Gross you guys!!!! You need to get your minds out of the gutter. In my marriage, using anything other than what G-O-D gives you is considered cheating. Can't you just be satisfied with something natural, not something that's cold and robotic?
But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death. - James 1:14-15
@AudeSapere89 I'm not a bible thumper. I just think that the bedroom should be saved for holy acts, such as missionary style sex. Something that Jesus would approve of.
I was getting all geared up to talk about how God gave me the ability to orgasm and I will pursue that God given gift with my H in any position we choose and with any toy I feel like using..... then I got to the end of the thread and saw it was a joke.
Gross you guys!!!! You need to get your minds out of the gutter. In my marriage, using anything other than what G-O-D gives you is considered cheating. Can't you just be satisfied with something natural, not something that's cold and robotic?
But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death. - James 1:14-15
Where the heck did this mess come from? I am a fan of a vibrator but the rest doesn't float my boat. My H isn't threatened by something the size of a tube of lipstick.
In fact, he is very happy to use a dildo or two on me if I want to. It's pure entertainment for him. I just hate the way the toys smell unless it's glassware. The plastic isn't pleasant to me. I prefer fingers or penis, but occasionally I take a dildo for the team.
My husband is right there drilling me so I'm not cheating. Our bible is tucked in our drawer too! Oh noes!
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In fact, he is very happy to use a dildo or two on me if I want to. It's pure entertainment for him. I just hate the way the toys smell unless it's glassware. The plastic isn't pleasant to me. I prefer fingers or penis, but occasionally I take a dildo for the team.
My husband is right there drilling me so I'm not cheating. Our bible is tucked in our drawer too! Oh noes!
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards: