WTF WEDNESDAY!

Danielle0989 · July 2014

Danielle0989 · July 2014

WTF allergies?! Where did you come from?! I woke up this morning not able to breathe out of my right nostril. GOOD TIMES!

kshare18 · July 2014

WTF is wrong with me? I need to pull it together. I stain my shirt EVERY morning with coffee or cereal. You would think I would learn and not get dressed until after I've eaten. Nope. I go through so many clothes.

Also, apparently, I cannot wipe anymore, at all! I have found toilet paper in my underwear more frequently lately, but last night I reached official out of control-ness. I went no 2 and was walking around naked waiting for my bath to fill. After about 10 minutes of walking around the house, I saw my reflection in the mirror and what did I see??? A huge piece of toilet paper stuck in between my butt cheeks?? Is this real life?

KittyMisha · July 2014

WTF cat? Why do you feel the urge to serenade us every morning at 3 AM? Do you think I'm getting too much sleep, or what? Thanks to you I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, and today is already rage-filled and achy. If this keeps happening, cat, I'm going to make you into shoes; I've had enough. Be warned!

BeachM · July 2014

WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel. I'm seriously about to chop off my right hand at the wrist.

Allison7 · July 2014

WTF Otis (our dog)? We have spent tons of money and well over a month trying to clear up your bladder infection. I have to clean your dick once a day with antiseptic. Please stop licking your dick. Your dick licking makes the infection linger and it means that I have to clean it 2-3 times a day instead of once. I don't like cleaning your dick the once a day I already do, please don't add to it.

MC03 · July 2014

I second the WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel. I miss wearing my wedding rings and feeling my fingertips.

WTF fatigue! How am I even going to make it 7 more days of work at this rate. I feel like lying on the gross dirty carpet of my office and sleeping.

WTF lady I don't even know who walks after me in the parking lot and says "wow girl, you look like you are about to explode!" Yeah, thanks, that's exactly what I want to hear at 7:30am.

WTF weather! It's been between 104-108 all week, with no relief in sight. I just want to cry when I go outside.

haliebabyx3 · July 2014

WTF body. I know you are going through a lot right now but geez. My stomach hurts everyday at the same time it seems like. My nausea is full swing lately. The stomach hurting is the bigger issue, it is so uncomfortable and just aches. It's actually lasted longer today than usual.

shutaff · July 2014

WTF annoying Facebook friend. When I post that I'm excited that it's July and the baby will be here next month, don't respond with "Don't rush it. This is the most important growth and development period." Oh yeah, because I was just going to make her come right now so I didn't have to wait anymore. I'm pretty sure A) That's not up to me and

My post said she would be here next month, you know, when her due date is. That would mean I am not rushing it. UGH.

workmm01 · July 2014

I have been waiting for this! WTF H who I was just bragging about being so wonderful yesterday. I come home from work, grocery store, getting dog food and our leasing office to show proof of renter's insurance. When I walk in he's 2 minutes into a show that I don't watch. I ask him to turn it to something I can enjoy too. First he ignores me, then he says he's tired of always having to find something to watch. Are you F*cking serious!!! Your new job hasn't started yet so you've had a nice 2 months off and you're tired of sitting on your ass and working the remote!! I wanted to beat him with it!!

haliebabyx3 · July 2014

ChrisseB said:

WTF temp-lady-hired-to-cover-my-leave? You have been in this office FIVE minutes, and you have already asked me when I'm due, how much I've gained, and proceeded to scold me for gaining too much because, "you know, anything more than 30lbs gained is going to make your delivery much worse -cacklecacklecackle-"

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! FAAAAAAACCKK you!

Wellllll dang. I've gained 33. Guess I should prepare myself for a bad delivery.

absterboss · July 2014

WTF body:

-I want to wear my wedding ring
-I'd love to not have tendinitis in my wrist (3 months and counting)
-I'd love to not have knots in my butt (I didn't even know that was possible!)that make me walk weird.
-I'd love to not be a sweaty mess ALL day.

NLewis1 · July 2014

Allison7 said:

WTF Otis (our dog)? We have spent tons of money and well over a month trying to clear up your bladder infection. I have to clean your dick once a day with antiseptic. Please stop licking your dick. Your dick licking makes the infection linger and it means that I have to clean it 2-3 times a day instead of once. I don't like cleaning your dick the once a day I already do, please don't add to it.

E-Collar yo. He'll look silly for a few days, but at least he won't be able to reach between his legs to lick! and you get the infection cleared up.

Raclla · July 2014

I'm so exhausted!

Pay period ended yesterday. I had 52 hours last week!!!!
Not cool.

It doesn't look like it's going to let up any time soon.

I'm hiding in my car eating lunch so I don't have to be around people.

marathonmommy82 · July 2014

WTF weather. it's 96* and humid as a mofo. I don't care that I work inside in a/c. It's too goddamn hot to walk to and from my car.

WTF headaches. GO AWAY.

WTF running. I wanted to run until the end but for the past week it's been one pain or another.

chase16 · July 2014

WTF coworker?! Why do you insist on telling me every week to "keep you in the loop" and CC you on all the emails I send. I CC YOU ON EVERYTHING I SEND. EVERYTHING. The fact that you are incompetent and have no idea WTF's going on despite the fact that Isend you everything I do is not my problem. Pay attention and do some work.. and maybe you woudn't feel like an idiot when you get asked what's going on and you can't answer.

