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Share a story of entertainment here! 

Once upon a time last night, I bribed my DH into giving me a back rub for sex. The end! 
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    HelenahhandbasketHelenahhandbasket member
    Hoar.

     

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    YellowWallpaper12 said:

    JackoftheBox said:
    Share a story of entertainment here! 

    Once upon a time last night, I bribed my DH into giving me a back rub for sex. The end! 
    Once upon a time, I scanned this post too quickly and thought @jackofthebox wrote that she took her husband to a sex club.
    BAHAHAHA That's funny. 

    Umm the name of the club was called "Our Bedroom" it's this new place down the hallway across from the bathroom. 
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    Once upon a time, I came into work and shopped swim wear for most of the day.
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    Helenahhandbasket said:

    This is out of left field, but if we are sharing embarassing stories...

    When I met my high school boyfriend's father for the first time (I was 17), we did that weird awkward thing where you don't know if you are going to shake hands, hug or kiss on the cheek. 

    I wound up going in for a cheek kiss (we're Italian) and I think he was maybe going for a handshake and I wound up kissing him right on the neck.  The dad said something like "well, I like her."

    IT WAS AWFUL.

    So basically this? LOL 

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    DH and I have also broken the bed.  Heh heh.
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    HelenahhandbasketHelenahhandbasket member

    Damn.  I have never broken a bed.

     

     

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    EmilyK022 said:
    Helenahhandbasket said:

    This is out of left field, but if we are sharing embarassing stories...

    When I met my high school boyfriend's father for the first time (I was 17), we did that weird awkward thing where you don't know if you are going to shake hands, hug or kiss on the cheek. 

    I wound up going in for a cheek kiss (we're Italian) and I think he was maybe going for a handshake and I wound up kissing him right on the neck.  The dad said something like "well, I like her."

    IT WAS AWFUL.

    My ex from high schools dad walked in on us one time. He got a full view and I wouldn't go near him for months.

    Alright.  You may have won this battle.

     

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    EmilyK022 said:
    Helenahhandbasket said:

    This is out of left field, but if we are sharing embarassing stories...

    When I met my high school boyfriend's father for the first time (I was 17), we did that weird awkward thing where you don't know if you are going to shake hands, hug or kiss on the cheek. 

    I wound up going in for a cheek kiss (we're Italian) and I think he was maybe going for a handshake and I wound up kissing him right on the neck.  The dad said something like "well, I like her."

    IT WAS AWFUL.

    My ex from high schools dad walked in on us one time. He got a full view and I wouldn't go near him for months.


    My high school boyfriend's Mom walked in on me giving him a BJ.... I was absolutely horrified!

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    @EmilyK022 It was horrible! I remember her walking in and saying "what are you doing???" and him just mumbling "nothing...."

     

    I couldn't make eye contact with them for a long long long time. Luckily soon after that we broke up so it wasn't an issue.

     

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    Once upon a time I was a nice wife the end ;)
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    KS02CS08 said:

    Once upon a time I was a nice wife the end ;)

    I call BS!
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    KS02CS08 said:
    Once upon a time I was a nice wife the end ;)

    Me too..... a long time ago :)

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    NamasteBiotches said:
    Once upon a time when DH & I were wee youngins, we broke our bed while doing the deed.  \m/

    Us too! But we were not youngin', got to keep the spark going! We had to reinforce with metal braces..... Totally fell apart. We are crazy like that.....oh yeah.....
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