F U Friday.... Can we start a new tradition??

jennyhatt · June 2014

If you could tell someone to f*ck off to their face who would it be today? This is assuming you don't have the balls to do it otherwise.

**since it's to their face, fellow bumpies are not included. Not looking to start a war

Mine would be my MIL. She told me when I complained about being tired, that "something must be wrong with my blood because not even pregnant women are as tired as me" yaaaaa f*ck you!!!!

aliciahaugen · June 2014

I'm game!

My FU would be to my bosses. I work for a small accounting firm with two partners. They are both out today on vacation. Same with three other people in our office. That leaves me and two other CPAs here... And the phone hasn't rung once today.

Sometimes, you just gotta say enough is enough and close for the day! UGH!

Edit: This is also why I have spent my morning catching up on old posts and changed my siggy. So. Bored.

MKro2 · June 2014

Pretty much anyone who stops in my office today!!! Yeah I'm in that kind of mood. I'm excited for my appointment, it's Friday and I DONT want to be here.

When people stop in or call they just expect me to actually do something!

JerseyHopeful · June 2014

@jennyhatt‌ your MIL deserves it for sure.

aliciahaugen · June 2014

jennyhatt said:

If you could tell someone to f*ck off to their face who would it be today? This is assuming you don't have the balls to do it otherwise. **since it's to their face, fellow bumpies are not included. Not looking to start a war Mine would be my MIL. She told me when I complained about being tired, that "something must be wrong with my blood because not even pregnant women are as tired as me" yaaaaa f*ck you!!!!

Also, lets add a FU to pretty much anyone that says something snarky about symptoms. Guess what, I'm feeling what I'm feeling, you didn't feel like this? LUCKY YOU, EFF OFF!

Beckyboo71 · June 2014

jennyhatt said:

If you could tell someone to f*ck off to their face who would it be today? This is assuming you don't have the balls to do it otherwise. **since it's to their face, fellow bumpies are not included. Not looking to start a war Mine would be my MIL. She told me when I complained about being tired, that "something must be wrong with my blood because not even pregnant women are as tired as me" yaaaaa f*ck you!!!!

What?!? Who says that? Yikes! I guess she fits the "stereotypical" MIL.....

MichaelSC28 · June 2014

My DH sometimes when I complain about my symtpoms he asks if its all in my head since I am only 11 weeks...YEAH F' YOU...I am pretty damn sure "I" know what "I" am going through!

Beckyboo71 · June 2014

My cousin and her family. She lives with her 86 year old mother, along with her out-of-work douchy husband, her 32 year old daughter that works "part-time", her 22 year old daughter that has NEVER worked, and her 26 year son (that I don't have as much of a problem with, because at least he works and has his own car). They are supposed to pay my aunt's loan payment (about $900/mo) and half of the utilites. They are always late. They have always lived in apartments, and live in a 5 bedroom house with a backyard in Westchester, which is a really nice area right near LAX in Los Angeles. To top it off, they are disrespectful to my aunt, who is my mom's sister and is like a second mom to me. Unfortunately, my aunt had 2 mild strokes in the past few years, so she needs constant care...so they are "forced" to spend time with her. But now, they act like wardens with her food, etc. I feel like....she doesn't have much time on this Earth...let her have a f*in piece of cake if she wants it! Anyway....f*ck you to all of them!!!

sparksfly22 · June 2014

This girl back where I used to live... She's had two babies and her husband is best friends with my husband but when I told her I was pregnant she seemed to turn into Negative Nancy telling me that I might miscarry if I'm not far enough along and that my doctor has a problem if she's not doing things the way her doctor did them (even though she delivered at a hospital where I didn't even have to sign in or get door access to see the nursery!) and since this is my first baby, I'm of the opinion that if you don't have anything to say (including family members!!) then don't say anything at all! Damn, I have enough stress already to be dealing with vibes that are only going to irritate me/scare me more . Lol

Mrs_Bennett · June 2014

Mine would be my FIL. DH called him to tell that we were pregnant on Monday, and he didn't answer/call back. We found out later he was drunk, so DH got mad and just texted him. We heard nothing for 2 full days, then he texted back "congratulations". We heard nothing else from him until last night, when he drunkenly sent DH a bunch of messages about how my brothers (who both served in the USMC) aren't true Marines because they haven't been to a "real war" (apparently being deployed in Afghanistan doesn't count), they're psychos who love weapons and killing, and they'll never be as great as his father who served in the Army. Ugh, the whole thing just makes me so mad. HE'S SUCH A JERK!
And then he wonders why we don't invite invite him over to spend time with our kids....

kayham12 · June 2014

Mine goes to my hormones that are causing anxiety about my appointment on Monday.

danakatiepfoltzer · June 2014

F u to all the freaking spiders I keep finding.... But that's living in the woods for ya... But still.... F u.

