November 2014 Moms

GTKY: Googling in pregnancy

Hey ladies! I saw this posted on one of my other boards and thought this was a great one.

What is the weirdest or funniest questions/topics you have Googled during this pregnancy so far?

Re: GTKY: Googling in pregnancy

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  • "what is a belgian steamer"
  • @missnacholover  Yes the jizz...lol  I've swallowed recently too so....lmfao
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    LOL, DH and I had a GROSS discussion about this.  "So, if I swallow, does that mean that essentially, the baby is getting your jizz?" 
    So I totally fell upon a satire article, well I hope, when I was googling how to cure morning sickness. The article said to swallow the father's sperm because the baby has his genes and blah blah blah... yea I didn't try it, I just can't swallow the whole product lol maybe a little leftover when he's sensitive. Well hell if it had worked I would've been saved from 10+ weeks of puking.

    The article was real....DH showed me when it first came out. 

     

     

     

     

     

  • "Why does my tongue feel like its burning" that's it.
  • Haha I have also googled about masturbating. DH has been working out of town and of course my sex drive has finally returned... What's a girl to do!

    And yes, I also googled Belgium steamer.... Yikes lol
  • Mucus plugs, bloody show, how to cure constipation with food, Why do pregnant nipples turn black, what does a cervix look like during pregnancy, what is a lady boner lol... I have a bunch of them. I cant remember what else, but I look up a lot of odd stuff. 
  • I just googled Belgian steamer on urban dictionary and this is what it said: 

    The act of defecating on a womans face while she is sleeping, and then adding whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry on top.
     
    So yeah, that is the weirdest thing I've googled...I think ever. Also, that is totally not what it is, the above is just silly.

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  • NunyaBennisNunyaBennis member
    edited June 2014

    I found out through Google while you are receiving oral sex, your partner should not blow into your vagina while pregnant.



    Who the fucks man/ woman is blowing into their vagina whilst licking? Wtf. 
    Your partner should never blow in your vagina, period, because it can cause an air embolism. I seriously don't understand how this is a thing.
    I don't get it either, but it is apparently a thing. I've yelled my share of NO! No, no, no!
    Poor little lost puppies. They don't know.

    ETA: woah! Metaphor alert! There were no actual puppies involved in the situation mentioned above. I would hope that goes without saying, but with the concurrent fantasies thread... who even knows any more?
  • I found out through Google while you are receiving oral sex, your partner should not blow into your vagina while pregnant.



    Who the fucks man/ woman is blowing into their vagina whilst licking? Wtf. 
    Your partner should never blow in your vagina, period, because it can cause an air embolism. I seriously don't understand how this is a thing.
    I don't get it either, but it is apparently a thing. I've yelled my share of NO! No, no, no!
    Poor little lost puppies. They don't know.

    ETA: woah! Metaphor alert! There were no actual puppies involved in the situation mentioned above. I would hope that goes without saying, but with the concurrent fantasies thread... who even knows any more?
    Bahahahaha!!!! Cracking up!
  • Hmm I haven't googled anything weird. But I did order a new vibrator :D
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    Dental visits during pregnancy... I think I'm about to google "can dogs sense pregnancy". They've been attached to my hip for weeks. One even checked on me in the shower, ha. He's now on my lap (all 55 lbs of him)

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  • If someone gave me a Belgium steamer I would make sure they never shat again!
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  • I love google and love this thread!!
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