GTKY: Googling in pregnancy

jess123456 · June 2014

Hey ladies! I saw this posted on one of my other boards and thought this was a great one.

What is the weirdest or funniest questions/topics you have Googled during this pregnancy so far?

missnacholover · June 2014

Can I masturbate with my shower head?

Whatevs, it's awesome.

missnacholover · June 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

Is it ok to swallow?

LOL, DH and I had a GROSS discussion about this. "So, if I swallow, does that mean that essentially, the baby is getting your jizz?"

ssstephanie214 · June 2014

Pros and cons of Bris ceremony

MalachiteDrake · June 2014

missnacholover said:

Can I masturbate with my shower head?

Whatevs, it's awesome.

Uh, yes. Especially if you have a detachable... \:D/

lizzielu82 · June 2014

Google image search (thanks to you ladies!): mucus plug

And I wish I could un-see

Dana633 · June 2014

@missnacholover What kind of answer did y'all decide? I haven't thought about this and now you have me all effed up...lmao!

wildflower75 · June 2014

Kllopez1221 post from yesterday!

JamieK1882 · June 2014

"what is a belgian steamer"

JamieK1882 · June 2014

@wildflower75-we're on the same page!

missnacholover · June 2014

Dana633 said:

@missnacholover What kind of answer did y'all decide? I haven't thought about this and now you have me all effed up...lmao!

The jizz question? Well, I've swallowed since, soooo...

Dana633 · June 2014

@missnacholover Yes the jizz...lol I've swallowed recently too so....lmfao

momtojad · June 2014

As my water was breaking last time I was on google trying to figure out what it feels like when you water breaks. I then stood up and learn real quickly what it felt like.

cindyNmark2010 · June 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:

missnacholover said:

Kllopez1221 said:

Is it ok to swallow?

LOL, DH and I had a GROSS discussion about this. "So, if I swallow, does that mean that essentially, the baby is getting your jizz?"

So I totally fell upon a satire article, well I hope, when I was googling how to cure morning sickness. The article said to swallow the father's sperm because the baby has his genes and blah blah blah... yea I didn't try it, I just can't swallow the whole product lol maybe a little leftover when he's sensitive. Well hell if it had worked I would've been saved from 10+ weeks of puking.

The article was real....DH showed me when it first came out.

krgriffin26 · June 2014

MalachiteDrake said:

missnacholover said:

Can I masturbate with my shower head?

Whatevs, it's awesome.

Uh, yes. Especially if you have a detachable... \:D/

lol ok explain to me how it would work if it wasn't detachable??? I, for one, cannot get my leg that high it I wanted to

Kristy774 · June 2014

"Why does my tongue feel like its burning" that's it.

Jpinky9 · June 2014

Haha I have also googled about masturbating. DH has been working out of town and of course my sex drive has finally returned... What's a girl to do!

And yes, I also googled Belgium steamer.... Yikes lol

DoubleUp8 · June 2014

"Booty Shaking Gif" THis has happened multiple times since we do like to shake it around here!

Sunshinehippymama · June 2014

Mucus plugs, bloody show, how to cure constipation with food, Why do pregnant nipples turn black, what does a cervix look like during pregnancy, what is a lady boner lol... I have a bunch of them. I cant remember what else, but I look up a lot of odd stuff.

mommymeg143 · June 2014

I googled 16 week fetus because I wanted to see what baby looked like during that week. I can't unsee what was in the pictures that it brought up. I'll just say it showed babies outside of the womb. HORRIBLE. Don't google fetal images for anything.

emoxymoose · June 2014

I just googled Belgian steamer on urban dictionary and this is what it said:

The act of defecating on a womans face while she is sleeping, and then adding whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry on top.

So yeah, that is the weirdest thing I've googled...I think ever. Also, that is totally not what it is, the above is just silly.

NunyaBennis · June 2014

kyliedaniellexx said:

excitedpreggo12 said:
I found out through Google while you are receiving oral sex, your partner should not blow into your vagina while pregnant.

Who the fucks man/ woman is blowing into their vagina whilst licking? Wtf.
Your partner should never blow in your vagina, period, because it can cause an air embolism. I seriously don't understand how this is a thing.

I don't get it either, but it is apparently a thing. I've yelled my share of NO! No, no, no!
Poor little lost puppies. They don't know.

ETA: woah! Metaphor alert! There were no actual puppies involved in the situation mentioned above. I would hope that goes without saying, but with the concurrent fantasies thread... who even knows any more?

Kristy774 · June 2014

NunyaBennis said:

kyliedaniellexx said:

excitedpreggo12 said:
I found out through Google while you are receiving oral sex, your partner should not blow into your vagina while pregnant.

Who the fucks man/ woman is blowing into their vagina whilst licking? Wtf.
Your partner should never blow in your vagina, period, because it can cause an air embolism. I seriously don't understand how this is a thing.
I don't get it either, but it is apparently a thing. I've yelled my share of NO! No, no, no!
Poor little lost puppies. They don't know.

ETA: woah! Metaphor alert! There were no actual puppies involved in the situation mentioned above. I would hope that goes without saying, but with the concurrent fantasies thread... who even knows any more?

Bahahahaha!!!! Cracking up!

smboswell1 · June 2014

Hmm I haven't googled anything weird. But I did order a new vibrator

kfo22 · June 2014

Dental visits during pregnancy... I think I'm about to google "can dogs sense pregnancy". They've been attached to my hip for weeks. One even checked on me in the shower, ha. He's now on my lap (all 55 lbs of him)