I need to shave my vag. It looks like a jungle down there! Problem is, I can't even see it! DH won't do it for me, so I'm going to have to go in blind. This should be fun!
I'm finding I can't wipe correctly. Even when I just pee, I just stand up and it drips down. Nothing like piss running down your leg in the morning.
This was my TMI like 2 weeks ago. It's getting worse. After I'm done wiping, I get cramps due to the effort. Doesn't help that we're always on the damn toilet too.
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
One nostril clogs up, I cram a tissue up there, twist it around to unclog THAT nostril, and 10 minutes later, it's clogged again. MORE BOOGERS!!!
I'm a native Texan, I don't GET allergies, DAMMIT!!! I should be IMMUNE!!! I honestly can't figure out why I'm so boogery. But I'm getting tired of it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!) Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!) Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)
One nostril clogs up, I cram a tissue up there, twist it around to unclog THAT nostril, and 10 minutes later, it's clogged again. MORE BOOGERS!!!
I'm a native Texan, I don't GET allergies, DAMMIT!!! I should be IMMUNE!!! I honestly can't figure out why I'm so boogery. But I'm getting tired of it.
Native Texan here too and I developed allergies a few years back. I'd never had them before in my life and now winter is like death to me because of all the frickin' cedar pollen in the air. Allergies can show up any time, unfortunately.
It SUCKS! For 36+ years, at worst I had a mild grass allergy. But it seems like with pregnancy, the mucus is out of control. Usually, blow my nose, I'm good for hours. Now it seems like I'm always blowing my honker.
Effin' allergies.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!) Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!) Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)
I'm finding I can't wipe correctly. Even when I just pee, I just stand up and it drips down. Nothing like piss running down your leg in the morning.
Glad I'm not the only one! I've had this problem for a while, it's like the pee hides in there somewhere, no matter how well I wipe. I'm starting to wonder if I've grown an extra labial fold that I don't know about....
This is really disgusting so please prepare yourselves. I went to the Dr. this morning, and like usual, I went to leave a urine sample before I got called back. To my surprise, they were out of their normal pee containers that have the tops on them. They were replaced by paper cups? I peed on my hand, as I always do filling it up, and went to put the sample in the cupboard. Well, it was really full of other ladies' samples. I tried to squish mine in there and ended up knocking down and spilling 3 different pee samples on myself. I had to go home and change because I reeked of pee and my hands are raw from washing them so many times. YUUUUUUCCCCCK.
We had a cookout with friends on Saturday, they cooked Japanese for us on their new flat top grill they got. It was really good, I had so much zucchini. I've been pooping green poop for the past two days, pretty sure it's because I ate so much zucchini, but I could be wrong.
Wiping after I poop has gotten a lot more challenging. Usually one or two wipes would cover it but now I'm still not sure I'm clean back there after MANY wipes. I just hope I don't smell like poop...
@MamaPhoenix5 -- good suggestion, lol. I've considered using the pack of wipes we keep in the bathroom so DH can better wipe DD's bum for her but hadn't tried it yet.
Oh, baby wipes post delivery! I keep forgetting to mention that in the after baby posts. They are a lifesaver for Mom too. Everything is so sore for a while, and the wet wipes just make it nicer.
Warning, this is really gross and involves mud, poop, gagging and more poop.
I've been saving this one for a few days now. Last week I remembered just how disgusting parenting can be. (Parenting as in, raising children, not the board) It all started with me promising the boys that they could go play in the mud after their naps. We get outside play clothes and rain boots on and everything is going great. Until I smell it. The gross smell that comes from a lactose intolerant toddler who had been given pizza the night before.
"I didn't poop" he shouted while rubbing mud in his hair. I told myself he probably just farted and went back to my laptop. Then I hear the crying, coming at me is a muddy beast child with what is most certainly not mud running down his leg and into his boot. "I can handle this" I told myself. I herded the boys to the spigot, and rinsed off every inch of them. All the while failing to keep them out of the muddy poop puddle we were making.
I grabbed paper towels to clean up the chunks in the boot and on the ground. That's when the oldest boy decided that the puddle was big enough to swim in. I start gagging, which they think is funny. I stop heaving long enough to get the poop cleaned up, strip the boys and throw them in the shower, finally they are clean and dried. Time for some backyardigans.
You would think that would be the end of it, but no, I went to go take a quick shower and I noticed our bathroom sink is clogged, and in my brilliance I grab the plunger. It turns out sometimes plungers like to hold on to things from their previous jobs. My sink was now filled with old brown floaties and still not draining. so I wrapped my hands in plastic bags and used an empty yogurt container to scoop out the water and dump it down the toilet pausing every three seconds to dry heave. That is when my husband called to tell me he was on his other job. I let it go to voicemail. after about 10 trips from the sink to the toilet I had gotten rid of the water. I disinfected everything, twice. Then I took a very thorough shower. The End.