@MichaelSC28‌ oooo that is one of my pet peeves- when people think your symptoms (of any sickness) or observations are just in your head

babyzap20 · June 2014

There are so many I would love to give the bird to. Since I am lurking I will say F15. Their comments about our board make me want to pull out my hair. :-@

rainbows · June 2014

sparksfly22 said:

This girl back where I used to live... She's had two babies and her husband is best friends with my husband but when I told her I was pregnant she seemed to turn into Negative Nancy telling me that I might miscarry if I'm not far enough along and that my doctor has a problem if she's not doing things the way her doctor did them (even though she delivered at a hospital where I didn't even have to sign in or get door access to see the nursery!) and since this is my first baby, I'm of the opinion that if you don't have anything to say (including family members!!) then don't say anything at all! Damn, I have enough stress already to be dealing with vibes that are only going to irritate me/scare me more . Lol

And this is why I havent, and may not ever tell my co workers until they figure it out themselves. I need no more personal horror stories, I have google for those.

Beckyboo71 · June 2014

Mamasaurus15 said:

The driver who passed me on the right and cut me off. I was in the middle lane going a couple mph over the speed limit. Pass me on the left and don't be a dangerous jackass damn it.

This is my life every day driving in L.A. I was in the carpool lane going about 71-72 in a 65mph zone, and this biatch was tailgating me for miles (mind you, the freeway was open...so she could have easily gone around me at any time). Then she finally swerved around me, cut me off, then proceeded to wave her hand out of her sunroof in a motion telling me to "move over to the right" as she sped up to probably about 80-85. Biatch...I am going ABOVE the speed limit, I have my child in my car-so I am allowed to drive in the carpool lane, and I've had enough speeding tickets in my life that I don't risk going more than 5-7 miles above the posted limit. I am that "lucky" person that gets pulled over, even though others are going WAY faster than me!

mrsmoose5 · June 2014

I would say F U to my co-workers.

I work in an office with 3 women in their 20s and 30s who are all single (but don't want to be), and constantly talk shit about marriage and pregnancy and having kids. I really don't give two shits what they think, but I am sick of sitting in this office for 8+ hours a day and listening to them bash marriage, kids and family (pretty much my whole lifestyle). I get that they're most likely just jealous, but they need to get over it and STFU.

mandikins27 · June 2014

I would well and did say FU! To my mothers nosey friend. Against my wishes my mother told her of my pregnancy (which i am still keeping a secret until im sure everythingbis fine) my choice right? ... So i was at my daughter talent show and nosey nancy knew i was and she took the time to post all over my facebook about how i havnt thought this through and i really should do the right thing by the kid and abort it as im single.... Ive never been so pissed in my life! Im a damn good parent single or not! I have 3 beautiful wonderful polite decent bi lingual straight b' and a's girls and no one has helped me do it and i can count on one hand the number of times ive gotten a babysitter in the last 13 years im totally capable and even excited about this new little one..... So shes who or wait i did tell to F off

lunamishka · June 2014

Mine goes to my dog. Who got the child cap off my Imodium, drank half of it and then split the rest on the carpet. Which is now stained bright green. At least her breathe is minty fresh and won't have the shits? X( Fml.

MoreThanSparrows08 · June 2014

Today it would be my boss. He shows up to my office to bring me some paperwork and to pick up his mail from the past week. Before even walking into the office, he buys a Foosball table for $500 (from the account that was in the negative last week because he spends money like it grows on trees and I had to make payments on the credit cards). On top of that, he tells me that it's going to be stored in my office (which is a grand total of maybe 250 sq. feet and already has a desk, side table, tall filing cabinet, legal filing cabinet, small storage armoire, lamp and 2 sitting chairs) until he can "Figure out how to get it to the office in Houston". So now, I'm stuck climbing over chairs and weaving around the table to get out the door until he figures something out. (which, in his time, could mean 6 months to a year). WTF, dude?? We don't have money to blow, but here you are blowing it. I don't have free space in my office, but by God you're going to make space for your stupid game table and force me to deal with the inconvenience of it all. Gee, thanks.

