If babies placed personal ads...

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• BC&LM member

  June 2014

  12 month old with adorable big blue-grey eyes looking for someone to play cars with.  I enjoy long walks anywhere where I don't have to hold mommy or daddy's hand, going to the pool, climbing on the couches and looking out the window, and all kinds of other fun things. I will share my snacks with you as long as they are not pancakes, cheese, or anything super awesome like that. I do have a bit of a stealing problem when it comes to iPhones and bottled water, so you might not want to bring those to our play date.

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• needanustart member

  June 2014

  Easy going 11 month old with big blue eyes who needs a cuddle partner. Definitely a mama's boy at heart. I truly enjoy breasts, just can't think of a more respectful way of writing that, but they are my favorite thing. I like flirting and smiling is my favorite thing (after boobs, of course). I like people watching and am an excellent sharer as I have been trained in patience by my older brother. I'm a meat and potatoes guy but would be willing to expand my foodie horizons for the right lady (if she has nice breasts). Also likes playing catch. AND BREASTS!

  

   

  

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• WasNotWas member

  June 2014

  Looking for a long-haired beauty with strong arms and a big heart. A catch/fetch enthusiast would be great and a foodie is a must. I enjoy spooning and long wet kisses. I'm up for anything, just as long as I'm in bed by 7. Let's make some magic, baby

  

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                                                                     Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13

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• JessicaKS member

  June 2014

  Me: one year old girl with shaggy hair, a penchant for throwing toys at people, and an expert at hugging, shoveling fruit down my throat, and speed-crawling.
  
  You: somewhere between one and two years old. Must enjoy gnawing on everything, getting your hair pulled, reading your books upside down, and hugging. Lots of hugging. Promise you won't get weirded out if I blow you awkward kisses?

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• itsStackie member

  June 2014

  Small blonde, with blue eyes and small feet, looking for someone to laugh and smile with. Must like to look where I point, and chase me around the room. Must like water, so we can relax and swim but also like to crawl in the dirt and play. If you want to meet up, don't forget the raspberries and milk.

  

  1st born June 2013
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  June 2014

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• HelgaFunk member

  June 2014

  12 month old petite, blue-eyed, blond in search of someone that loves baby talk,  reading (as long as I get to turn the pages), phones, Super Why, capturing the attention of strangers, and animals. I enjoy graham crackers, grapes, and living on the edge... of the couch, stairs, and anything else I can climb on and scare my parents. Let's have a play date. You won't be disappointed.

   

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