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CanadianintheSouth · July 2014

heightdeprived said:

Wtf dog! I know you don't do change well, but we've been in this house for nearly a month. Get your shit together. All our stuff is here, you have your pillow and your food... The house isn't going to eat you, neither is the baby gate. Get it together and stop being afraid of every little noise. I don't have the patience to deal with your neurotic crap these days. You're going to get yourself settled just in time for this kid to show up and rock your little doggy world.

My dog is being weird too with all the new baby stuff. Walked into our bedroom to try and figure out what he was barking at... it was the baby swing that my H set up the day before. It wasn't even moving, this is going to be fun.

dogperson11 · July 2014

Kelsbeno said:

heightdeprived said:

Wtf dog! I know you don't do change well, but we've been in this house for nearly a month. Get your shit together. All our stuff is here, you have your pillow and your food... The house isn't going to eat you, neither is the baby gate. Get it together and stop being afraid of every little noise. I don't have the patience to deal with your neurotic crap these days.

You're going to get yourself settled just in time for this kid to show up and rock your little doggy world.

My dog is being weird too with all the new baby stuff. Walked into our bedroom to try and figure out what he was barking at... it was the baby swing that my H set up the day before. It wasn't even moving, this is going to be fun.

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Our dog used to be scared of (and bark at) our crock pot. I literally had to sit on the kitchen floor "petting" the crock pot and feeding my dog treats. So far she's been fine with all the baby gear, but I wonder what she will think of the infant noises.

kaitm22 · July 2014

WTF in general. I really hate my summer job. Why did I decide to do this? Oh yeah, only for the money.

Also future WTF for tomorrow. I do not want to see you BILs but am obligated to. One of you has a new girlfriend that I have absolutely NO desire to deal with, one of you has become a total douchebag over the past couple years and has not even acknowledged my pregnancy since he was told, and the last is just generally a douche who likes to fill the conversation with talks of how much money he makes and what he is going to spend it on. No thanks to seeing all of you.

dawnangela79 · July 2014

Constant heartburn and acid reflux! I didn't sleep at all last night because it was such a killer! It's now even causing me to throw up! I've been taking tums, but they aren't doing the trick! Dr. said to try Zantac, it better work!!

Dawn5481 · July 2014

Wtf fiancé....how do you not notice that I chopped off about 6inches of my hair today??? You've been home for well over an hour now and, nothing? No comment at all?

pmpkn219 · July 2014

WTF poison ivy! I'm highly allergic, and have managed to avoid it for almost 2 years. Until the past 2 days... It's now on my arms, mutilating my left ring finger and all over my FACE! Had it countless times, never on my face! It's almost unbearable and I feel less than human. Just want it gone, but I know I've got at least a week left...

Allison7 · July 2014

kaypec90 said:

Allison7 said:

WTF Otis (our dog)? We have spent tons of money and well over a month trying to clear up your bladder infection. I have to clean your dick once a day with antiseptic. Please stop licking your dick. Your dick licking makes the infection linger and it means that I have to clean it 2-3 times a day instead of once. I don't like cleaning your dick the once a day I already do, please don't add to it.

Sounds like poor Otis needs the cone of shame!

Oh how I wish we could do an e-collar with him. He had TPLO surgery 2 years ago and the cone of shame was a nightmare. He rams it into everything to break it. He actually impressed the vets at Ohio State with his ability to take it off. It had to be taped everywhere and his whole attitude about it was awful. We looked at a soft e-collar yesterday, but we don't think it will be effective in keeping him from his junk

Sot looks like I just have to do a bit more dick cleaning. Oh joy.

Jillhorner87 · July 2014

WTF hemorrhoids! Why will you not go back in! My ass is huge now so I am constantly pulling wedgies out and guess who tags along stuck to the undies?? It hurts!!

WTF LO why must you constantly be pressed against my right side floating ribs :-( it hurts! With the contractions and your constant adjusting I just want to cry!

workmm01 · July 2014

It's Thursday but WTF friend who has just come back from a month long vacation traveling around Central America and sends me an email this morning asking to donate to a charity she is running a marathon for. Really?? 1) I couldn't run with you any more since getting pregnant so I haven't heard from you in months! I tried to get together for dinner, but you weren't interested ever 2) You just spent how much money on this trip? 3) I'm having a baby in weeks and we have some major expenses resulting from that and you want me to give you money??
WTF grey box? where did this come from?

shaylagirl · July 2014

Allison7 said:

kaypec90 said:

Allison7 said:

WTF Otis (our dog)? We have spent tons of money and well over a month trying to clear up your bladder infection. I have to clean your dick once a day with antiseptic. Please stop licking your dick. Your dick licking makes the infection linger and it means that I have to clean it 2-3 times a day instead of once. I don't like cleaning your dick the once a day I already do, please don't add to it.

Sounds like poor Otis needs the cone of shame!

Oh how I wish we could do an e-collar with him. He had TPLO surgery 2 years ago and the cone of shame was a nightmare. He rams it into everything to break it. He actually impressed the vets at Ohio State with his ability to take it off. It had to be taped everywhere and his whole attitude about it was awful. We looked at a soft e-collar yesterday, but we don't think it will be effective in keeping him from his junk
Sot looks like I just have to do a bit more dick cleaning. Oh joy.

What about doggie diapers? They make them for male dogs as well as female. It would at least cover his peen, even if you don't buy the pads that go with them.

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Crohn's Dx: August 2008

Endometriosis Dx: May 2010

Married: 05/19/2012

TTC #1: June 2013

BFP: December 2013

DS: Born 08/29/2014

TTC #2: July 2015

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