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March 2014 Moms
amdecker1016
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Open letter time!
amdecker1016
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Re: Open letter time!
Please don't be a grump bc you had to get up at 9:30. I was woken up for the day at 8:15 and have to work tonight while you do not.
Dear DD,
I love your early morning smiles but did not appreciate you pulling at my lips to wake me up!
Love, a tired momma
Born 2/4/14
Weighing 6 lbs 10 oz and 20 inches long
Idk what's wrong with me but you are annoying the shit out of me and I don't want to be spoken to just leave me alone this too shall pass.
Dear baby
I know I'm your favorite person but please give daddy a chance to calm you down too.
Love you lots
Your mama
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
No love,
K
Okay, so as you know, I have PPA yet again. Thanks. (Not) I am better equipped to manage it now-please please please just listen to me when I cry and give me strength to get well. No have faith in you that if you brought me to it, you'll get me through it. Bc...I love my little family. All is just so hazy right now, but I still love you endlessly!!!
Love,
Me
Dear PPA,
Well hello there. Once again we meet. Only I'm on to you. You may think you have won, but you haven't. You won't be stealing my joy. You won't be getting the best of me. I've brought in the big guns earlier this time (Zoloft, therapy). You're NO match for them. I'm so gonna wipe the floor with you. My babies deserve a happy mama and sorry to disappoint, they will be getting that! Peace!
Signed,
Why must mommy wake up early on weekdays too? It's super cute you want to play but 6am on Saturday sucks.
Love mommy
Dear mom,
You're driving me up a wall. I try to be thankful you are not mean spirited or crazy like some of the boards MILs but I brought you out here so I could de stress and get more stuff done. Please please please stop getting my anxiety up
Love your daughter
Fuck you. So much.
-not having wool pulled over my eyes newscasters.
Please cooperate today at the wedding. The only way that I can wear this dress is without a bra, so this should be interesting.
Love,
Me
Is that you? If so, while I understand you are important for my development, please take it easy on me. Mommy is by herself for the next week and a half or 2 while Daddy is working.
Thanks in advance,
Asher
Potential future employer,
Yes I do realize that the position you are offering is below my education and experience level. I also realize this means a significant pay reduction from my previous employment. However, your company has a great reputation for promoting within. Please remember this conversation in 6-9 months when I apply for a position with more responsibility instead of making me wait a year.
Sincerely,
Considering your offer
Dear Jesus People,
Let's be clear, I don't hate you because you believe in God, I hate you because my fussy teething 3 month old JUST fell asleep on my chest and making me come to the door woke him up. It's is my sincere belief that this is a non attonable sin and you are going to the southern hemisphere.
Sincerely
Really annoyed mom who still hasn't eaten breakfast
You suck! If I have to get a second job I will be super ragey.
Besitos,
College educated with a good job and still broke, me
Fuck you. You're the reason we struggle to pay bills every month. Not sure you were worth it.
Sincerely,
I'll be paying you off even after I'm dead
Why are you so strict? Why can't we have 2 godfathers instead of a godmother? SO and I each have 1 brother and no other siblings. Stop making us choose between the two, this is only causing a big fight in our already shaky relationship!! Oh and Father stop lecturing us that we should get married. We know what's best for our relationship and getting married bc we have a kid together isn't it!!
Sincerely,
A sinner who's going to hell
RIP Dr. Irving Fishman - 10/1/19-7/25/10 - thank you for holding on for me.
You made my wedding day complete.
I think I just felt and saw a tooth in your mouth. 11 weeks is way way way too young. Your sisters didn't cut teeth until 7 months I'm no ready for teething stage yet. Please slow down you are growing too fast.
Love your mommy who really hopes she is wrong
Fuck you. You are making our lives hell.
From,
An exhausted mom
why do you have to have such wonderful things for me to buy.
Signed, I love you but you're going to make me go broke
Dear weekend,
Why must you go by so quickly. I wish you were longer.
Signed, I hate Mondays
My Pregnancy/Parenting BLOG TTC since 5/2011, BFP #1 12/3/11, M/C 12/7/11 @ 4wks 2d. Began seeing RE Sep 2012. October 2012 Metformin 1500 mg= ovulation on CD34 BFP#2 11/14/12 9DPO, EDD 7/26/13, DX Gestational Diabetes @14 wks, our angel born sleeping 3/24/13 @ 22wks 2d. BFP #3 7/4/13 8DPO EDD 3/22/14, DX Gestational Diabetes @14 wks. started insulin @16 wks. Our rainbow, born 3/19/14 @ 39wks 6d., we're so in love!
I am so angry and disappointed with you. It was you who asked mom to take care of your dog while you renovated your house... Which she has done faithfully for over a year. Then she asked you to take care of him for a few days while we figure out her cancer treatment... To which you agree. Imagine my surprise when I called you to check on the dog only to find out that you left town for a long weekend and left the dog at mom's! That poor dog has not been outside or been fed since yesterday morning!! So I have to scramble to find someone to check on him when I moved away 7 years ago when you live 5 minutes away. F you.
Sister
I hate you have a cold! I hate the sound of your cough, and I'm paranoid it is something bad. You're not running fever, and your breathing is fine, so all signs lead to a cold. I really wish I could take it away from you!!!
I love you more than words can say,
Mommy
Dear cough/cold,
Evict my son's body...now!!! Not only do I hate that he's doesn't feel well, but I really want my DH to be able to spend his first Father's Day with his son and family!
Signed,
Worried momma!
Get it together. I want to have a decent stash for when I go back to work without having to pump after every feeding.
Thank you kindly,
Owner