Obviously she was a premie baby herself. That's got to be the only explanation as to why she's such a fvcking moron. Premie babies are developmentally slower than term babies right? And she's pretty goddamn slow. Now the whole wanting to switch drs so she could drink and worrying about "big genes" are starting to make sense. A$shole, you're doing it right.
Re: My theory on the_jen
Bwahahaha! He's in the living room screaming up a shitstorm with his dad right now. He's got gas and won't sleep. I'm "napping" right now lol. Still want him?
LOL. Good theory!
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Yes, I'll just shake him really hard or put him in the microwave to calm him down....that IS what you do to calm babies, right? ?:)?
OMG! That reminds me! My MIL was telling us about one of her mom's friends who used to stick her kids' heads in the gas oven to make them sleepy so they'd go to bed! I couldn't believe someone would do that.
OMG. Please tell me you are kidding.
Some people are just gems!