I pray everytime

Mr&MrsMTA · July 2014

I pray every time I stand up my water would just break already or I would start having real contractions not the BH anymore

Due on the 14th, 6 days to go I get my first internal check tomorrow to see where I am and if needed schedule an eviction.

Sorry you don't have to comment I am just having my little "I don't want to be preg anymore pity party"

Skeemer · July 2014

Mr&MrsMTA said:
I pray every time I stand up my water would just break already or I would start having real contractions not the BH anymore

Due on the 14th, 6 days to go I get my first internal check tomorrow to see where I am and if needed schedule an eviction.

Sorry you don't have to comment I am just having my little "I don't want to be preg anymore pity party"

Don't be concerned with us feeling compelled to comment. We won't let you down.

Skeemer · July 2014

Lol @jessafish - you know I have mad skilz.

emineminem · July 2014

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Check it out. It's the best place to bunni!

Ametko04 · July 2014

I'm due the 13th I completely understand! I'm only 2 cm dilated and if he doesn't come on his own I am scheduled for induction July 22

Skeemer · July 2014

Ametko04 said:

I'm due the 13th I completely understand! I'm only 2 cm dilated and if he doesn't come on his own I am scheduled for induction July 22

An eviction or an induction?

cakebatter27 · July 2014

Oh no...we HAVE to comment.
.I'm pretty sure we ALL are hoping our water breaks at this point. Thursday the latest person due in July will be 37 weeks. Smh.

BBColt78 · July 2014

I think there are a lot of mommas who would give anything for that to happen.

I also think there are a lot of mommas who wished to carry full term.

How do you schedule an eviction?

BBColt78 · July 2014

cko521 said:

BBColt78 said:

I think there are a lot of mommas who would give anything for that to happen.

I also think there are a lot of mommas who wished to carry full term.

How do you schedule an eviction?

You send an eviction notice obviously.

Ok right. I wasn't sure if you like sent it to baby via ultrasound, just tapped it to your stomach, insert in the vag? So many options.

cuntasaurusrex · July 2014

BBColt78 said:

cko521 said:

BBColt78 said:

I think there are a lot of mommas who would give anything for that to happen.

I also think there are a lot of mommas who wished to carry full term.

How do you schedule an eviction?

You send an eviction notice obviously.

Ok right. I wasn't sure if you like sent it to baby via ultrasound, just tapped it to your stomach, insert in the vag? So many options.

I'm pretty sure there's some sort of tube that you hold near the vag and it'll get sucked right up and into the ute, like the bank tubes.

Skeemer · July 2014

aliletz said:

BBColt78 said:

cko521 said:

BBColt78 said:

I think there are a lot of mommas who would give anything for that to happen.

I also think there are a lot of mommas who wished to carry full term.

How do you schedule an eviction?

You send an eviction notice obviously.

Ok right. I wasn't sure if you like sent it to baby via ultrasound, just tapped it to your stomach, insert in the vag? So many options.

I'm pretty sure there's some sort of tube that you hold near the vag and it'll get sucked right up and into the ute, like the bank tubes.

You guise are soooo dense...do I even HAVE to explain the real purpose of the umbilical cord?! You shove the eviction notice into your belly button. DUR.

Skeemer · July 2014

@Jessafish - absolutely it does! It runs from our belly buttons to the baby's belly buttons. That's how belly buttons are made.

I'm so glad you have me so I can help you understand the ways of God & science. I can see I have a lot to help you with... :P

BBColt78 · July 2014

Skeemer said:

aliletz said:

BBColt78 said:

cko521 said:

BBColt78 said:

I think there are a lot of mommas who would give anything for that to happen.

I also think there are a lot of mommas who wished to carry full term.

How do you schedule an eviction?

You send an eviction notice obviously.

Ok right. I wasn't sure if you like sent it to baby via ultrasound, just tapped it to your stomach, insert in the vag? So many options.

I'm pretty sure there's some sort of tube that you hold near the vag and it'll get sucked right up and into the ute, like the bank tubes.

You guise are soooo dense...do I even HAVE to explain the real purpose of the umbilical cord?! You shove the eviction notice into your belly button. DUR.

I don't know. I think the bank tube idea sounds more accurate. The umbilical cord is a little like a bungee jump cord should baby attempt at a drop when you are standing. Then it kinda does a bounce dangle. That's how I envision it.

My eviction notice is scheduled for tomorrow night. Sending DH to Chase to get us a bank tube. Yay!

Edit: @ make comprehension easy