Little White Lies

nnikki10 · June 2014

So what little white lies do you tell your SO?? Get them off your chest here. Purge, confess, feel better on this Monday.

BlondieBia21 · June 2014

"I'll only be gone for an hour at most."

Well, that's when I actually can get out on my own. Of course I'm going to be gone longer than an hour when I rarely have an opportunity to go see friends.

nnikki10 · June 2014

" I only went to Target, it was so busy"

Texasmomma13 · June 2014

"She needs this" and "it was on sale". Although usually it is on sale but I might buy more than one. oh and ""this old thing? it's been at the back of the closet forever"

TrueBeliever925 · June 2014

"I only need to pick up x, y, & z". And then home comes the rest of the alphabet. Whoops.

thoughtfulmommy · June 2014

"I am so tired, LO woke up at 7am right after you left for work." Really, we slept in until 9am, but I'm still tired.

"I couldn't clean at all today. LO would not let me put him down". Really, I was just lazy.

kanned0121 · June 2014

D.) all of the above.

TrueBeliever925 · June 2014

I also like the "It took me FOREVER to do x, y, & z to the house!" when really I worked for 30 minutes and played all day.

magdalina.h · June 2014

"my co-worker gave it to me"
I bought a cute votive candle holder and I knew he wouldn't like it, but I love it.

Bunnyfer · June 2014

"LO just went down for a nap about 10min ago" - Actually she has been down for almost an hour, but you dont need to know that.

"LO had me up all night and up early, so I am tired" - Actually, I am just tired...LO slept like a champ

ludali · June 2014

"DD looks tired, I should take her upstairs" - I spend WAY too much "trying to put her down for a nap" when we're at the in-laws. "ugh, she just didn't want to go to sleep!"

Instead, we had a smile-fest, lots of nursing and cuddles and finally went to sleep (but that part took 5 minutes).

ELauren88 · June 2014

"No, I don't hate your mother"

MissyCee · June 2014

No, I didn't eat all of the cookies/ice cream/etc. I shared with *insert person here*

BlondieBia21 · June 2014

"Lo told me she needed this."

TrueBeliever925 · June 2014

BlondieBia21 said:

"Lo told me she needed this."

That's not a lie.... arn't all mama's are telepathic with their babies?

MitsB707 · June 2014

"I just need to pee really quickly." 20 minutes later, I'm still "peeing" in the bathroom a/k/a reading my nook or on fb, lol

ludali · June 2014

MitsB707 said:

"I just need to pee really quickly." 20 minutes later, I'm still "peeing" in the bathroom a/k/a reading my nook or on fb, lol

All the time.

Or in the morning "can you get DD? I was just with her...I'll be right down" - tehn roll over and set my alarm for as long as I possibly can. ;-)

LokiLahve · June 2014

A lot of what has already been said

It was on sale...
Lo NEEDED it because...
I need to poop (aka bump, play on my phone without a baby crawling on me)
I only bought what was on my list...

Her birthday party won't be that huge of a deal. Just a simple get together....HA!

NikkiD522 · June 2014

"My day has been super busy too" in response to his "My day was terrible".... as I'm sitting here bumping...

ludali · June 2014

mwalker710 said:

"I used a gift card to buy that."

Oooooooooooooooooooooh, good one!!!

Snowbird7 · June 2014

I worked retail in college, and there was a surprising number of women who would want me to put half their purchased clothes into a really small bag, and the other half of the clothes would get stuffed into their purses. :P

BelhurstBride · June 2014

Does it even count as a lie if I don't even tell him I bought and ate an entire package of Swiss Cake rolls and instead just hide all of the evidence of their existence?

MommyBolty · June 2014

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

TeacherMom210 · June 2014

I've been doing the banking. To be fair, I am usually doing that, but I'm also using the time to surf the web and sometimes to bump (like right now).

BlueJewelM · June 2014

BelhurstBride said:
Does it even count as a lie if I don't even tell him I bought and ate an entire package of Swiss Cake rolls and instead just hide all of the evidence of their existence?

@BelhurstBride‌ for the win!

So guilty of this one!

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