So we are still working on potty training our dd. She was so good at telling us she had to poop but always peed in her clothes. Well now its the complete opposite. I went to go put ds to bed and I guess while she was waiting for me she pooped her pants and instead of telling me she took it out of her panties and lined it up in the window sill (they were like little rabbit turds). It was so gross cause she took the time to touch it and do all that and I might not have noticed since I already closed the curtains for the night and she gets her self ready for bed and puts a pull up on at night. I tried so hard to not puke all over and even took a pic and sent it to dh just so he could feel my pain.
I'm finding I can't wipe correctly. Even when I just pee, I just stand up and it drips down. Nothing like piss running down your leg in the morning.
This! I kept thinking what is wrong with me, I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
Thankfully I'm not alone! I've freaked out more than once thinking its my water thats broken and is trickling out. Either way its gross.
I've started to wait after I've wiped, because I've noticed that sometimes a little more pee comes out if I wait it out lol. We go through more toilet paper but I have a lot less pee on my thighs.
Omg I thought I was alone!! I was just telling my husband last night that I pee, wipe, but right before I go to get up I realize I have to pee more!! Lol
Tonight I had my DH trim my vag area because it was getting in the way of wiping after peeing. My boobs leak, my nose would not stop bleeding all day Monday and came out in chunks of clot. I sweat non stop and i can not find a deodorant that works.
Tonight I had my DH trim my vag area because it was getting in the way of wiping after peeing. My boobs leak, my nose would not stop bleeding all day Monday and came out in chunks of clot. I sweat non stop and i can not find a deodorant that works.
I've been using my husband's deodorant for a few months now. It's the only thing that works even a little bit. Some long days at work I need to apply again at lunch
Late to the thread,and my TMI doesn't compare to the juicy poop / pee stories this week, but I feel compelled to share. I just unloaded the most impressive amount of ear wax onto 3 Q-tips. And there was something incredibly satisfying about staring down at the golden globs of goo I had collected. Prego symptom, or just dirty ears? Idk, but I feel fantastic now!
Re: TMI Tuesday
Thankfully I'm not alone! I've freaked out more than once thinking its my water thats broken and is trickling out. Either way its gross.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
One nostril clogs up, I cram a tissue up there, twist it around to unclog THAT nostril, and 10 minutes later, it's clogged again. MORE BOOGERS!!!
I'm a native Texan, I don't GET allergies, DAMMIT!!! I should be IMMUNE!!! I honestly can't figure out why I'm so boogery. But I'm getting tired of it.
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Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!)
Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!)
Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)
Effin' allergies.
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Proud Mother to 16 year old Austin (MCJROTC Sgt., Trumpet playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Air Force Pilot!)
Proud Stepmother to 12 year old Josh (Baseball playing, Saxophone playing "Band Nerd" and hopeful Doctor!)
Proud Mother to baby Kaylee (Stuffed toy playing, Adorable smiling baby and hopeful Rodeo Princess!)
We had a cookout with friends on Saturday, they cooked Japanese for us on their new flat top grill they got. It was really good, I had so much zucchini. I've been pooping green poop for the past two days, pretty sure it's because I ate so much zucchini, but I could be wrong.
I've been saving this one for a few days now.
Last week I remembered just how disgusting parenting can be. (Parenting as in, raising children, not the board)
It all started with me promising the boys that they could go play in the mud after their naps.
We get outside play clothes and rain boots on and everything is going great. Until I smell it. The gross smell that comes from a lactose intolerant toddler who had been given pizza the night before.
"I didn't poop" he shouted while rubbing mud in his hair. I told myself he probably just farted and went back to my laptop. Then I hear the crying, coming at me is a muddy beast child with what is most certainly not mud running down his leg and into his boot.
"I can handle this" I told myself. I herded the boys to the spigot, and rinsed off every inch of them. All the while failing to keep them out of the muddy poop puddle we were making.
I grabbed paper towels to clean up the chunks in the boot and on the ground. That's when the oldest boy decided that the puddle was big enough to swim in. I start gagging, which they think is funny. I stop heaving long enough to get the poop cleaned up, strip the boys and throw them in the shower, finally they are clean and dried. Time for some backyardigans.
You would think that would be the end of it, but no, I went to go take a quick shower and I noticed our bathroom sink is clogged, and in my brilliance I grab the plunger. It turns out sometimes plungers like to hold on to things from their previous jobs. My sink was now filled with old brown floaties and still not draining. so I wrapped my hands in plastic bags and used an empty yogurt container to scoop out the water and dump it down the toilet pausing every three seconds to dry heave. That is when my husband called to tell me he was on his other job. I let it go to voicemail. after about 10 trips from the sink to the toilet I had gotten rid of the water.
I disinfected everything, twice. Then I took a very thorough shower.
The End.
Mom to S-07/22/10 & Q-12/14/11 L-8/23/14
Omg I thought I was alone!! I was just telling my husband last night that I pee, wipe, but right before I go to get up I realize I have to pee more!! Lol