sydneygerten · June 2014

My FU would be to a neighbor/my moms friend... My mom told a handful of ladies (with permission from me) the news at her book club. I saw many of them the next day at a party and all came up and gave me hugs and congratulations but this one lady comes up to me and says "congrats!! I had a feeling you were pregnant... I kept thinking wow is she gaining weight she just keeps packing on the pounds!!" I was in shock from her rude and very unexpected comment I didn't know what to do so I just walked away....

mrsmoose5 · June 2014

sydneygerten said:

My FU would be to a neighbor/my moms friend... My mom told a handful of ladies (with permission from me) the news at her book club. I saw many of them the next day at a party and all came up and gave me hugs and congratulations but this one lady comes up to me and says "congrats!! I had a feeling you were pregnant... I kept thinking wow is she gaining weight she just keeps packing on the pounds!!" I was in shock from her rude and very unexpected comment I didn't know what to do so I just walked away....

What an idiot. I feel your pain. The first words out of my FIL's mouth were pretty much exactly the same, "I thought you were really putting on the pounds! I wasn't going to say anything, but ..." Some people are just dumb and insensitive.

babyzap20 · June 2014

My SO's mother patted my freakin stomach (at 6 weeks!!!!!!!!!!) and said "is that why you have a pooch?" SO and his dad almost killed her. I was mortified.

texasmama786 · June 2014

The jimmy john's delivery boy, f*** you dude for bringing me the wrong sandwich! Not smelly tuna! I want the #12 beach club with avocado spread

texasmama786 · June 2014

emmyg65 said:

texasmama786 said:

The jimmy john's delivery boy, f*** you dude for bringing me the wrong sandwich! Not smelly tuna! I want the #12 beach club with avocado spread

Oh my god, my condolences to you. A few weeks ago, I asked DH to bring home Cheetos and he brought Cheerios.
I would have cried.

UberBiz · June 2014

emmyg65 said:

texasmama786 said:

The jimmy john's delivery boy, f*** you dude for bringing me the wrong sandwich! Not smelly tuna! I want the #12 beach club with avocado spread

Oh my god, my condolences to you. A few weeks ago, I asked DH to bring home Cheetos and he brought Cheerios.

omg I'm sorry... that made me laugh... but I totally would have cried if that had happened to me.

mandikins27 · June 2014

Ty

i have a 12 yr old 11 yr old and 10 yr old and they are still alive!! Lol i can do this

mandikins27 · June 2014

LOL i think DH stopped listening after chee...

Kelliann98 · June 2014

A big F U to my husband and MIL for ganging up on me.. Give me a break people!!! I don't need to spend ALL my free time scheduled at one of your everyfreakingweekend bbqs. I deserve a lazy weekend with my 8mo old every now and then!

Vanval10 · June 2014

Mine would be my "best friend" who had to make everythinggggg about her. Including MY pregnancy. Not even five minutes after we had announced it she decided to post multiple Instagram pics about me having a "little princess" which ticks me off because I don't know what I'm having yet and she seems to always throw little comments in my face to upset me. On top of that she is one of those girls who wants what everyone else has so she's been "forgetting" to take her bc and is suddenly allergic to condoms. -_-

Ohhhh and it would be to my toothpaste and toothbrush because I have not been able to brush my teeth normally for about two months! Ugh.

jennyhatt · June 2014

Thanks ladies for all your big F U's. Reading them really did make me feel better

saratiffphoto · June 2014

F U to my job for making me work 12 hrs on friday nights and F U to my husband for not bringing me my phone because stupid me left it on the couch so I guess F U to me as well for being an idiot.

tkr7c9 · June 2014

FU to the one employee working for me who is the most inconsiderate.... when I was just 5.5 weeks pregnant (My boss and my direct employees had to know due to the nature of the job) she came into my office and said: "Oh your showing already!" in a sweet voice...... I sternly told her it was not a baby bump but bloating..... she has yet to make another comment about my appearance and I am definitely showing now. (Will be 13 weeks Monday!)

rvandiver0705 · June 2014

FU to the group before my husband's group went over by 45 minutes for their presentation, so my husband won't get home until G-d only knows tonight. Why his MBA program had a presentation scheduled on a Friday night at 8.30, I don't even know.

Stargirlb · June 2014

collinsbri said:

FU family I nanny for. If it's not someone stomping around at two am, it's doors slamming at 7 am. Thats not counting the older girls taunting the three year old ALL THE TIME until she cries and screams. I need my sleep! Only another month until I'm out of here...

Ha! this will be your own reality soon enough...

Stargirlb · June 2014

I actually can't think of any FUs today. In a pretty good mood. I could think about my Ex for a few mins and come up with something pretty quick but I'm not gonna ruin my zen!

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