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The day someone shit their pants in my chair.

housewifehairhousewifehair member
in November 2013 Moms
I decided the story needed its own thread. So ever since I started working for Regis salons, I heard about a disgusting little creature that would go around to different locations, shit himself, and get off on it. I always thought it was a bogus story until one unfortunate afternoon.

He was a small man, no taller than 5'5, unkempt looking and portly. He sat in my chair and after we discussed business, he immediately started asking me if something stank. I politely replied no, even though he did. As much as I tried to start up other conversations, he just kept going back to that same question, "Do I stink?".

All of a sudden it hit me, this is the man I had always heard stories about. He asks "Do I stink?" one more time and finally I said "Yes, something smells awful.". He then proceeds to ask "What does it smell like, describe it to me?". Finally, I turn the chair around, look him in the eye, and say "I know exactly who you are, I know exactly what you do, you need to leave this place right now and never come back.". He stood up, ripped the Cape off of him, and turned so I could clearly see that he soiled his khaki pants.

Then the asshole asks for a hug. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!? I lost it and yelled "Get the hell out of here you disgusting little perv!" He left with the shit dripping behind him and that was the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!




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  • megswenmegswen member
    What in the world?!
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  • fitmama418fitmama418 member
    What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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  • Ninjamama86Ninjamama86 member
    That is crazy!!! How has he not be arrested??
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  • Jennybabe0706Jennybabe0706 member
    Oh.My.God.  I don't even know what I would have done.  How disgusting!
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  • PeachsMamaPeachsMama member
    That's insane.
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  • fitmama418fitmama418 member
    LJGS1010 said:
    What I want to know is.....

    How did he get the timing so spot on every time?

    :P
    EL. OH. EL.
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  • cagoldicagoldi member
    LJGS1010 said:

    What I want to know is.....

    How did he get the timing so spot on every time?

    :P

    My thoughts exactly!
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  • mwhipple77mwhipple77 member
    cagoldi said:

    LJGS1010 said:

    What I want to know is.....

    How did he get the timing so spot on every time?

    :P

    My thoughts exactly!
    I think men can shit on command. Anytime. Anywhere.

    I read this thread to my DH and he thought it was pretty funny!
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  • cagoldicagoldi member
    So, do you hear from any former colleagues that this hideous little troll is still at it?
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  • AmcabbottAmcabbott member
    Ahhh! What?!?! Poor you!! :-\ I'm so sorry this happened to you! *blech*
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  • housewifehairhousewifehair member
    cagoldi said:

    So, do you hear from any former colleagues that this hideous little troll is still at it?

    As far as I know, I was the last target at a Regis Salon, thank God!!!!
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  • cagoldicagoldi member
    I'm curious who was tasked with cleaning up after him?
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  • Lindsayloring1Lindsayloring1 member
    edited July 2014
    I am almost positive that after you told this guy to leave, he just packed his shit (ha) and came to Dallas. When I worked at AT&T, a guy came into my store twice and did the same thing. Left a shit trail from my counter all the way out the door. Craziest thing ever!! TWICE.

    No love story here, just fond memories of working in retail.

    ETA- spell check

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  • housewifehairhousewifehair member
    flitterin said:

    Noooooooo! Good for you for telling him to GTFO!

    I used to work for GAP/Banana in their call center and we had a guy who would call and try to get us to say belly button then would have a very loud orgasm and hang up. I love creepy customer stories!

    EW! I don't even think 40% of people out there are normal, maybe 20%?
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  • housewifehairhousewifehair member
    cagoldi said:

    I'm curious who was tasked with cleaning up after him?

    The area supervisor was great at the time and came by to help. The chair cushions were thrown out and several gallons of bleach were purchased that day!
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  • housewifehairhousewifehair member
    CaiShov said:

    I used to work at Starbucks when I was younger and one time a customer smeared their poop on the bathroom walls. And the store was in a really upscale suburb, it was so gross and weird.

    Could you imagine being the one to discover this? I hope you weren't!
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  • housewifehairhousewifehair member
    trtlcrzy said:

    I have some friends that worked at tanning salons and they told me people would pee and/or poop in the beds. I would never be able to show my face in that establishment again if it was me. But it also made me pack my own little lysol sanitizer spray and use that before I tan anymore (I never go tanning).

    If I ever found a baked on turd, I'd just walk out. Just...no.

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  • kailapopkailapop member
    When I worked at a tanning salon way back in the day. There were a few men that would jerk off in the beds and leave their cum for us to clean up. So. Gross.
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