Would you rather?

KingLED · July 2014

Would you rather fuck with someones head, or give them actual helpful advice that they could have easily found on their own?

**Add your own would you rather question. When replying just make sure to quote whatever question you're replying to.

KingLED · July 2014

DarcyHermione said:

EllyD14 said:

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Give them actual advice.

Would you rather eat a dish you really hated or hang out with a person you really hated?

Definitely eat something I hated. Prison is way worse than a bad taste in my mouth for a few minutes.

WestCoastGirl05 · July 2014

EllyD14 said:

Would you rather fuck with someones head, or give them actual helpful advice that they could have easily found on their own?

It really depends on the person and the situation - but I will admit that fucking with someones head is waaaaaaay more entertianing!!!

**Would you rather....spend a night out partying with all your girl friends - or have a quiet night in with just a couple of your closest friends?**

theholmanherd · July 2014

DarcyHermione said:

EllyD14 said:

Would you rather fuck with someones head, or give them actual helpful advice that they could have easily found on their own?

Give them actual advice.

Would you rather eat a dish you really hated or hang out with a person you really hated?

Well, the person I have the most serious hate relationship with doesn't speak to me, even when we're in the same room. She just sits there reading a book. So, if I had something to do, like read, I would choose that. It would be silent and then it would be over. I might actually get stuff done.

Edit: I'm aware of the multiple grammar offenses, but in my defense, I was distracted.

KingLED · July 2014

WestCoastGirl05 said:
**Would you rather....spend a night out partying with all your girl friends - or have a quiet night in with just a couple of your closest friends?**

I would rather go out with all my girl friends, but only because I don't actually have "girl friends" and the only female people I talk to are from the internet. And I would love to go party with my internet friends!

KingLED · July 2014

WhoCanItBeNow said:
Oh. I call this Saturday night with DH's family.

But would you rather eat a meal you hated or have your shitty Saturday night?

WestCoastGirl05 · July 2014

DarcyHermione said:

EllyD14 said:

Would you rather fuck with someones head, or give them actual helpful advice that they could have easily found on their own?

Give them actual advice.

Would you rather eat a dish you really hated or hang out with a person you really hated?

I would rather eat a dish I hated. I have a hard time faking hatred towards people, that sounds like torture!

KingLED · July 2014

WhoCanItBeNow said:

EllyD14 said:

WhoCanItBeNow said:
Oh. I call this Saturday night with DH's family.

But would you rather eat a meal you hated or have your shitty Saturday night?

It's only an hour. And if that makes a night shitty, I guess I have a horrible life.

Because one shitty night a week makes the rest of your life equally shitty? That doesn't even make sense.

KingLED · July 2014

WhoCanItBeNow said:

EllyD14 said:

WhoCanItBeNow said:

EllyD14 said:

WhoCanItBeNow said:
Oh. I call this Saturday night with DH's family.

But would you rather eat a meal you hated or have your shitty Saturday night?

It's only an hour. And if that makes a night shitty, I guess I have a horrible life.

Because one shitty night a week makes the rest of your life equally shitty? That doesn't even make sense.

Why does having to put on a nice face for an hour make the entire night shitty?

I was assuming the question was asking if I was in a room with a person I hated. As in just the two of us. Sure, if I was hanging out with a group and some of those people I didn't hate it wouldn't be shitty at all.

KingLED · July 2014

bibliothecary said:

MrsRexManing said:

You guys are thinking too hard about this.

Would you rather: think too hard about this, or have to spend time over at BBC?

Think too hard about this. Easy. I love thinking things through to the point of absurdity.

Also, what does the first B in BBC stand for?

KingLED · July 2014

WhoCanItBeNow said:
I'm sorry you can't put on a fake smile and that one hour would ruin your entire day?

So now a Saturday night is an entire day? Also, we're so far away from the actual point of the question I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be arguing for or against. So, that's fun.

KingLED · July 2014

DarcyHermione said:

Damn it I didn't know this would be such a hard question. Sorry, guys.

Way to break the game!

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

Would you rather get drunk every day for a year or stay sober for a full year.

**drunk doesn't have to mean shit faced, but it is past tipsy every single night

***ETA No chance of alcoholism, booze is free but cheap. But you will have hangovers If you drink too much

KingLED · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

Would you rather get drunk every day for a year or stay sober for a full year. **drunk doesn't have to mean shit faced, but it is past tipsy every single night

I would rather stay sober for a full year. I think if I got drunk every day for a year I would be a raging alcoholic with no chance of turning back by the end.

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

EllyD14 said:

DaBearsFansWife said:

Would you rather get drunk every day for a year or stay sober for a full year.

**drunk doesn't have to mean shit faced, but it is past tipsy every single night

I would rather stay sober for a full year. I think if I got drunk every day for a year I would be a raging alcoholic with no chance of turning back by the end.
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But wait. No chance of alcoholism AND the booze is free

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

bibliothecary said:
I would get drunk every day. I don't get hangovers, so I think I'd be okay.

Would you rather: have true love and be poor, or marry rich and only kinda like him/her?

True love and be poor. Already living it and is not too bad

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

NellyBluth said:
Would you rather shit glitter or pee drinkable vodka?

Pee drinkable vodka. Sell that shit.

KingLED · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

DaBearsFansWife said:

Would you rather get drunk every day for a year or stay sober for a full year. **drunk doesn't have to mean shit faced, but it is past tipsy every single night

I would rather stay sober for a full year. I think if I got drunk every day for a year I would be a raging alcoholic with no chance of turning back by the end.
---------------------- But wait. No chance of alcoholism AND the booze is free

Oh, then yes. Drunk every fucking day. Please.

