who was your HGG?

Re: who was your HGG?

• credcat7 member

  June 2014

  @justAphase‌ I love it. I lived vicariously through my friends. .. had to keep notes to remember who they were talking about

  

   

  

   

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• phunkyphish member

  June 2014

  Before I started talking to H and knew his name, he was "hot security guy".  

         
  

  
  

  
  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  June 2014

  The only nicknames exes have are ones dubbed after the fact. 

  
  

  Boyfriend 1:  That asshole.

  
  

  Boyfriend 2:  That fucking asshole

  
  

  Boyfriend 3:  That asshole-dipshit-fucking-dumbass-dickferret.  

  
  

  Boyfriend 4:  DH.  

   
  

  
  

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• LaurelBee member

  June 2014

  I have red hair and dated a guy with red hair once in HS. All over school people started calling us "the [hometown that starts with R] Reds" Needless to say, we didn't last long. I also dated a Lacrosse Hottie. Dh was "the hand washer" bc onetime he came up to my dorm and had to use the bathroom on an all girls floor. My friend and I stood outside chatting and we heard the flush and then the faucet and soap dispenser. My friend was like- LaurelBee, he's a total keeper! Ha.

  

  
  

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• NeneCakies member

  June 2014

  I dated a guy who told me a story about how he got shrapnel in his upper leg one time (not in military action but I don't exactly remember how). My roommate referred to him as Shrapnel Crotch from then on. I think it was her attempt to make him sound lame (pun intended?) because he was so much hotter than her boyfriend at the time. :P

  

  
  

  
   

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• Monkeybabe member

  June 2014 edited June 2014

  My H was WoW (world of warcraft) guy.

  
  

  My ex-bf was Cute Car Washer 

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• minervacullen member

  June 2014

  I called DH "the guy with blue eyes"

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• ShakeyJakey member

  June 2014

  I didn't really have one for SO but I have douchey pilot and annoying clingy Ben. I'm sure there are more that I've forgotten

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• Whenigrowup member

  June 2014

  My H was "the computer guy" to my friend and my dad.  It was one of those meet, swoon, go home and talk about him kind of things.  

  
  

  Right before I met him, I dated one guy that I called "The Old Man" because he was over 10 years older than me.  He was also known as The Republican because he was not only a conservative republican, but it was his job.  

  
  

  My mom was very  happy when I met DH.

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• fintin member

  June 2014

  CinemaGoddess said:

  The only nicknames exes have are ones dubbed after the fact. 

  
  

  Boyfriend 1:  That asshole.

  
  

  Boyfriend 2:  That fucking asshole

  
  

  Boyfriend 3:  That asshole-dipshit-fucking-dumbass-dickferret.  

  
  

  Boyfriend 4:  DH.  

  This is me! You only get a nickname if you are an ex and its never a nice one ;-)
  

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• likeanoldtimemovie member

  June 2014

  De-lurking to say my DH was a beer delivery man and I worked in a liquor store. I called him "Miller Guy" for weeks.

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• [Deleted User] member

  June 2014

  Grandpa's friend's son----> Opie ---> Gomer Pyle ---> DH
  

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• RayRay007 member

  June 2014

  I never had NNs for DH or any ex, but my sister's ex was Red and Maroon, because we spotted him in a bar and he was wearing a shirt with those colours. 

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  June 2014

  I had a crazy Aussie in my life for awhile. Bullet = dodged. 

  
  

  There was also Halfway House Guy. I was wild in my late teens 

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• seahorse102410 member

  June 2014

  Inkogneetoh said:

  
  

  
  

  Now I call him buttface.  It's actually a weird endearment.  He calls me tooty.

  Well I am tooterasaurus.  And he is tooterface.
  

  

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• BootsOrHearts member

  June 2014

  Current DH is Monkey Boy. Before that there was Officer Pete and He Who Shall Not Be Named (married guy), there was a Chief WhiteBum In high school and Fireman Kevin his roommate. ">
  
  Ex DH never really had a nickname. We will call him 'guy I married right out of college because I didn't know any better'

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  June 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  Oh and btw jesusistired, DH was the weirdest most awkward texter and I almost called it off...turns out he was just a weird and awkward sweetheart

  Oh @TyrannosauraLex, you are a sweetie for sharing this  HGG is definitely a weird texter. I am ready to just talk to him face to face and be done with the weirdness.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• DreadLoc member

  June 2014

  i had a HGG once.  he was a bagger for publix and always gave me this adorable smile when he saw me.

  
  

  but i was faithfully married and just smiled back and after a couple months i think he got a new job because i stopped seeing him at publix.  geezus he was adorable.   i was disappointed not seeing him when i shopped when i used to see him everytime i shopped.  

  
  
  
  

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• acesup member

  June 2014

  This is too funny! DH didn't have one, but before him I dated a guy that was a cop and had some "issues" in the bedroom. After we split my friends and I referred to him as Officer Limp Dick. Kind of mean, but he wasn't nice so he deserved it lol.
  Crazy thing is- his kids and my kids go to the same daycare now. AWKWARD! I guess he worked out his issues LMAO!

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• mrscutforth member

  June 2014

  I didn't ever have a NN for him but his work NN to this day is still Tripod.

  
  

  ZBC 11/2012 & SNC 7/2014

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

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• klondikebar member

  June 2014

  What does hgg mean? I googled and came up with "holy grail guy/girl." How is it related to nickname or was that a separate question? I feel stupid for asking, but I MUST KNOW.
  

       
  

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• secretsout member

  June 2014

  I didn't have a name for my H.
  
  But there was hardcore boy in college.
  
  Which maybe sounds dirty but is in reference to music preference.

  
  

  
  

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• virgin4lyfe member

  June 2014

  There was "the douche" then "the marine" and the latest is "TDS" for tall, dark-haired and sarcastic.
  That's all I got. You guys have cooler stories.
  

  
  

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  June 2014

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