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mirigirl · June 2014

I came home after work today with the understanding between DH and I that dinner would be done because he knows how hungry I have been.

Well, he hadn't even started it. what's the first thing I do??

yell "YOU HAVENT EVEN STARTED IT YET?!" At which point I dramatically butter a random piece of bread and shove it into my mouth out of desperation for food and literally......literally......sob.

I was sobbing while shoving a piece of bread in my mouth......Hows THAT for emotional?

Ugh

HerHighness · June 2014

Awwww! I'm trying so hard not to laugh because i know you were so miserable but that shit is funny! I betcha $5 dinner is ready on time tomorrow

mirigirl · June 2014

Oh it was meant to be funny, but at the time it was the LEAST funny thing ever haha. Now I am trying to rationalize my reaction to DH. Poor guy is terrified. Haha

ilovemyducks21 · June 2014

Dude. You don't mess around with food while you're pregnant. My last pregnancy, early on, we were eating tacos for dinner one night. I'm getting toward the end of my taco and I look at it and whine to DH "but I'm really full, I'll feel sick if I finish it!" He just looks at me and says "well, then throw it away?" I was seriously almost in tears because I couldn't finish my taco and throwing it away never occurred to me. So yeah, not the same thing, but it's funny how food (or lack thereof) can bring out the emotions so easily!

racheltherose · June 2014

Oh my, I feel like this story is about me haha. I literally ate a snack before starting to cook dinner because I was THAT hungry

Nlavender13 · June 2014

DH came home yesterday and asked what I wanted for dinner. I looked at him and just cried,at the same time trying to tell him i had already eaten dinner an hr before cuz I could not wait. I Never Cry!!! He was totally freaked out, hahaha! Your story made me feel better, thanks for the laugh.

alicb · June 2014

When I was pregnant with #1 I was craving nectarines my whole first trimester. I mean CRAVING. We only had one left so I was in the kitchen cutting it up and sobbing. My husband walks into the kitchen and was like "what is wrong?!" and I held out the nectarine and said, through the sobs, "this is the last nectarine!" After a long pause DH says "...not on earth... you know that right?" I scream "I KNOW THAT but we don't have anymore here." He promptly got in the car and brought back a huge bag of nectarines.

We laugh about it now. I think everyone has an 'I went BSC on my husband story' once during pregnancy.

mahalo3 · June 2014

I'm in the middle of a restaurant, CRACKING UP! I showed this to my husband so he can plan accordingly. Hahaha! I'm sorry this happened to you, and I know this could happen to us at any moment in my house. So so funny!

PeaceofKia · June 2014

I cried when DF wanted some of my french fries... I was scared I wouldn't have enough left for myself if I gave him some, lol.

Irishcurls · June 2014

Oh man this is cracking me up ladies!!

boxerrrmama85 · June 2014

I'm laughing and crying at the same time... Tonight on my way home from work, I called my husband and asked what he was doing. He was DRIVING home from the grocery store. "What do you mean driving home....? I want tacos, I want them when I get home!" I get home pouting because my tacos weren't done--- after 5 minutes of being at home I said "I don't want tacos... I want a hamburger!" Those were some good hamburgers.... Poor husband!

mishka29 · June 2014

Last time I had two epic meltdowns, I mean epic, that started with throwing and screaming and ended with me as a sobbing puddle on the ground. Not pretty. I know it will happen again but at least we can laugh about it.

lizzybean · June 2014

@JEM2013 last night I cried in the pantry because we were all out of mac and cheese! Great, crazy minds...

lizzybean · June 2014

Oh and @mirigirl you have all my sympathies babe. I am so glad others are acting like this. Your stories had me cracking up..

MorganneMpls · June 2014

I almost cut my husband when I got home from work yesterday and he had eaten the rest of the potato salad that was in the fridge. There is now a "what will my pregnant wife think if I eat the rest of this" rule.

mels823 · June 2014

Omg this thread was amazing! Haha

it happens to the best of us!

kimb311 · June 2014

) I'm dying here! This is by far the funniest thread we have going!

MorganneMpls · June 2014

@2013JEM‌ it was close girl.

cindymichelle3 · June 2014

You guys are fantastic! I'm cracking up!

snooks721 · June 2014

HAHAHAHA! I love this.

wintersong139 · June 2014

I cried for fifteen minutes during the last episode of House even though I already knew how it ended!

