July 2014 Moms

Night Club J-1-4

What's up party people? Who's awake? Anyone else sitting in the dark, in the corner, in a glider, holding a tiny human, trolling TB in the middle of the night? No? Just me?

Who's got a funny/terrifying/exciting mom-of-a-new-tiny-person or too-pregnant-to-give-a-fuck story? Any takers? Bueller?
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Re: Night Club J-1-4

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  • Hi ladies. Trying to go back to sleep before DS is up in less than 2 hours. DD has now gone from 9pm-~4am 2 nights in a row. While I love the extra sleep, I'm paranoid I'm not hearing her over the monitor and that she's been calling for me for awhile. Not sure what to do about that.

    We had a friend over when DD was about a week old. I was changing her on the coffee table, lifted her legs to get the diaper off, and got a stream of poop shooting at me. All I could do was laugh. We finally got her changing pad (originally had the wrong one, hence the changing on the coffee table) and she's since done it 2 other times. I know you always hear about boys giving you a golden shower, but I've been hit more times by various outputs from DD way more than DS and she's only 3 weeks old. 
  • I keep dreaming that I am feeding DS and then wake up covered in breast milk and start to frantically look for what I did with him...only to realize he is still sound asleep in the pnp. It's happened at least 1x a night for the past 3-4 days. I hate waking up in a panic!
  • Nursing here. We had our first real outing last night to Gma and Gpa's house. She did really well! We lost track of time and ended up having to nurse while we were there and since it's so awkward right now with no nursing bra and a nipple shield, we chose to go to another room. We are doing newborn pics today and I can't wait to see them. I'm paranoid the bloomers I bought months ago won't fit, but I have a back up tutu. Anyway, no funny stories yet since we spend most if the time on the couch these days.
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