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My theory on the_jen

cajuncutie0169cajuncutie0169
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Obviously she was a premie baby herself. That's got to be the only explanation as to why she's such a fvcking moron. Premie babies are developmentally slower than term babies right? And she's pretty goddamn slow. Now the whole wanting to switch drs so she could drink and worrying about "big genes" are starting to make sense. A$shole, you're doing it right.
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  • AngelGirlEmsAngelGirlEms
    Wanting to switch dr's so she could drink? ?I'm sooooo behind!!!
    Chad and Emily - 10/28/06 Abigail Suzanne - 1/6/09 Corbin David - 11/6/12
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  • AngelGirlEmsAngelGirlEms
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!?
    Chad and Emily - 10/28/06 Abigail Suzanne - 1/6/09 Corbin David - 11/6/12
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  • Pumpkin111Pumpkin111 member
    LOLOLOL, this has to be it...
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  • cajuncutie0169cajuncutie0169

    imageAngelGirlEms:
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!

    Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?

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  • married.commarried.com

    LOL. Good theory!

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  • AngelGirlEmsAngelGirlEms
    imagecajuncutie0169:

    imageAngelGirlEms:
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!

    Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?

    ?

    Yes, I'll just shake him really hard or put him in the microwave to calm him down....that IS what you do to calm babies, right? ?:)?

    Chad and Emily - 10/28/06 Abigail Suzanne - 1/6/09 Corbin David - 11/6/12
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  • CashewsMomCashewsMom
    My theory is little miss rich girl has some bad ventillation in the mall store she works in for the discount....
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  • cajuncutie0169cajuncutie0169
    imageAngelGirlEms:
    imagecajuncutie0169:

    imageAngelGirlEms:
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!

    Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?

     

    Yes, I'll just shake him really hard or put him in the microwave to calm him down....that IS what you do to calm babies, right?  :) 

    OMG! That reminds me! My MIL was telling us about one of her mom's friends who used to stick her kids' heads in the gas oven to make them sleepy so they'd go to bed! I couldn't believe someone would do that.

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  • PlannedChaosPlannedChaos
    imagecajuncutie0169:
    imageAngelGirlEms:
    imagecajuncutie0169:

    imageAngelGirlEms:
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!

    Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?

     

    Yes, I'll just shake him really hard or put him in the microwave to calm him down....that IS what you do to calm babies, right?  :) 

    OMG! That reminds me! My MIL was telling us about one of her mom's friends who used to stick her kids' heads in the gas oven to make them sleepy so they'd go to bed! I couldn't believe someone would do that.

    OMG.  Please tell me you are kidding.

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  • Roothie427Roothie427
    imagecajuncutie0169:
    imageAngelGirlEms:
    imagecajuncutie0169:

    imageAngelGirlEms:
    BTW, I'm going to steal Parker, he's just too super cute!

    Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?

     

    Yes, I'll just shake him really hard or put him in the microwave to calm him down....that IS what you do to calm babies, right?  :) 

    OMG! That reminds me! My MIL was telling us about one of her mom's friends who used to stick her kids' heads in the gas oven to make them sleepy so they'd go to bed! I couldn't believe someone would do that.

    Tongue Tied wow....

    Some people are just gems!

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  • alimarie1985alimarie1985
    omg this cant be true........but my granny used to swing my mom by her feet to put her to speel when she was an infant
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