If you should ever think "I will put Icy Hot on my shoulder before I take a shower so I can wash the stink off" Don't do it! The water will wash the Icy Hot right into your butt crack.
And knowing is half the battle.

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Excellent use of gif. Yes... it totally was. And then I was all
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@cakeisgood it did not burn quite like that.. it was more of a surface burn. Basically, imagine the feel of Icy Hot on your sore muscles and then move that burn down your spine, into the small of your back and then slowly creeping into your butt crack. Now dissipate the first two and gradually increase the last. Now pretend nothing is wrong so as not to alarm the three year old.
I basically have one really good idea a week.. This was NOT it.
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