Can I TP the weather? I understand rain is important, but it has rained pretty much every day here for weeks now. Can we get one sunny day, please? And preferably during the weekend... I want to go to the beach!
TP my slacker Gymboree teacher this morning. I know there were only two kids but still? NO activities? NO songs? You couldn't even get the f-ing parachute out and wave it around? I pay for these classes and I was kind of counting on you to help wear DD1 out a little so I can get a nap. Ridiculous.
@MamaAllison that drives me nuts too!! Swim lessons, gymnastics, soccer practice... If we are paying for it they need to do their job the whole time!!
Also, when u can tell the instructor is winging it and unprepared... gah!
@dunvilles I was pissed. She was great when we started but she's been half assing it for awhile now. Today was out of control. And the owner was sitting right there?!?
I'd like to TP the aide that decided to grab one of my students by the arm today. I teach summer school to special ed kids and the general rule is that if they're here, you don't touch them. yet she decided to grab one of my very autistic students. cue hysterical meltdown as they're trying to get on the busses.
TP to DS1's Jiu-Jitsu Coach. Seriously. He just turned 3 in March and they have him in a class with 8 year olds! I find that to be completely unfair and insanely ridiculous. Not only that, but they threw him in the class and expected him to know everything! He never had an introduction class. All of these kids are NOT new, and they are twice his age! It would be similar to tossing a child into his classroom in the middle of the school year, not knowing what anyone else knew, but still expecting that child to somehow know it all. It's really frustrating! Instead of saying, "M, I'm going to teach you how to do a somersault, step 1 is this, step 2..." The coach looked at him and said, "Do a somersault. Come on. Like the rest of the class."
I might have been tempted to TP the coach IRL... buuuut, he is a brown belt (black belt? Whichever is higher.) and he could totally kick my ass like nobody's business.
TP to ADT who "set up" my system on the 24th only for me having to call the company and ask why I can't access my account online for them to tell me its inactive.... so your pos guy was here for FOUR HOURS and left without setting up my system.... If I wanted something to just make noise I would have bought those door chimes on my own. Im just glad no one broke into my house and no one show up to help. Dicks.
TP to the stupid tourists. How hard is it to keep your civic IN the lines on the highways. Or read the speed signs. I get that some are confused by day, night,truck, and towing speeds. But Mr. Civic your not a semi, nor are you towing. The fact that your wearing sunglasses means it's not night. Go the Mother F-ing speed limit , or pull over. Going 25 in a 70 mph highways freaks me out. All I am thinking about is I will get re-ended by a logging truck with a baby on board. And every time you see wildlife, don't lock up your brakes. I'm glad your excited to see (eagle ,deer, elk, what ever) but how about pulling over, not trying to get re-ended by a 1ton truck. Even with plenty of space between us, you stoping randomly and quickly gives me a heart attack.
(End of road rage).
@Flyingtoast my lovetit was like a solidarity lovetit. That ish is annoying.
I saw it as love for a TP, not the situation KWIM. I'm still shaking from the tension and nerves of just driving home. I'm sorry if city folk aren't used to our highways or sights, but.... Lacking words appropriate .... Flat landers!
Re: TP Thursday
Also, when u can tell the instructor is winging it and unprepared... gah!
ETA: assing not adding. Let me swear iPhone!
I'd like to TP the aide that decided to grab one of my students by the arm today. I teach summer school to special ed kids and the general rule is that if they're here, you don't touch them. yet she decided to grab one of my very autistic students. cue hysterical meltdown as they're trying to get on the busses.
@Rach521 I'm freaking out about that. Totally. Unacceptable.
I might have been tempted to TP the coach IRL... buuuut, he is a brown belt (black belt? Whichever is higher.) and he could totally kick my ass like nobody's business.
This hits close to home right now.
I saw it as love for a TP, not the situation KWIM. I'm still shaking from the tension and nerves of just driving home. I'm sorry if city folk aren't used to our highways or sights, but.... Lacking words appropriate .... Flat landers!