KingLED · July 2014

NellyBluth said:

Would you rather shit glitter or pee drinkable vodka?

Is this even a question? Who would want to shit glitter?

Wait, does the vodka burn when you pee?

KingLED · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

I would get drunk every day. I don't get hangovers, so I think I'd be okay.

Would you rather: have true love and be poor, or marry rich and only kinda like him/her?
True love and be poor. Already living it and is not too bad

This exactly. H drives me crazy enough as it is. I couldn't imaging how awful it would be if I only kind of liked him.

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

WhoCanItBeNow said:

DaBearsFansWife said:

Would you rather get drunk every day for a year or stay sober for a full year.

**drunk doesn't have to mean shit faced, but it is past tipsy every single night

***ETA No chance of alcoholism, booze is free but cheap. But you will have hangovers If you drink too much

NellyBluth said:

Would you rather shit glitter or pee drinkable vodka?

How are there even questions on either of these?

I now know where the free alcohol is coming from in the first question!

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Dude, the booze one is hard for me. I love drinking but I'm not sure i would enjoy being drunk every single fucking day.

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

WYR be illiterate or know everything

ToryKate · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

WYR be illiterate or know everything

All knowing for sure. I am so into movies that capitalize on that idea, like the new scarlet johansen one where she uses 100% of her brain.

Would you rather be beautiful and poor or rich and unattractive (and no using your $ to buy a pretty face).

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

ToryKate said:

DaBearsFansWife said:

WYR be illiterate or know everything

All knowing for sure. I am so into movies that capitalize on that idea, like the new scarlet johansen one where she uses 100% of her brain.

Would you rather be beautiful and poor or rich and unattractive (and no using your $ to buy a pretty face).

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Depends, can my husband be rich for me? Hellloooooo trophy wife status!

ToryKate · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

DaBearsFansWife said:

WYR be illiterate or know everything

All knowing for sure. I am so into movies that capitalize on that idea, like the new scarlet johansen one where she uses 100% of her brain.

Would you rather be beautiful and poor or rich and unattractive (and no using your $ to buy a pretty face).
------------------------------------------- Depends, can my husband be rich for me? Hellloooooo trophy wife status!

Hmm, I would say no. You either get to live with beauty or buckets of money, but not both.

ToryKate · July 2014

bibliothecary said:

MrsRexManing said:

starbuck27 said:

NellyBluth said:

Would you rather shit glitter or pee drinkable vodka?

shit glitter.

Ditto. I don't want to drink warm vodka from my pee hole.

I assume you could chill it.

Biblio your siggy under the comments about pissing vodka is too much. I LOLed and scared the dog.

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

WYR know you had to wait one more year to get pregnant or have a child every year for the next five years

MamaBina · July 2014

EllyD14 said:

DarcyHermione said:

EllyD14 said:

x

Give them actual advice.

Would you rather eat a dish you really hated or hang out with a person you really hated?

Definitely eat something I hated. Prison is way worse than a bad taste in my mouth for a few minutes.

@EllyD14 your response gets all the wins. Because it is hilarious.

I would absolutely rather eat something I hated. Its called mouthwash. Boom. Gone.

DaBearsFansWife · July 2014

WYR live like Mother Theresa (poor and self sacrificing) and know you had a meaningful life or live like Scrooge (rich but never helping others) and know your life was wasted

willowprincess · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

WYR live like Mother Theresa (poor and self sacrificing) and know you had a meaningful life or live like Scrooge (rich but never helping others) and know your life was wasted

Mother Theresa for sure

WolFox · July 2014

I'm still stuck on the shit glitter situation:

How condensed is this glitter? Is it like "poof"! Every time? Will I fart glitter too? Will it stick to my whole bathroom (and buttocks, and therefore clothing, face, etc.)? Because glitter gets everywhere dammit.... But how does it come out? Is it loose like the 'poof' I mentioned earlier? Is it a solid glitter ball? How is it held together? Is it poo mixed with glitter? What is the glitter to poo/binding material ratio? How big are the pieces of glitter? Will they be sharp? Will they hurt? Will it tear my delicate asshole? I don't want more tears in my delicate asshole.

These are important questions.

WolFox · July 2014

Also:

Pregnant in One Year

Eat something I hate (although it may depend on how much... are we talking a few bites? Are we talking a normal food item that I just don't like or some Fear Factor bullshit?)

Mother Theresa (this one isn't about the money, it's about internal happiness...)

Ugly and Rich

Poor but in love

Sober for One year

Would you rather: Have your dream job, but it's located in a strange country* that speaks a different language OR a job you hate but you're located in your ideal US local.

*strange country could mean different things to different people.... basically think of the top fifteen countries/areas you would want to move to, and know that it's NOT one of those...

**also: maybe your dream job is to be a SAHM. In this case, imagine your partner gets the dream job.

***Move out of the country includes you, SO and kid(s) and a nice place to live.

MrsGreen92014 · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:
WYR know you had to wait one more year to get pregnant or have a child every year for the next five years

As long as money wasn't an issue and I knew I could feed and care for 5 kids I do it.

Robi1 · July 2014

DaBearsFansWife said:

WYR know you had to wait one more year to get pregnant or have a child every year for the next five years

100% five kids! I want six anyway. Not necessarily six in six years, but I'd rather have the guarantee that all those kids will happen easily than wait a year for the next one and who knows how much longer for all the rest.

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