonal, asstastic, pregnant women.
totally the same.
i would freaking give anything to be there right now.
oh, new york city on new years!!
I'm as "ass-tastic" as they come. Yay.
yah we don't go to times square bc it is an absolute clusterf*ck but the private parties or bar parties are always fun
im glad i have other pregnant hormonal people to talk to, now that dh is MIA
uhm ABSOLUTELY!!! what the hell kind of ice cream cake doesn't have cookie crunchies?!?!?!
here want some of my ice cream cake? it's good. its shaped like a football. i got it for dh's bday yesterday but hes passed out now so im eating ALL of it. every. last. bite.