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You know your a parent when...

avidkeoavidkeo member
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You go to bed and have to remove all the toys - childrens, not adults!
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
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  • janellemj928janellemj928 member
    You pick up your kid at the end of the work day and don't even care when they spit up on you. The day is over and all you want to do is snuggle!
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  • sivanitskisivanitski member
    .... And a second one because it just happened: you plan two outfits for the day. One you look at in the mirror and feel happy with when you get ready in the morning and the one you throw on after your child pees all over you. (I'll learn at some point to stay in sweats until the last possibly second...)
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  • Alana526Alana526 member
    You have walked around with poop on your shirt for a larger portion of the day without realizing.....although you thought you smelled something funky but didnt know if that smell was just permanently in your nostrils.
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  • CecilbearCecilbear member
    KendraColeslaw said:


    Ooopsbaby14 said:

    When you catch yourself saying things your parents said to you. 

    You mean like, "I'll drop you off with the Amish and you'll realize how good you have it!"

    ....yep.


    LOL!
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  • PoppySeedWindsorPoppySeedWindsor member
    ...when you've learned to laugh with no noise or bodily movement because HEAVEN FORBID you wake the baby. 

    I really need to stop watching old SNLs while breastfeeding and rocking her to sleep...
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  • avidkeoavidkeo member
    rtv3 said:
    You think baby farts are adorable and hilarious. You have to limit your grocery purchases to what fits around the carseat in the cart. Also, @avidkeo, it's you're not your. Sorry, I can't help it :P
    OMG I'm usually better with that! but in my defence I did type it on my cellphone with one eye open while desperately trying to get my LO to sleep... is that a good excuse?
    Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
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  • selina1113selina1113 member
    Instead of being excited about a free work cruise to Mexico, you are dreading being away from home.
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  • rtv3rtv3 member
    avidkeo said:


    rtv3 said:

    You think baby farts are adorable and hilarious.
    You have to limit your grocery purchases to what fits around the carseat in the cart.

    Also, @avidkeo, it's you're not your. Sorry, I can't help it :P

    OMG I'm usually better with that! but in my defence I did type it on my cellphone with one eye open while desperately trying to get my LO to sleep... is that a good excuse?

    Definitely a good excuse :-)
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  • avidkeoavidkeo member
    Tasha575 said:
    When usually the smell of farts and poop that used to make you gag don't even effect you anymore (at least your kid's) or their boogers. Never would I have thought that picking another person's boogers would feel so good. I am so glad when I can pick that booger that has been stuck in my child's nose.
    Im obsessed with LO's boogers!!! When she cant sleep cause breathing is difficult then extracting one booger is fantastic!
    Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
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  • PoppySeedWindsorPoppySeedWindsor member
    avidkeo said:
    Tasha575 said:
    When usually the smell of farts and poop that used to make you gag don't even effect you anymore (at least your kid's) or their boogers. Never would I have thought that picking another person's boogers would feel so good. I am so glad when I can pick that booger that has been stuck in my child's nose.
    Im obsessed with LO's boogers!!! When she cant sleep cause breathing is difficult then extracting one booger is fantastic!
    Yes! I get so stoked on the boogies. Hubster is thankful because it means I leave his back zits alone. 
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  • Jennick602Jennick602 member
    You take anything offered to you by any child without knowing what you are about to take!!

    Got given a nugget of poop because I stupidly asked 'what have you got??' Wasn't even my child!!
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