wow just wow

Re: wow just wow

• poofwok member

  June 2014

  My brain is hurting. Just.no.words.
  
  

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• FrodaBaggins member

  June 2014

  Wow indeed. Also every time I see a thread with @whocanitbenow's wild staring cat gif I seriously sit and look at that thing for ages. It's amazing. 

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• BeachM member

  June 2014

  I'm so confused about how this guy knew about or found the Bump and then created an account. Never in a million years would this have ocurred to DH should this situation been ours.
  
  This can't be real.

  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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  June 2014

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• lookame3639 member

  June 2014

  A luteal phase is the part of your cycle after you ovulate. It's usually between 10 and 14 days long

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• poofwok member

  June 2014

  Because of everything he knew I thought this was a chick at first and that she was bat shit crazy.
  
  Blew my mind when I realized it was a bat shit crazy guy. Wow.

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• wandsandwine member

  June 2014

  He knows more about my period than I do! That's going to be awkward in about 13 years if his LO is a girl and he wants to have the talk instead of mom.

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• chase16 member

  June 2014

  I'll be the oddball. I'd take a paternity test.. He sounds like a dude who is panicking about his (admittedly incredibly irresponsible) one night stand.. And he spent days researching every aspect of the situation. I would do the same Damn thing. People lie.

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• Kferrell0201 member

  June 2014

  Wow... Just wow! Well this is what happens when you have unprotected sex with people you dont know! Personally I think he should be happy its a baby and not an STD. I do think its fishy though that she doesnt want him to ask the doctor questions about her prior medical condition and how it will affect the pregnancy...

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• schnookee member

  June 2014

  scarfbandit said:

  Well just the things he knows blows my mind and I believe someone on that thread mentioned this but what the hell is a luteal phase? I've never heard of that but he knows what it is.

  I was thinking the same thing. What guy knows all that?! I know what a luteal phase is but only because i had a bunch of hormone testing done. That had me even more blown than the actually story. I don't even know what else to say lol.
  

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• alphaxi614 member

  June 2014

  Wow just wow....

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• atmaloney member

  June 2014

  YoginiKiki said:

  I'm gonna go give my husband a bj now....for no other reason than he isn't this guy.

   

  I second this. With maybe some extra added ball play. 

  
  

  Is it bad a laughed at ball play? Don't care. 

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• shaylagirl member

  June 2014

  That dude needs to go eat a bag of dicks.  Seriously.
  
  I understand being in a tizzy about your girlfriend being KU.  I 100% empathise with that.
  
  But suspecting her of taking IF medication to 'trap' you?  What in the ever loving fuck?  Or that she's cheating on you?  I just can't with that sort of garbage.
  

  
  
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• workmm01 member

  June 2014

  Wow. Very entertaining!  I'm confused though. He thinks she's hiding something but he has way more medical info than needed on her. Seems like she's been pretty open.

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• Peedy member

  June 2014

  @scarfbandit thanks for posting this!  That was at least 15 minutes of entertainment.

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• liz4paws member

  June 2014

  Mud, but entertaining, nonetheless.

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• dogperson11 member

  June 2014

  Kferrell0201 said:

  Wow... Just wow! Well this is what happens when you have unprotected sex with people you dont know! Personally I think he should be happy its a baby and not an STD. I do think its fishy though that she doesnt want him to ask the doctor questions about her prior medical condition and how it will affect the pregnancy...

  This was my thought as well...

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• Sarafar4 member

  June 2014

  schnookee said:

  Well just the things he knows blows my mind and I believe someone on that thread mentioned this but what the hell is a luteal phase? I've never heard of that but he knows what it is.

  I was thinking the same thing. What guy knows all that?! I know what a luteal phase is but only because i had a bunch of hormone testing done. That had me even more blown than the actually story. I don't even know what else to say lol.

  
  Totally agree. If he knows so much about women, you think he'd know that some are crazies!! "Do you think she lied to me?" Um, yes, totally possible. On the other hand, I have a friend who was told she was infertile due to uterine scarring... Her daughter just turned 8.

  

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