FlutterOfYoshis · June 2014

@2013JEM @lizzybean It seems mac and cheese is THE meltdown-worthy food. I had a meltdown when the leftover mac and cheese didn't taste as good as it did the day before. This is not a new thing--leftover mac and cheese is usually never as good as the first time around--but to me it was the end of the world because in that moment I didn't believe there was anything else I could eat! DH had to kneel down next to me at the dinner table, calm me down, bring me tissues, and remind me that there was lots of other food I liked in the fridge.

ETA: tagged wrong name

Meagano19 · June 2014

This is wonderful! Thank you for sharing. I threw a fit over DH eating the last piece of cheese a couple weeks ago when a grilled cheese sandwich was all I wanted in the world. And yesterday I had tears in my eyes because the salad that I was eating was so perfect that I couldn't control myself. I'm already emotional without being pregnant so I know the BSC moments are coming for me...I wonder if DH has started preparing himself...

pomegranite09 · June 2014

I love this thread.
I have a couple of problems when it comes to food, one being that I'll go from not hungry to STARVING AND I NEED TO EAT RIGHT NOW in a matter of a couple of minutes, and the other issue is that something sounds appetizing, but by the time it's made, it doesn't sound good anymore and I want something else to eat.

dacora · June 2014

I have my first official pregnant hormones story.

Husband and I were doing laundry, and the dryer buzzed. He was playing a game on the computer (totally normal, we're both big gamers) and I told him laundry was ready. When I looked at his screen it looked like he wasn't in the middle of a match so I figured he'd get up and come fold his stuff right away. I'm in the bedroom taking care of my stuff, getting slowly grouchier and grouchier that he hasn't come into the room. After I finish and I'm leaving the bedroom, he's heading towards the bedroom. I pass him, deciding not to say anything, but then I turn around and I snap, "What took you so long?"

"I had a match."

"You were not in a match when I told you."

"Babe it had just started."

Angry noises, storm off to my own computer in our computer room while he's tending to his clothes. He comes into the room a few minutes later, comes up behind me and touches my shoulder, asking in the sweetest voice if I'm okay. I know I was overreacting because of my hormones, and he was still being so nice, I immediately start crying! "This is so stupid, I'm being so stupid," I keep saying. He's laughing, then I'm laughing, cuz he seems to think it's adorable. "You had your first crazy mood swing, you're definitely pregnant! It just makes me happy!" And then he teared up a bit, which was the first time I really saw him really emotionally react to the pregnancy. He's a really level, not emotional guy and I knew he was happy about the baby but it was the first time he really reacted that way. All it took was me being completely crazy for a few minutes!

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WanderingA · June 2014

This thread is making my night. I am making DH read all of these so he knows how good he has it!

When I was pregnant with DD#1 I got an intense craving for veggie pizza. I called DH and he agreed to go grab one on his way home from work. Well he got home and had a cheese pizza and I lost it, started sobbing, and pouted. He felt so bad that he sauteed a bunch of veggies to put on top but then I smelled them and got sick. He covered the pizza in veggies and handed me some, and I promptly picked them all off.

WanderingA · June 2014

dacora said:

I have my first official pregnant hormones story.

Husband and I were doing laundry, and the dryer buzzed. He was playing a game on the computer (totally normal, we're both big gamers) and I told him laundry was ready. When I looked at his screen it looked like he wasn't in the middle of a match so I figured he'd get up and come fold his stuff right away. I'm in the bedroom taking care of my stuff, getting slowly grouchier and grouchier that he hasn't come into the room. After I finish and I'm leaving the bedroom, he's heading towards the bedroom. I pass him, deciding not to say anything, but then I turn around and I snap, "What took you so long?"

"I had a match."

"You were not in a match when I told you."

"Babe it had just started."

Angry noises, storm off to my own computer in our computer room while he's tending to his clothes. He comes into the room a few minutes later, comes up behind me and touches my shoulder, asking in the sweetest voice if I'm okay. I know I was overreacting because of my hormones, and he was still being so nice, I immediately start crying! "This is so stupid, I'm being so stupid," I keep saying. He's laughing, then I'm laughing, cuz he seems to think it's adorable. "You had your first crazy mood swing, you're definitely pregnant! It just makes me happy!" And then he teared up a bit, which was the first time I really saw him really emotionally react to the pregnancy. He's a really level, not emotional guy and I knew he was happy about the baby but it was the first time he really reacted that way. All it took was me being completely crazy for a few minutes! )

That's hilarious AND adorable!

Missmel918 · June 2014

Oh man I love this thread and I'm partially jealous of this thread! Other than having some bloat, sore boobs, hunger and major fatigue I haven't really had the stuff most of you talk about. Makes me feel like I'm not really pregnant and getting that BFP was a dream.

I had read an article a week or so ago and thought you ladies might get a chuckle.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5153423

mle106 · June 2014

Missmel918 said:
Oh man I love this thread and I'm partially jealous of this thread! Other than having some bloat, sore boobs, hunger and major fatigue I haven't really had the stuff most of you talk about. Makes me feel like I'm not really pregnant and getting that BFP was a dream.

I had read an article a week or so ago and thought you ladies might get a chuckle.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5153423

That article! So spot on. I emailed it to DH... It's everything I've been telling him for weeks but in a much more hilarious format. Thanks for sharing!

Missmel918 · July 2014

mle106 said:

Missmel918 said:
Oh man I love this thread and I'm partially jealous of this thread! Other than having some bloat, sore boobs, hunger and major fatigue I haven't really had the stuff most of you talk about. Makes me feel like I'm not really pregnant and getting that BFP was a dream.

I had read an article a week or so ago and thought you ladies might get a chuckle.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5153423
That article! So spot on. I emailed it to DH... It's everything I've been telling him for weeks but in a much more hilarious format. Thanks for sharing!

Lol anytime! My friend sent it to me and I laughed. I just haven't really experienced any of those besides the "I'm hungry - feed me now!" moments.

rainbowbrite22 · July 2014

So, today, my husband found me crying in our room. He walks around me and says "Oh no, what's going on now?" I manage to mumble out "I'm hungry". I can tell he's trying not to laugh, which makes me cry more. He asks what I want to eat and I reply "Nothing! I'm so hungry but everything sounds gross!" We laughed later, but at the time, it didn't feel very funny.

sleepymama29 · July 2014

When I was pregnant with DD I craved sweet and sour sauce from mcdonalds. Every time I ordered it they forgot to put it in the bag which lead to many meltdowns hahahah

AandStilltrying · July 2014

@wintersong139‌ we are also on a house marathon via netflix in this house. I've cried through lots of them!

blt12 · July 2014

Aw, thanks for the laugh. I totally empathize though, I sobbed today at my husband already. Got to love pregnancy hormones.

mish219 · July 2014

DH and I are living at my parents while we are buying a house and usually on Friday nights my parents order from the sub shop. I wanted plain chicken fingers. They ordered their food plus buffalo chicken fingers for them and plain for me. Well when the food arrived I couldn't eat and they all ate their dinner but not my chicken fingers. The next day DH and my mom were eating leftovers for lunch and I thought oh yeah I'm going to eat my chicken fingers! As soon as I'm done doing what I'm doing. So I walk into the kitchen search the fridge.. no chicken fingers. I walk into the living room yelling that they all ate my chicken then sat in the chair and sobbed literally sobbed because all I wanted was those chicken fingers... Then 5 min later taco bell was an excellent substitute and DH drove me instantly. Lol oiy. I also had a meltdown over not getting a back rub the other night... It happens

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agm04 · July 2014

This thread is making me feel SO much better. I'm not alone! haha. My poor husband is so patient...so far today I have had meltdowns over car insurance, my job, and the fact that I couldn't eat anything but a chicken biscuit for breakfast (bc obviously this means I'm going to turn into a whale). Husband says, "it's okay, it's not your fault. it's all these hormones, you'll feel like yourself again soon." And of course I start bawling and ask if he thinks I'm fat.

Complete trainwreck. And I KNOW I'm being crazy in the moment but I can't stop it.

francocaro · July 2014

Missmel918 said:

Oh man I love this thread and I'm partially jealous of this thread! Other than having some bloat, sore boobs, hunger and major fatigue I haven't really had the stuff most of you talk about. Makes me feel like I'm not really pregnant and getting that BFP was a dream. I had read an article a week or so ago and thought you ladies might get a chuckle. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5153423

AWESOME! I laughed so hard I cried! Definitely sending this to the H.

Jasx130 · July 2014

These stories are hilarious! I've had this odd odor in my new car and it makes me feel sick everyday. I keep cleaning it and it won't go away. I started crying the other night to H telling him I hate the stupid car and I don't want it anymore- basically having a hissy fit. Well come to find out I had left cold cuts in the trunk last time I went to the grocery store and they have now been sitting in the heat making the smell. Woops- my bad.

williamandrachelray · July 2014

I am right there with you. While visiting my parents I sat in bed crying and eating half a chocolate Easter bunny because I was starving and couldn't sleep. I've also cried over realizing I would have to wear actual pants the next day (like actually sobbed) and every time I stub my toe which is a lot lately (I think the hormones are making me clumsy).

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